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31Oct
2008
3

Michael Jackson Denies Jackson 5 Reunion.

Jermaine, I Am Begging You...Shut Up!  File Photo
Jermaine, I Am Begging You...Shut Up!  File Photo

Jermaine, I Am Begging You...Shut Up! File Photo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did MJ really need to deny reports?  Well, he did regardless, for the fools who actually thought this was going to happen.

Seriously, they announced Janet would be opening the tour, who is following her brother's foorsteps by cancelling shows a lot.  With both of them on a tour, let's say a 60 city tour, 2 shows would happen. 

When was the last time MJ toured?  Please enlighten me.  Let's work on getting Michael back on track before his brothers. If you think his career is over, how often will you be hearing a certain song today?-Dr.FB

31Oct
2008
0

Samuel L. Jackson Will Do “The Last Dragon”

ShoNuff Hes A Bad Mother.....File Photo
ShoNuff Hes A Bad Mother.....File Photo

ShoNuff He's A Bad Mother.....File Photo

Sho'nuff, aka the Shogun of Harlem, will be returning in a remake of "The Last Dragon".  Wow.  This movie will coincide with the 50th Anniversary of Motown.

"I'm a huge fan of the original and look forward to bringing Sho'Nuff into the 21st century," Jackson said.

The 1985 movie did pretty decet at the box office and has achieved cult status.  Wonder who they will get to play Vanity's role?  The tranny from the Pussycat Dolls?  Kim Kardashian?  Hmm, well I like the last one.-Dr.FB

31Oct
2008
0

Barack Obama Ratings Gold For Networks: Daily Show

Keeping His Appearances May Have Helped.  Photo: Comedy Central
Keeping His Appearances May Have Helped.  Photo: Comedy Central

Keeping His Appearances May Have Helped. Photo: Comedy Central

33 Million people.  33Million.  That is how many people saw Barack's Presidential Infomercial 2 nights ago.

The Daily Show had him on the same night..and had record numbers too!  Not just a regular record number.  They Daily Show With Jon Stewart pulled in 3.6 Million.  It's biggest audience ever in the shows 12 year run. 

Wonder if they have some poll that tells what this means. Ha!  Still no word what John McCain's prerecorded interview with Larry King "Live" did.  McCain cancelled with King earlier this week and then made it up by doing an interview in a hotel.  Good times. 

4th day of November...don't forget!-Dr.FB

30Oct
2008
2

File Under Believe It When You See It; Jackson 5 Reuniting For Tour

Will This Even Have A Chance?  File Photo
Will This Even Have A Chance?  File Photo
Will This Even Have A Chance? File Photo
“This has been a long time coming for the Jackson family to get back together,” Jermaine told the Australian Associated Press. “It is just the timing, so what we’ve been doing is working on the music and all the logistics. It is going to be more like a family affair..
Janet’s going to open and, of course, the original Jackson 5 ... Michael, Randy and the whole family. ... We’re in the studio, we’re planning on being out there next year.”

  Sorry.  Can't believe it or get even remotely excited about it.-Dr.FB

30Oct
2008
1

Kevin Smith’s To-Do List: Make A Porno, Then Lose Weight

Kevin Smith; The New Calorie King?  File Photo
Kevin Smith; The New Calorie King?  File Photo

Kevin Smith; The New Calorie King? File Photo

Kevin Smith has two more days.  Two more days til "Zack & Miri Make A Porno" comes out and two more days to eat what he wants.

Yup.  Kevin Smith is going on a diet.  Why the change for the big director?  He just says his doctor called him morbidly obese. He told the L.A. Times he is taking a health sabbatical. 

"I'm going away for a while," Smith said, puffing a menthol cigarette on the patio of his Hollywood Hills home, "to concentrate on myself. To save my life."

It was when he broke a toilet, he knew it was time to make a change. 

"I can't take all the credit -- that was an old toilet and a very waterlogged wall -- but my size took that toilet down. I cannot cognitively reframe it and be like, 'It wasn't me -- it was the toilet.' It was definitely me. And that's a wake-up call!"

Zack & Miri is getting great reviews and some are saying that this movie will actually make him some money.  Ouch!

"What it says to me, though," he continued, "is a bunch of people are saying, 'This dude never makes any money. He might now. This might be the one.' "

The movie has been hard to promote.  In some cities, they could not use the title make a porno.  So they made posters that said "Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks made a movie so outrageous that we can't even tell you the title."  Crazyness!

It seems his battle with food might be tested by how well the movie does this weekend.

"The results of this movie will be interesting. Come opening weekend, if it does well, I'll want to reward myself by eating more. And if the movie does poorly, I imagine I'll want to self-medicate and eat more. Hollywood's a hard town to be fat in!"

Good luck, Kevin, on your way to being healthy.  We wish you success.-Dr.FB

29Oct
2008
1

Jordin Sparks Comments On Jennifer Hudson’s Pain

Jordin Sparks Reaches Out To Jennifer Hudson.  File Photo
Jordin Sparks Reaches Out To Jennifer Hudson.  File Photo

Jordin Sparks Reaches Out To Jennifer Hudson. File Photo

“Jennifer, I don’t even know what you’re going through right now, but I love you,” Sparks affectionately said. “I am so, so sorry, and I am praying for you and something good is going to happen through this. I know you can’t see it now, but something is going to come out of this.”-Jordin Sparks.

Sigh.  This whole situation just sucks.  We can only imagine what Miss Hudson is going thru right now.  Strength, girl, strength.-Dr.FB

29Oct
2008
2

Will Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Ever Marry?

You May Kiss The...Girlfriend.  File Photo
You May Kiss The...Girlfriend.  File Photo

You May Kiss The...Girlfriend. File Photo

For others who may not know, Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie never got married.  Her kids are wondering why, at least.

Rumors run that how things ended with Brad & Jennifer Aniston, that he will never marry again.

They have been together for a while, and haven't needed a ring yet.  Kind of like Goldie Hawn & Kurt Russell, only with a lot more star power.

I don't care if they marry or not, unless someone in the relationship wants the ring and the vows.  Does it really bother anyone that they are not married?-Dr.FB