Drfunkenberry.com
13Jul
2009
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Mariah Carey’s “Obsessed” Video To Debut On NBC

Mariah Carey Obsessed www.mariahcarey.com
Mariah Carey Obsessed www.mariahcarey.com

Mariah Carey Obsessed www.mariahcarey.com

Mariah Carey's "Obsessed" video will debut this Wendensday on NBC prime-time.

The show will debut towards the end of "America's Got Talent" and we wonder if Mariah will keep her lambs covered up during the video.  We doubt it because she sure didn't cover them up at the Memorial Service last week for Michael Jackson. Trust me, I am not complaining. It took my ears off her performance that was racked (no pun intended...OK maybe slightly) with sadness and emotion.

We wonder if the video will leak before the show. We have a feeling it will.  Also, there will be 2 different versions of the video released.  You can count on us to have it here as soon as they debut.-Dr.FB

13Jul
2009
4

Jon Gosselin Hangs Out With Fashion Douche Christian Audigier

Christian Audigier & Jon Gosselin. Photo: BauerGriffen.com
Christian Audigier & Jon Gosselin. Photo: BauerGriffen.com

Christian Audigier & Jon Gosselin. Photo: BauerGriffen.com

How do you make Kate Gosselin look good? Stand Jon Gosselin next to Christian Audigier.

Jon Gosselin visited Christian Audigier on the French Riveria this weekend where Jon is rumored to be doing work for Christian and his douchey Ed Hardy shirts.  About 500,000 guys who go to the gym on a daily basis just said "Hey, those shirts are cool. I own two of them." No, they are not cool.  They are douchey.

Christian is a straight fashion whore.  He dedicated a HUGE bouquet of flowers in front of Staple Center for Michael Jackson's Memorial Service.  The roses were beautiful and it was in the shape of heart with a message for Michael and a photo of him. Christian had to put his name in the rose design just so you know it was him who did it.

Not only that, while driving Sunset Blvd. on Saturday, right above his store, there was a billboard with him and Michael Jackson, letting you know they were friends.  Lame. Tacky. Douchey.

I would only want an Ed Hardy shirt after I took a PHD and needed something to wipe my ass with.-Dr.FB

7Jul
2009
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Michael Jackson Funeral Update: Live Coverage Of Memorial

Last night, the Jackson family held a private service for Michael Jackson at Forest Lawn Memorial. The news did leak to the media and fans attempted to show up.

There will be another not so private memorial before The Staple Center Memorial Event.

Drfunkenberry.com will be covering the event live to report for you.  Although not using video, I will update before the event, give my takes during the event, and update you after the event.  I did not feel a video stream was needed as your eyes would be glued to the TV and updates on here.-Dr.FB

6Jul
2009
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Mariah Carey Rumored To Perform At Michael Jackson’s Memorial Service

Mariah Carey File Photo
Mariah Carey File Photo

Mariah Carey File Photo

Our favorite obsession is set to perform "I'll be There" honoring MJ at his Memorial sevice tomorrow at the Staples Center. We say 'rumored' due to the fact that nothing has been confirmed as of this morning. Stay tuned.....