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2Jun
2011
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Sports Boxers & Briefs: Romo Marries, Shaq Retires, & The Heat Dominate

Chris Bosh, Dwayne Wade, & LeBron James. Photo: NBA.com
Chris Bosh, Dwayne Wade, & LeBron James. Photo: NBA.com

Chris Bosh, Dwayne Wade, & LeBron James. Photo: NBA.com

Tony Romo married Candace Crawford at a private event in a tent in Dallas over the weekend.  The couple have been together for 2 years and Romo proposed late last year.  Candace is the sister of Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford....

Shaquille O'Neil announced his retirement via Twitter yesterday 19 years in the game.  Shaq, who started his career in Orlando and came to the Los Angeles Lakers and won 3 championships with Kobe Bryant before their relationship exploded and Shaq was traded to the Heat where he won 1 more ring.  He finished his career in Clevelend and Boston.  Although Shaq wore enemy jerseys, The Lakers announced they will be retiring Shaq's Jersey next season....

LeBron James is just 3 games away from winning his first ring and from the looks of what the Miami Heat did to the Dallas Mavericks in game 1, they may already be sizing up their ring finger. Dirk Nowitzki tore tendons in a shooting finger and aside from Dirk, Dallas's offense was stagnant.  The NBA Finals continue tonight with game 2, where Miami is looking to take a 2 game lead over the hurting Mavericks......Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Only A Week Away Til You Can't Use Lebron's Ring Jokes

7Mar
2011
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Shaq & Diddy Discuss Notorious B.I.G. On 14 Year Anniversary Of His Murder

Shaquille O'Neil discusses Notorious B.I.G. with Sean P. Diddy Combs for this ESPN "Outside The Lines" special we felt we needed to share with you.

Biggy giving props to Shaq started his relationship with him.

On March 9th, it will be 14 years since Christopher Wallace aka Notorious B.I.G. was murdered. It's a murder that still has not been solved. Lil Cease, Biggy's cousin, who was sitting behind Wallace when he was shot, also weighs in.

Check out the video as we will be paying respect to B.I.G. later this week.-Dr.FB

17Feb
2010
2

Kobe Bryant Lands On Cover Of GQ

Kobe Bryant. Photo: GQ Magazine
Kobe Bryant. Photo: GQ Magazine

Kobe Bryant. Photo: GQ Magazine

Kobe Bryant was still on the bench last night as the Los Angeles Lakers beat the Golden State Warriors and they still won their 4th in a row.

Kobe did land on the cover of GQ magazine, bandaged finger and all and was pretty candid about Shaquille O'Neil in the interview.

“The biggest mistake I made was responding to what he was saying about me,” Kobe tells the mag about his relationship with Shaq. “Once I responded, now that made it seem like I was part of that whole thing. It’s like, Okay, these two are against each other. As opposed to just staying quiet, which is what I’ve been doing the last few years. Let him say what he needs to say.”
Back to Shaq again.  Hmm.  We wonder if it might be Lakers versus Cavs in the finals this year.  Kobe and Lamar against Lebron n Shaq. 
Who you got?-Dr.FB

2Jul
2009
1

Breaking News: Ron Artest Ready To Sign With Kobe & The Lakers; Shaq Becomes A Cav

Ron Artest Gets Up Close & Personal With Kobe Bryant.  Photo: AP Photo/Chris Carlson
Ron Artest Gets Up Close & Personal With Kobe Bryant.  Photo: AP Photo/Chris Carlson

Ron Artest Gets Up Close & Personal With Kobe Bryant. Photo: AP Photo/Chris Carlson

With Trevor Ariza most likely going to the Rockets or the Cavs, the Lakers made a bold move and are about to sign Ron Artest for 3  years/$ 18 million dollars.

Shaq is now a Cav and promises to get the King A Ring.  We will see if Lebron gets one.

Unhappy to see Ariza go.  Artest is a great defender but what he comes with could be deadly.  Oh well.  Under Phil Jackson, Rodman bloomed into a flower with less trouble.  Maybe this could just work.-Dr.FB

15Jun
2009
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“Shaq, How Does Kobe’s A** Taste?”

Shaq's Official Twitter Page Photo.
Shaq's Official Twitter Page Photo.

Shaq's Official Twitter Page Photo.

This time last year, Shaq was free styling at a bar asking Kobe how his ass taste?  He said afterwards he was wrong and kept mum dissing Kobe at all this year.

Well, with Kobe & the Lakers winning the title last night, Shaq had a tweet for Kobe:

"Congratualtions kobe, u deserve it. You played great . Enjoy it my man enjoy it. And I know what yur sayin rt now "Shaq how my ass taste "

Well, damn.  He then added:

"If you can't laugh at yourself, check your sense of humor levels. Have fun, laugh, dnt be so serious Shaq oneal"

Well, how does it taste?  Shaq joked with someone saying "like chicken." Wow.-Dr.FB

27May
2009
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Bow Wow, Chris Brown Twitter Pics

Bow Wow Chris Brown and Crew Twitter Pic
Bow Wow Chris Brown and Crew Twitter Pic

Bow Wow Chris Brown and Crew Twitter Pic

From the looks of it, Chris Brown is stress free and loving it. Bow Wow posted a few twitter pics of him ,CB, Chris Tucker and Shaq. Mr. Brown released a video stating he's not a monster and that he will be 'dropping' a new single this summer.

Um, Okay Mr. Brown....

Bow Wow Chris Brown Twiiter Pic

Bow Wow Chris Brown Twiiter Pic

6May
2009
1

Video: Shaq And Krispey Kreme Get It On?

Shaq has a great sense of humor and this video shows it. Sometimes, all you need is a Mariah Carey song, Shaq and some Krispey Kreme. Or so you think. You might want to forward this to some friends after watching all of it to keep them on track for that summer body.

Enjoy the video and pass on the donuts!-Dr.FB