Drfunkenberry.com
31Aug
2011
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Snooki Wants To Be Like Kim Kardashian

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was on "Chelsea Lately" talking about drinking vodka, her boyfriend, the Jersey Shore, and her new line of slippers and her upcoming book.  She wants to be like Kim Kardashian.  Does that mean a sex tape of Snooki doing the Nookie coming soon?

Snooki went after "The Situation" and that she would never sleep with him.  As for Kim Kardashian, she feels she is a great entrepreneur, although we are not sure if she knows how to spell entrepreneur.

She is quite an interesting guest.  They even talk about whale sperm. Plus she burps. Ok then. This clip has it all  Check out the clip above.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Still Waiting For Snookie's Cookies....

29Jul
2009
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Young Adults Three Times Likely To Develop Melanoma From Tanning Beds

Tanning Bed File Photo
Tanning Bed File Photo

Tanning Bed File Photo

All of us, at one time or another, have gone to the tanning salon in search of that glowing tan that most of us long for.  You know, thinking it was safer that toasting your self under the sun's rays,  fearing you will get home and find a black dot! Oh no, it can't be!!

Well kids, keep your money in your pocket, hit the beach and get that tan naturally.  The risk is slightly less that those damn tanning beds.

Experts say tanning beds increase the risk of cancer.  The International Agency for Research  (IARC) announced that it is now fact. Until now, the committee of experts who advise the World Health Organization had not confirmed a link between tanning beds, sunlamps, and cancer. The group made the decision after reviewing studies that showed teens and young adults who used tanning beds increased their risk of developing

melanoma by a whopping  seventy-five percent.