Drfunkenberry.com
9Aug
2012
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Wow! Miranda Kerr Wearing Nothing But Boots. Seriously. Boot-Naked!

Miranda Kerr is in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar courtesy of Terry Richardson.

Thank you Terry Richardson. For 2 more photos, click the continue reading button.-DocFB

24Jul
2010
2

Orlando Bloom Marries Miranda Kerr!

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr File Photo: Flynetonline.com

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr File Photo: Flynetonline.com

She will make an honest man out of him yet!

Orlando Bloom has married longtime girlfriend and Victoria's Secret model.    They secretly married in Los Angeles and plan on having a honeymoon during the week of August 4th.

Congrats to Orlando and Miranda!-Dr.FB

29Mar
2010
4

Three’s Company!

Alessandra, Miranda, & Candice. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Alessandra, Miranda, & Candice. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Alessandra, Miranda, & Candice. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, and Candice Swanepoel posed for photos for Victoria's Secrets 15th Anniversary last week.

Good things do comes in 3's sometimes......-Dr.FB

11Feb
2010
3

Orlando Bloom Is Ready To Take Your Temperature

Orlando Bloom
Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Orlando Bloom was caught on the set of his new movie "The Good Doctor" in Los Angeles yesterday.

Although there has been some rumors (That I started) "The Good Doctor" is not about Drfunkenberry.

Bloom has been staying busy although rumors are swirling that he tried to hook up with Kristen Stewart from the Twilight films at Sundance while his girlfriend Miranda Kerr was in St. Barts working.

Hmm.   Not sure if I believe this and I am NOT going to knock Kristen Stewart like other bloggers do although I did see with my own eyes Orlando Bloom hook up with Rumer Willis, so it is possible.  Why would you trade Fillet Mignon (Miranda Kerr) for a 5 ounce steak (Kristen Stewart) you know?

Regardless, enjoy the photo of Orlando on set and please take off your clothes, the doctor will be in shortly to see you.-Dr.FB

23Jan
2010
5

Miranda Kerr, How Do We Love Thee?

Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr

Miranda KerrMiranda KerrMiranda KerrMiranda Kerr.  Above are four reasons to heavily dislike Orlando Bloom.  Not only is he a movie star but he also gets to bag Miranda. 

Some things in life just are not fair.  Weekends are never long enough.  Summer colds.  Agreeing to work an extra shift and someone hot calls wanting to hook up with you but you can't anymore.

Such is the life of Orlando Bloom and his love, Miranda Kerr.  Well, with these photos, hopefully, your life will be fair.  You can dream about her.  Sometimes, that is the stuff dreams and life are made of.-Dr.FB

4Jan
2010
3

It’s Going To The Dogs

Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom.  Photo:  Splashnewsonline.com
Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom.  Photo:  Splashnewsonline.com

Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom spent New Years in St. Barts.  One of them is a lucky dog and the other starred in several pirate movies.

Just saying.-Dr.FB

14Dec
2009
0

Orlando Bloom And Miranda Kerr Are NOT Engaged

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr File Photo: Flynetonline.com
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr File Photo: Flynetonline.com

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr File Photo: Flynetonline.com

There are reports circulating that Orlando Bloom has proposed to longtime girlfriend Miranda Kerr. They are, quite simply, not true.

Family and friends were starting the reports but not their people. We have been informed by both their reps that although they do love each other, they are not engaged at this time.-Dr.FB