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18Jun
2009
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Brian Austin Green Lands Back On Feet In Smallville

Brian Austin Green . Photo: Bauergriffen.com
Brian Austin Green . Photo: Bauergriffen.com

Brian Austin Green . Photo: Bauergriffen.com

How do you recover from one show being cancelled, Terminator, and one of the hottest woman on the planet,  Megan Fox, breaking up with you?  1st, you get a new job.

Brian Austin Green will be in the upcoming season of Smallville playing villian Metallo. BAG will make it at least for the first two episodes.  We wonder who he will be dating by then.-Dr.FB

6Jun
2009
0

The Hangover Is Box Office Patron

The Hangover Movie Poster
The Hangover Movie Poster

The Hangover Movie Poster

On May 26th, I wrote this and at the end of the story I said "If people thought Terminator opened up poorly, wait til June 5th to see “Land Of The Lost” bomb." The movie is sucking donkey balls.

"The Hangover" is killing the box office and only bloggers out of touch are saying this is an unexpected hit. 

The promotion started early and stars Bradley Cooper from "Wedding Crashers", Ed Helms from the cult pop culture TV show "The Office" and a crazy appearance by Mike Tyson.  Add on top of all of that, it is directed by the director of "Old School" which is one of the funniest movies of this decade next to "Wedding Crashers" and you knew this movie was gonna be big.

This movie had hit written all over it and it looks like you all agree and why I covered "The Hangover" premiere and ignored "Land Of The Lost" completely. 

The first real comedy of the summer and it is one hangover you are going to want to experience.-Dr.FB

26May
2009
0

Ben Stiller: The Real Terminator At The Box Office

Ben Stiller.  Photo: theinsider.com
Ben Stiller.  Photo: theinsider.com

Ben Stiller. Photo: theinsider.com

The Terminator has one movie to pass to make number 1 and it couldn't do it.  What stood in Christian Bale's path?  Ben Stiller.

It was a dismal Memorial Day Weekend and it is because there was no salvation for the Terminator.  Grossing $53 million over the weekend and $67 million over 5 days, it was out performed in less days by Stiller's "Night At The Museum 2" pulling in $70 million in just 4 days. 

A lot of people I know did not see the movie because there was no Ahhhhnold.  If people thought Terminator opened up poorly, wait til June 5th to see "Land Of The Lost" bomb.-Dr.FB