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2Jun
2011
1

Sports Boxers & Briefs: Romo Marries, Shaq Retires, & The Heat Dominate

Chris Bosh, Dwayne Wade, & LeBron James. Photo: NBA.com
Chris Bosh, Dwayne Wade, & LeBron James. Photo: NBA.com

Chris Bosh, Dwayne Wade, & LeBron James. Photo: NBA.com

Tony Romo married Candace Crawford at a private event in a tent in Dallas over the weekend.  The couple have been together for 2 years and Romo proposed late last year.  Candace is the sister of Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford....

Shaquille O'Neil announced his retirement via Twitter yesterday 19 years in the game.  Shaq, who started his career in Orlando and came to the Los Angeles Lakers and won 3 championships with Kobe Bryant before their relationship exploded and Shaq was traded to the Heat where he won 1 more ring.  He finished his career in Clevelend and Boston.  Although Shaq wore enemy jerseys, The Lakers announced they will be retiring Shaq's Jersey next season....

LeBron James is just 3 games away from winning his first ring and from the looks of what the Miami Heat did to the Dallas Mavericks in game 1, they may already be sizing up their ring finger. Dirk Nowitzki tore tendons in a shooting finger and aside from Dirk, Dallas's offense was stagnant.  The NBA Finals continue tonight with game 2, where Miami is looking to take a 2 game lead over the hurting Mavericks......Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Only A Week Away Til You Can't Use Lebron's Ring Jokes

22Sep
2009
7

Kardashian-Odom Wedding To Be A Laker Affair

Lamar Odom Photo: NBA.com
Lamar Odom Photo: NBA.com

Lamar Odom Photo: NBA.com

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are getting married this Sunday and it is being reported it will be filled with purple and gold.

Lamar has invited the entire Laker team to the wedding including coaches and management. The event will be a private affair and since the wedding is taking place so fast (Odom proposes last week and the couple met last month) people are being invited over the phone and that is how the guest list is being prepared.  Could you imagine Kobe Bryant, Phil Jackson, and Ron Artest being the groomsmen at your wedding? Dayum.

So far, the location has not been leaked but since the entire team has been told, expect it to leak. Lamar wanted to be married before he leaves for training camp October 7th. So far, Khloe has not been spotted with a ring.-Dr.FB

31Aug
2009
1

Is Katy Perry Engaged???????

Katy Perry Ring Photo By Dr.Funkenberry.com
Katy Perry Ring Photo By Dr.Funkenberry.com

Katy Perry Ring Photo By Dr.Funkenberry.com

Katy Perry performed at the Hollywood Palladium on Saturday and some friends were pointing out to me that Katy was wearing a ring on her...well...ring finger.

I argued with them that it was to match her mic and outfit but they were like why is it on that finger of all fingers?  I had a hard time putting up the fight and some pictures I took proves they may be right.  I am still not convinced so I am putting the word out to you.

I know that katy liked her relationships to be on the low-low lately and Katy I apologize ahead of time but you know what I have to do.  Have a look at the close-up pic below:

 

Katy Perry Ring? Photo: Drfunkenberry

Katy Perry Ring? Photo: Drfunkenberry

Is Katy Perry Engaged?

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So Hello Katy fans, did she wear a ring on the last night of her tour in Santa Barbara? Help me out here. Thanks!-Dr.FB

24Aug
2009
0

Rumor Of The Moment: Renee Zelweger & Bradley Cooper Engaged

We are hearing huge rumors that Renee Zelweger and Bradley Cooper are engaged.

No official confirmation nor ring wearing spotted yet. So Bradley Cooper fans and Jennifer Aniston can breath a sigh of relief for right now.-Dr.FB

4Jun
2009
7

Who You Got? Kobe & The Lakers or Howard & The Magic? Vote Now!

Kobe Bryant & Dwight Howard.  Photo: Espn.com
Kobe Bryant & Dwight Howard.  Photo: Espn.com

Kobe Bryant & Dwight Howard. Photo: Espn.com

So game 1 of the NBA Finals starts tonight and I have a simple question; Who is going to get the ring?  Kobe & The Lakers or Howard & the Magic? 

Answer the poll and leave comments why you believe that person & his team will get the ring.-Dr.FB

Who's going to win the Finals?

  • Kobe and the Lakers (77%, 23 Votes)
  • Howard and the Magic (23%, 7 Votes)

Total Voters: 30

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