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4Jan
2012
1

The Dream Made $15 Million Alone For Making Rihanna’s “Umbrella”

Now, that is a whole lot of money raining down, that you may just need an umbrella.  The Dream, who produced "Umbrella" for Rihanna, states he pulled in $15 million alone off the song.

The Dream visited The Tim Westwood show and revealed his payday.  Westwood had to comment "that is about $200,000 per word for a bunch of ella's, ella's." Ha!

The Dream also commented on his pending divorce from Christina Milian;

"I’m a Virgo, so I’m a perfectionist by natural habit. It wasn’t about a particular thing that actually happened, even though that’s how the media would make it out to be. It was more so about not being ready on both sides. It was really rushed.”

The Dream cheated on Milian with his manager freely and openly.-DocFB

Diagnosis:  Did Milian get half?

29Jun
2011
0

Rihanna Gets Loud In Los Angeles!

Rihanna Photo: Jeremiah Freed
Rihanna Photo: Jeremiah Freed

Rihanna Photo: Jeremiah Freed

Rihanna took her "Loud" tour to the Staple Center in Los Angeles last night sans Cee Lo as opening act, but it didn't matter.  Rihanna was able to fill over 2 hours of her hits with the crowd on its feet for almost the entire show.

No one has dominated the charts or news like Rihanna, aside from Lady Gaga.  A tight stage show with dancers that interchange it seems with each set design, the flow and mastery of the show is not lost on the concert goer.

Rihanna Photo: Jeremiah Freed

Rihanna Photo: Jeremiah Freed

For more photos and the full review of Rihanna's show>>>>> HERE

12Oct
2010
2

Bristol Palin Puts In An Elimination Peformance

Bristol Palin blew chunks last night. She is used to blowing things now while practicing abstinence right?

We think this might be her last performance on Dancing With The Stars.

What do you think of Bristol's performance?-Dr.FB

BTW, Sarah Palin doesn't look too happy, does she?  Poor mommy.

21Jan
2010
3

Katy Perry Upgrades Her Umbrella

Katy Perry.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Katy Perry. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Katy Perry was walking in the rain again and it seems she took our advice and got a new umbrella and put away her Hello Kitty umbrella.

Gotta lover her outfit as well.  Nice dress, nice tights, nice heels and a nice jacket over it.   She took to her Twitter "should I even shower or just stand outside for 1 minute?" 

Only if I can watch Katy.  Would Russel mind?  Nahhhh.-Dr.FB

20Jan
2010
1

Want To Stand Under Katy Perry’s Umbrella?

Katy Perry.  Photo: Limelightpics.com

Katy Perry. Photo: Limelightpics.com

Katy Perry made her way through the rain in Los Angeles under a cute umbrella.  It's nice for light rain and stylish for her, but in a real storm, I doubt she will be using it.

Oh well.  She can always crawl into her fiance Russell Brand's beard for protection from the downpour.-Dr.FB

28Jul
2009
3

Blue Baby Doll Rihanna And Her ‘Yella’ Umbrella

Rihanna Justin/INF
Rihanna Justin/INF

Rihanna Justin/INF

Our favorite  Barbados chica hit the streets of NYC rocking the blue and blinding us with her 'yella' umbrella!

You know you wanna hear it :)

9Feb
2009
9

Rihanna’s Injuries Are Bad; 911 Call Not Made By Her

Rihanna.  Photo: Vibe.com
Rihanna.  Photo: Vibe.com

Rihanna. Photo: Vibe.com

It is being reported that Rihanna's injuries are worse than previously thought.  "Horrific", reports TMZ.com.

Rihanna has major contusions on both sides of her face, swelling and bruising, they report. Also a split lip and bloody nose.  She was bit on her arm and her fingers.  WTF?  It's Rihanna not KFC, Chris!

No umbrella ella ella ella was used in the attack but Chris did hit her with his fists.  The police took photos at the scene while Rihanna did officially refuse treatment.  Lastly, they report it was not Rihanna who placed the 911 call.  That 911 will be getting released soon is all I can say. 

Actually, I can say more.  This sounds worse and worse by the minute.  This was not some slap or stupid push, neither which are O.K. but it looks like he just straight lost it.  No wonder he got Mark Geragos to be his lawyer.  Right now, in the public's eyes, Chris Brown is a straight punk.-Dr.FB

9Feb
2009
4

Chris Brown Not Charged With Deadly Weapon; Rihanna Is Victim Still

Chris Brown was NOT charged with assault with a deadlyweapon although it was on the police report. The weapon..and this is no joke..the weapon that MAY HAVE been used but not charged...was an umbrella. Oh boy. More news as it comes in.-Dr.FB