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26Jun
2012
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Jessica Simpson Gives Us The Money Shot

Jessica Simpson Photo: Twitter.com/JessicaSimpson

Jessica Simpson Photo: Twitter.com/JessicaSimpson Jessica Simpson Photo: Twitter.com/JessicaSimpson
Jessica Simpson took a stroll yesterday with her newborn baby and decided to show off her....assets? Jessica is in the middle of a $4 million dollar campaign to shed the weight she gained while pregnant.

I figured we wouldn't see for months so we could see the transformation. Jessica has always been top heavy and at 5'3, that seems like it might be a little painful. Yet, she still gives us the mouth wide open shot with the tag line “Just taking a walk around the block... Street legal???”

Was she talking about her breasts..or the device that is supposed to count how many steps you take while walking? We wonder if it gives extra steps and calories burned for each bounce? We only ask for scientific purposes. Honest.-DocFB

30May
2012
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Jessica Simpson Signs $4 Million Dollar Deal For What???

Jessica Simpson Photo: Healthland.time.com
Jessica Simpson Photo: Healthland.time.com

Jessica Simpson Photo: Healthland.time.com

We guess the 800,000 Jessica Simpson received from People Magazine for her baby pictures of Maxwell Drew just wasn't enough because she just signed a $4 million dollar deal?

Who did she sign a spokesperson deal with? Click the continue reading button to find out!