Here is the new video “Imma Be Rocking That Body” by the Black Eyed Peas which is 2 songs combined. “Imma Be” and “Rocking That Body” are 2 tracks being put together for a long-form video.

Wil.I.Am, I hope that is not the future. What do U think of the video?-Dr.FB

Fergie & Wil. I. Am. Photo: AP

Atlanta was Hotlana again last night as the Black Eyed Peas kicked of the E.N.D. tour. 

The B.E.P. tour is supposed to be one of the biggest tours of the year. 

I must say, Fergie picks some very interesting outfits.  At least if she pees in that outfit, you won’t be able to tell like before.   Oh, come on!  You were thinking it so stop acting like you weren’t.  ;)

Ha!-Dr.FB

The Black Eyed Peas Victoria’s Secret performance aired last night and it was hotness!  Man, Fergie is looking crazy hot.  I love Wil. I. Am. too but come on, how can your attention not be on her?

The Black Eyed Peas will be performing at the Grammy Announcement Event tonight and I must say I am looking forward to seeing them there.

For now, enjoy “Meet Me Halfway” and let me know what you think.-Dr.FB

The Black Eyed Peas did a medley of their latest new songs. It seems a lot of people loved this performance. It seems a lot of people hated this performance. Very much in the middle.

2 things I think we can agree on: Will. I. Am.’s wig is trippy. Fergie looked amazing.-Dr.FB

Jay Z is nothing but D.O.A. when it comes to leading the list of top money makers in Hip Hop & Rap.

Forbes released their annual list and Jay topped it by bringing in $35 million in the past year. 50 Cent pulled in $20 million while Kanye pulling in $25 million and Lil Wayne pulling in $18 million. That’s a  lot of lollipops to say the least.

Here is the list:

1 – Jay-Z – $35 million
2 – Diddy – $30 million
3 – Kanye West – $25 million
4 – 50 Cent – $20 million
5 – Akon – $20 million
6 – Lil Wayne – $18 million
7 – Timbaland – $17 million
8 – Pharrell Williams – $15 million
9 – T-Pain – $15 million
10 – Eminem – $14 million
11 – Dr. Dre – $13 million
12 – Snoop Dogg – $11 million
13 – Ludacris – $10 million
14 – Swizz Beatz – $8 million
15 – T.I. – $8 million
18 – Will.i.am – $8 million
18 – Common – $8 million
18 – Big Boi – $7 million
18 – Andre 3000 – $7 million
20 – Flo Rida – $6 million
20 – Rick Ross – $6 million
20 – The Game – $6 million
20 – Young Jeezy – $6 million

Interesting to me how many on the list have thier own clothing line or other ventures.-Dr.FB

I say this VERY bitter-sweetly.  Last week, drfunkenberry.com had it’s biggest week by far. With the Perez Hilton/Wil I am story, Farrah Fawcett’s expected death and the very unexpected death of Michael Jackson and our credibility shooting thru the roof. Bittersweet I say.

It was much easier earlier in the week to attack Perez and the numbers were high as we were covering the story and being on top of our game, our numbers were looking good.  Petty as crap now in all honesty.

Then Michael Jackson.  Sigh.  The first two sites to report Michael’s passing were TMZ and us. Perez had to change his dissing of MJ with a story of his passing so the timing of his was off.  Listen.  It’s nothing to be proud of.  We were NOT trying to be the first. We just assumed the CNN’s of the world would follow suit.  We didn’t know it would take 2 hours for them to confirm his passing. 

After that, our daily pageviews have almost doubled and we know that it is because you trust me/us for the news we bring you.  It means a lot to me and I thank you but again, it is bittersweet.  To have him still here, take away those daily views. It. Just. Doesn’t. Matter.

So I have a message for Hollywood and you Celebrity doctors. I want you to hear it loud and clear.  You took away Anna Nicole Smith too soon. You took away Heath Ledger way too soon.  You took Michael Jackson away too soon. Prescribed medicine when not needed is just as lethal as crack, heroin, or meth. 

You so-called doctors, what the heck happened to ethics?  They don’t need the crap, don’t give it to them.

You celebrities, sometimes when people tell you no, they are not doing it to be dicks. Realize that the ones who give you that crap when you don’t need it, don’t give a damn about you. They want to be your buddy, but not really.  They just want that life.  They want to write that tell-all book about you because they know sooner or later, your ass is gonna be dead and they will be getting your riches. They are not your friends.

Also, Randy Phillips, did Michael Jackson REALLY pass that physical a few months ago?  I’m not in bed with AEG like Perez so I can say it.  Mr. Phillips, if he really did not pass that physical, all of this is on you as well as that doctor right now. You know that right?  50 shows when he hasn’t done a full one in 10 years? Come on now.

I just had to get a few things off my chest everyone and thank you for sticking with us and spreading the word about us.  You having faith in our credibility means a lot to me/us.  Hollywood, it’s time to check yourself.-Dr.FB

Kelly Clarkson was interviewed on Canadian Radio and check out what she had to say about the Perez Hilton incident around the 3:35 mark til shortly after 5 minutes.

“Violence is not the answer but what did he expect? I am surprised it did not happen before.”

There is more.  Thoughts?-Dr.FB

Wil I Am In Paris, France June 24th 2009. Photo: Famepictures.com

Perez Hilton, the gossip blogger, issued a sorry letter thru his website yesterday. Is he being sincere?

While saying he is sorry, he brings up the repeated blows to his head and saying violence is not the answer. Saying that he was standing up for himself instead of just walking away.  How is calling another man a f***** standing up for yourself. 

He does say whatever money he wins will be donated to charity.  Too bad he is not going to win any money.

Anyway, Wil I Am and the Black Eyed Peas are going about their business and trying to make most of their time while in Paris, France.  We heard they went to a comedy club last night.  Good for them.

I mean after all this crap, they at least deserve a laugh.-Dr.FB

What do you think of the apology?

Fergie In Paris France June 24th 2009. Photo: Famepictures.com

Perez Hilton is pushing on, suing the Black Eyed Peas manager Polo Molina. The blogger filed a civil lawsuit today for $25,000.  Wow.  That is one costly little boo boo.  I’ve seen bigger shiners on little boys man up more than Perez has.

The suit is stating Perez is seeking to protect his freedom of speech and that he was attacked because he made critical comments about the Black Eyed Peas new CD.  No, it’s not dude.  It’s because you called him a f***** 10 times to his face. Doesn’t make it right, but be honest FF. Perez is suing for emotional distress.

Molina, the Manager who allegedly thru the punch had a DUI in Orange County and could be facing up to 6 months in jail as he was on probation.

Here is the legal statement made by Perez’s lawyer:

“Perez Hilton files this lawsuit to protect his freedom of speech and seeks legal redress against those who have physically assaulted him because they do not like his review of their album. Whether you love Perez or hate him, he is entitled to his freedom of speech without fear of physical violence. This lawsuit will make the statement that violence is never the answer.”

Just want to add he still has not apologized to GLAAD for his use of the word F****.  He is losing the public battle and he will lose the battle in court only because he has not been honest since the start of this. 

Straight up dude. This was not a hate crime. This was you being stupid and not admitting you are wrong crime. Violence is not the answer but neither is stupidty FF.-Dr.FB

Since we posted Wil I Am’s video and rebuttal but not Perez’s video because it was exclusive to his site in order to generate hits off of what happened, here is his response.

We lifted this from his site as he has lifted countless stories from here:

To read what he said and my response…. Read more »