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13Jul
2011
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Nicki Minaj Denies Fight; Says Man Would Have Balls Removed By Her

Nicki Minaj. Photo: Twitter.com/HelloHouston
Nicki Minaj. Photo: Twitter.com/HelloHouston

Nicki Minaj. Photo: Twitter.com/HelloHouston

Nicki Minaj is denying that she got into an altercation with a man at Dallas hotel yesterday.  It was reported yesterday that Nicki got into a shouting match with a male companion and got struck on her bottom lip.

Nicki took to her Twitter account to make a statement about the incident; "The fact that u believe a man either slapped or punched me in the face & didn't leave on a stretcher w/his balls hangin off? get an F'nlife!"

She later went on to say "The media could pee on ur leg & tell u its raining. You'd believe it. You'd believe u were an adopted martian if TMZ told u so. #stopit5"

Wow.  Balls hanging off and golden showers on a leg.  We don't want to mess with Nicki.  Not sure if she would remove the balls with her hands or her ass.  I would not want to wait around to find out.

So I guess if you listen to Nicki, then the fight didn't happen, right?-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Your Love Or Your Balls.

12Jul
2011
5

Nicki Minaj Gets Attacked By A Man In A Hotel?

Nicki Minaj. Photo: Twitter.com/HelloHouston
Nicki Minaj. Photo: Twitter.com/HelloHouston

Nicki Minaj. Photo: Twitter.com/HelloHouston

Nicki Minaj allegedly was attacked by a man in a lavish Dallas hotel last night.  Nicki was by the hotel's pool where she got into a verbal fight with the man she was with and it got very loud.

The man went back to their hotel room and Nicki shortly followed.  The fight continued and at some point, police and paramedics were called.  Nicki was hit in her lower lip.

Despite the hit, Nicki did not want charges pressed against the man.  She let it be known that the man was not her boyfriend nor any other type of relationship was taking place with the individual.  An incident report was taken and nothing else.

Nicki nor her team has said anything publicly about the altercation.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  No More I Love You's

5Jul
2011
1

Cousin Of Nicki Minaj Murdered

Nicki Minaj. Photo: GettyImages.com
Nicki Minaj. Photo: GettyImages.com

Nicki Minaj. Photo: GettyImages.com

The cousin of Nicki Minaj was murdered in Brooklyn yesterday and the suspect is still on the loose.  He is 27-year-old Nicholas Telemaque and Minaj is reeling.

Nicki released this statement through Twitter:  My precious cousin. My baby. Killed last nite."

Since then, she has posted photos and other messages about him.  The police have made no arrests but are still investigating the murder.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to Minaj and her family at this time.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Gun Shots, Not Fireworks

6May
2010
1

Ex-NFL Star Lawrence Taylor Has Been Arrested For Rape!

Lawrence Taylor. Old Booking Photo. (AP Photo/Miami-Dade Corrections Department, HO)
Lawrence Taylor. Old Booking Photo. (AP Photo/Miami-Dade Corrections Department, HO)

Lawrence Taylor. Old Booking Photo. (AP Photo/Miami-Dade Corrections Department, HO)

Former NFL star Lawrence Taylor has been arrested for rape in New York City.  He has not been formally charged yet. 

Police were investigating a reported rape at a hotel in Montebello, N.Y and arrested Taylor on suspicion of rape. 

There will be a press conference later today regarding the rape charge.  No word yet if Taylor has a lawyer for the proceedings....

We will keep you updated as news develops....-Dr.FB

8Apr
2010
1

Busted! Zac Efron Is Just Like Us

Zac Efron. Photo: Flynetonline.com
Zac Efron. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Zac Efron. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Zac Efron was pulled over by L.A.P.D. yesterday after doing an illegal U-turn.

Interestingly enough, the cop chatted Zac up after getting a ticket.  Zac seemed chill and accepted the ticket and went on his way and did not let it ruin his day.

How many people can say that when they get a ticket?-Dr.FB

29Nov
2009
4

Tiger Woods Releases Statement On Car Accident

Tiger Woods. File Photo
Tiger Woods. File Photo

Tiger Woods. File Photo

Tiger Woods released a statement today sayign it was just a car accident and everything else is rumor and he is asking for privacy for him and his family.  I have one thing to say; If it is just rumor, why won't he talk with the police?

Here is the statement made; 

"As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.

This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.

This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.

The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be."

I am all for privacy but sometimes as a public figure in situations where domestic violence may have happened, and you are not talking with police, you are most likely NOT going to get it.-Dr.FB