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24Jan
2011
1

Kourtney & Kim Kardashian Take The Cake

Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick. Photo: Ginsburgspaly
Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick. Photo: Ginsburgspaly

Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick. Photo: Ginsburgspaly

Another Kardashian show debuted on E! last night, I think the 10th Kardashian show.  This one is titled "Kourtney & Kim Take New York" as they open up a DASH store in the big apple.

We have the plot of Kim being single and Scott Disick moving into Kim and Kourtney's place.  All that and a cameo appearance by Kanye West.

Kim makes a comment after Kanye and her are spotted together (Hmm. That site looks familiar btw) that the media is all about her n black men n she could be having sex in the middle of the street and no one would say anything.  She did see another man and the same thing happened, yet no comment about that. 

I am sure when the ratings come out later today, they will be high.

Your opinion matters though.  Did you watch it?  Do you still care about Kim and the Kardashians?-Dr.FB

9Aug
2010
1

The Kardashian’s Have Another Sister???

Kim, Kourtney, & Khloe & K.Lopez Kardashian. GettyImages.com
Kim, Kourtney, & Khloe & K.Lopez Kardashian. GettyImages.com

Kim, Kourtney, & Khloe & K.Lopez Kardashian. GettyImages.com

At the Teen Choice Awards last night, the Kardashian sisters won a few Awards and also perhaps found a long lost sister?

George Lopez dressed up as a Kardashian and joined them on stage.  We are going to refer to George as K.LO-Pez Kardashian tonight when the show airs on FOX. (Kris Jenner tweeted it was on MTV.  We forgive her.  She has been trying to think of ways to get rid of Scott Disick is all and forgot the right channel.)

Khloe is no longer the thicker one, but I will still take her over K.LO-Pez Kardashian any day.  Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe look to be having fun with it.

So what do you think of K.-Lopez Kardashian?-Dr.FB

6Jul
2010
2

Scott Disick & Kourtney K. Are Styling & Profiling

Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Over the 4th of July weekend Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick enjoyed a night on the town with Kourt looking hot and Scott dressing up yet again.

Like I said, you can dis the guy for being irresponsible or a punk, and you would be right.  His fashion sense is all his own.  I am just glad he stopped wearing sweaters around his neck like an even more preppy version of Zack Morris of "Saved By The Bell" from back in the day.

So give props to Scott's fashion style or hell no?-Dr.FB

23Jun
2010
0

Kourtney & Scott Remain United

Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick. Photo: Ginsburgspaly
Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick. Photo: Ginsburgspaly

Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick. Photo: Ginsburgspaly

Despite rumors weeks ago that they split, Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick are still together.

They were spotted on Santa Monica Boulevard about to grab some sushi. 

Kourtney looked glam in a nice dress that complemented her body and Scott.....you have to Love Scott's fashion.  Seriously.  He has that whole 80's bad guy preppy look going on.  But it's not an act.  He dresses like it all the time.  Making him the perfect villain for those who do not agree with him, which it seems is a majority of you. 

Keep going Scott.  Just like the Doc, it's only when they stop talking about you that you should worry.-Dr.FB

14Jun
2010
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Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian Fight All Over Miami

Dash. Photo: officialkourtneyk.celebuzz.com
Dash. Photo: officialkourtneyk.celebuzz.com

Dash. Photo: officialkourtneyk.celebuzz.com

Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian's 2nd season of them "Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami" debuted last night and the bickering started from the get-go with Kourtney and Scott Disick (you know, the one you all Love to call douche) getting on Khloe. 

Khloe returned to her partying ways and when Kourt tried to tell her to chill, Khloe told her to "Suck my D***".  Tranny please!  Hilarious.  Not so hilarious?  The close-up of Khloe's feet.  Ewww.

Khloe was late to her radio show and Michael Yo, who never gets mad, laid into Khloe.  Chelsea Handler lays into Yo harder than Charlie Sheen on a hooker after he pops a Viagra, and never gets that mad. 

Khloe made flyer's of the image you see above  (Um, would love a few Khloe and you know I love Odom n the Lakers too...ahem..)  It went over well with Kourtney and all is well.

It seems Scott will provide enough douchiness for the rest of the season and Kim Kardashian will be stopping by as well. Oh joy.-Dr.FB

25Jan
2010
2

Kardashian Boxing Night Turns Ugly

Kim Kardashian Pre-Fight. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Kim Kardashian Boxing

Kim Kardashian Pre-Fight. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

The Kardashian boxing event took place in early November and was taped for "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" last night.

I was hoping the filmed it and they did.  First up was Robert Kardashian and what they thought would be friendly sparring turned into Rob getting knocked early and often.  It was more brutal than I thought it would be and Rob went back for more even after the guy knocked his protective gear off.  When Rob was going down for the final time, the guy was trying to get in another punch.  This is why celeb boxing matches are usually against each other.

The boxing event was delayed for an hour while they tended to Robert's injuries and during that time, Scott Disick (Kourtney's baby daddy) and Khloe Kardashian backed out of the event.

Kim Kardashian was ever the trooper in my eyes as if Kim did not go, the people who paid to see the event and donate to charity would have been very mad.  I am sure they took measures to protect Kim, but still very, very big of Kim to go on with the fight.

Bruce Jenner fought as well and won his match.   This was one of the most interesting episodes of "The Kardashians" this year. 

Kim Kardashian Boxing

Kim Kardashian Takes A Punch. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Now, if you could fight Scott Disick or any of the Kardashians, would you?  Who would you want to go one on one with?-Dr.FB

14Dec
2009
2

Kourtney Kardashian Gives Birth

Kourtney Kardashian.  Photo:  SplashNewsOnline.com
Kourtney Kardashian.  Photo:  SplashNewsOnline.com

Kourtney Kardashian. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth early this morning to a baby boy.

The baby has been named Mason Dash Disick and weighed 7 pounds.  Dash as the middle name of the store you run?  Interesting.  She is giving the baby Scott Disick's last name as well. 

Wonder if the family will lay off of Scott now that the baby has been born and it is close to the holidays.  If you watched the season premiere of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians", the family is not so hot on Scott. 

We will see if that changes.  Congrats to Kourtney and Scott for now being parents.-Dr.FB