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26Jun
2012
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Jessica Simpson Gives Us The Money Shot

Jessica Simpson Photo: Twitter.com/JessicaSimpson

Jessica Simpson Photo: Twitter.com/JessicaSimpson Jessica Simpson Photo: Twitter.com/JessicaSimpson
Jessica Simpson took a stroll yesterday with her newborn baby and decided to show off her....assets? Jessica is in the middle of a $4 million dollar campaign to shed the weight she gained while pregnant.

I figured we wouldn't see for months so we could see the transformation. Jessica has always been top heavy and at 5'3, that seems like it might be a little painful. Yet, she still gives us the mouth wide open shot with the tag line “Just taking a walk around the block... Street legal???”

Was she talking about her breasts..or the device that is supposed to count how many steps you take while walking? We wonder if it gives extra steps and calories burned for each bounce? We only ask for scientific purposes. Honest.-DocFB

30May
2012
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Jessica Simpson Signs $4 Million Dollar Deal For What???

Jessica Simpson Photo: Healthland.time.com
Jessica Simpson Photo: Healthland.time.com

Jessica Simpson Photo: Healthland.time.com

We guess the 800,000 Jessica Simpson received from People Magazine for her baby pictures of Maxwell Drew just wasn't enough because she just signed a $4 million dollar deal?

Who did she sign a spokesperson deal with? Click the continue reading button to find out!

30May
2012
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Jessica Simpson Debuts Baby Maxwell In People; Talks Breast Pumping

Jessica Simpson. Photo: People.com
Jessica Simpson. Photo: People.com

Jessica Simpson. Photo: People.com

It may have seemed like Jessica Simpson was pregnant forever, but she has given birth and she gives the first photos to People Magazine.

The baby, named Maxwell Drew was born on May 1st.

Jessica's life including sleeping habits have forever changed. “Life has completely changed. From how I sleep to what I think about, Maxwell has definitely taken over everything!”

Jessica also shared about breast pumping and when she haves to give her hubby Eric Johnson the bottle.

"It's the worst if I have to pump and give Eric a bottle to give her. I miss holding her and having that closeness,” “We stare at her all the time. We can’t get enough.”

Congrats to Jessica and Baby Maxwell Drew.  We hope when you return to music, whenever it is, you return on the pop soul tip.  Example below.-DocFB

29Jul
2010
5

Shocker! Ellen Quits American Idol!!!!!!!

Ellen Degeneres. File Photo
Ellen Degeneres. File Photo

Ellen Degeneres. File Photo

This was rumor as of yesterday as Ellen was under contract for 5 years and would have to quit if Nigel Lithgow, the producer of American Idol, who has returned to the show, was going to make changes to Idol.

So in a Tweet, Ellen said

 "Dim the lights...I've voted myself off American Idol."

It followed with this released statement:

A couple months ago, I let FOX and the "American Idol" producers know that this didn't feel like the right fit for me. I told them I wouldn't leave them in a bind and that I would hold off on doing anything until they were able to figure out where they wanted to take the panel next. It was a difficult decision to make, but my work schedule became more than I bargained for. I also realized this season that while I love discovering, supporting and nurturing young talent, it was hard for me to judge people and sometimes hurt their feelings. I loved the experience working on "Idol" and I am very grateful for the year I had. I am a huge fan of the show and will continue to be.
 
OK, did she REALLY quit Idol or was she forced out?  We hear Randy Jackson is next and Kira DioGuardi is gone already.
Nigel Lithgow will be replacing Simon Cowell and we hear Jessica Simpson will be announced as a judge along with Nigel on Monday.
What we do not know now is if they will have 3 judges or 4.
Chris Isaak has expressed interest in the gig but Harry Connick Jr. is passing. 
With Ellen gone and Simon gone, is Idol over for you?-Dr.FB
27Apr
2010
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Miley Cyrus To Release New CD, Take A Break For Movies

Miley Cyrus 2009 August Elle Magazine Photo: Carter Smith

Miley Cyrus 2009 August Elle Magazine Photo: Carter Smith

Miley Cyrus is set to drop a new CD on June 22nd.   "Can't Be Tamed" is the title and could be the last we hear of the "Party In The U.S.A." and Hannah Montana star for some time. 

After this CD, she will be spending more time making movies.  The latest album features production tracks by Jessica Simpson and Kelly Clarkson. 

The first single from the CD will debut on Friday thru myspace and look for it here in a different format after.-Dr.FB

13Apr
2010
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Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Wig Out

Jessica Simpson. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Jessica Simpson. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Jessica Simpson. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Looks like Jessica Simpson did not cut her hair to look like Carol Brady.  Whew.  She showed up to an event in New York with her hairdresser Ken Paves with her long beautiful locks in tow.

We prefer Jessica this way and we hope you do too.  Now, as much as I understand the point of her new show, which I have yet to watch, (Sorry Jessica and Ken) but I am hoping she gets back to what she does best; making pop music. 

 Hopefully, that Jessica returns to us soon because we miss her.-Dr.FB

12Apr
2010
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Jessica Simpson Gets Her Carol Brady Hair ‘Do On

Jessica Simpson. Photo: Twitter.com

Jessica Simpson. Photo: Twitter.com

Jessica Simpson. Photo: Twitter.com

Jessica Simpson. Photo: Twitter.com

Jessica Simpson got a new haircut courtesy of her hair designer Ken Paves over the weekend.  Not so sure I like it.  I wasn't exactly hot for Carol Brady on the Brady Bunch.

I like it in the first photo from the side but the 2nd one, not so much.  I am sure when she is all dolled up, it is going to look great.

You feeling Jessica's new short hair look?-Dr.FB

4Mar
2010
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Jessica Simpson Does Not Forgive John Mayer

Jessica Simpson was on Oprah Winfrey yesterday where she discussed John Mayer's comments about her in a Playboy Interview he did last month.

What do you think of what Jessica had to say about John's apology?-Dr.FB

11Feb
2010
5

John Mayer Just Wants To Play His Guitar

John Mayer performed in Nashville, TN for the first time since the Playboy Interview broke with some racial comments and comparing sex with Jessica Simpson to being addictive as a drug.

I think John is smart by saying he is done playing the media game which most likely means no interviews for a while. let your musicianship speak and let the clever things come from your songs and guitar playing.

There is no doubt he is sincere and he came quick with his apology but the main factor is, do you forgive him for his mistake?-Dr.FB