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26Jun
2012
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Jessica Simpson Gives Us The Money Shot

Jessica Simpson Photo: Twitter.com/JessicaSimpson

Jessica Simpson Photo: Twitter.com/JessicaSimpson Jessica Simpson Photo: Twitter.com/JessicaSimpson
Jessica Simpson took a stroll yesterday with her newborn baby and decided to show off her....assets? Jessica is in the middle of a $4 million dollar campaign to shed the weight she gained while pregnant.

I figured we wouldn't see for months so we could see the transformation. Jessica has always been top heavy and at 5'3, that seems like it might be a little painful. Yet, she still gives us the mouth wide open shot with the tag line “Just taking a walk around the block... Street legal???”

Was she talking about her breasts..or the device that is supposed to count how many steps you take while walking? We wonder if it gives extra steps and calories burned for each bounce? We only ask for scientific purposes. Honest.-DocFB

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