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16Feb
2012
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Watch Khloe & Lamar Season 2 Promo: Cause We Just Need More Kardashian Shows


Here is the season 2 promo for Khloe & Lamar season 2. A season where Lamar gets traded from the Lakers to The Dallas Mavericks. So now, the Kardashians have invaded Dallas.

Ahh. Dallas. Where I guess Kardashian butts are even bigger than they usually are.

I actually watched the promo...and what is up with that bedazzled phone around :49 seconds into the promo's,

Don't forget to watch the 2 night premiere of the season, because....you need to waste a few brain cells on this stuff, don't you?-DocFB

26Oct
2011
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End The Lockout! NBA Owner Marc Cuban Covers “Purple Rain”

OK, we need to end the NBA lockout...NOW! Marc Cuban covering "Purple Rain" by Prince is making us beg for the owners and players to reach an agreement.

The owner of the NBA's Dallas Mavericks and hopefully future owner of the Los Angeles Dodgers Marc Cuban hit a local bar last night and instead of us giving us a mouthful of purple badness....and I mean badness in the bad sense.

At 2:17 he makes me shake my head.  At 2:34 his friend hits notes that made dogs cover their ears in a 50 mile radius.

Kobe.  Kevin.  Mr. Stern.  Mr. Cuban.  Please end the lockout now.  My ears cannot take anymore.  Please.  I rather hear Prince gloating over a Kevin Garnett dunk over Kobe Bryant then hear any other NBA player or owner cover him.

Having to hear Marc Cuban say "Come on, get nast!?"  is leaving a bad taste in my mouth.

Don't get me wrong Marc.  I still want you to buy the Dodgers, but please, put the microphone down.-DocFB

Diagnosis:  We get this but not Dave Grohl and Prince jamming?  Seriously?

12May
2009
4

‘Lil Wayne Takes In An NBA Game

Lil Wayne   Photo: AP Photo/Matt Slocum
Lil Wayne Attends Dallas Mavericks Game 4.  Photo: AP Photo/Matt Slocum

Lil Wayne Attends Dallas Mavericks Game 4. Photo: AP Photo/Matt Slocum

'Lil Wayne and his gigantic watch attended the Dallas Mavericks Game versus the Denver Nuggets on Monday night.

Here is a game for you; can you read all the tats on 'Lil Wayne's face?  Go for it.-Dr.FB

12May
2009
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Marc Cuban Has Words For K-Mart & His Mom

Marc Cuban Roots On His Cavs.  File Photo

Marc Cuban Roots On His Cavs.  File PhotoMarc Cuban had words for Kenyan Martin's mom after his Mavericks lost to the Nuggets after game 3. 

He called K-Mart a thug and a few other unkind words directed towards Martin's mom in the stands the day before mother's day.

Word got back to Martin and he said he would handle it face to face.  Nothing happened on Monday when the Mavs beat the Nuggets but Marc Cuban took to his blog to apologize to Martin and his mom.

Cuban said:

It started as a smart ass comment that I know that no one heard. How do I know, because there was a reporter right there next to me, as well as other people who saw the whole thing and didn't hear a word of it.

But at this point, that has become irrelevant. It doesn't matter why I said it. I shouldn’t have said anything. Now, the reality is that this has gotten out of hand.

When tempers and such start impacting the fan experience both in Dallas and Denver, and it requires special security, that's not what I want for Mavs or Nuggets fans. No one takes more abuse and gets more threats on the road than I do. So I know exactly how it feels. I’ve also had my family and friends spit on at games in this series. So I know how unpleasant that is as well. It’s a dirty secret that all arenas need to do a better job of protection for visiting team fans, particularly during the playoffs.

So at this point I would like to apologize to you and your mom KMart for my comment. I should have not said anything and I was wrong. Hopefully you will accept the apology and we can move on.

When the series comes back to Dallas, your family, and the family of other Nuggets players are welcome to stay in my suite, with my family. Its amazing how tempers mellow when real people talk to each other and realize that its still just a game.

If that isn’t acceptable, I’m happy to provide a suite, free of charge to them as well and place whatever security is needed to make them feel comfortable.

We tried to have enough additional security for them tonight as well, but I know your family and friends didn’t feel as comfortable as they should. I apologize for that as well. This arena is my responsibility, we could and should do a better job.

So if we can put this behind us, I will make sure when the series comes back to Dallas, your family and friends, and that of your teammates are very comfortable at our Arena.

Then I hope we both take the advice of your coach and can get together this summer. Dinner for you and your family is on me.

My thoughts; Cuban was in the wrong and he knew it as soon as he said it.  He led with his heart and not his mind as an owner of a team who just had a devastating loss.  My advice?  Take what Cuban gives you and charge everything to the room and take that dinner and order the entire menu.  Each person order the entire menu.-Dr.FB

For Marc Cuban's post, click HERE.

29Apr
2009
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Bulls Versus Celtics & NBA Playoff Round-Up

Ben Gordon Gets An Earful From Garnett.  Photo: AP/Elise Amendola
Ben Gordon Gets An Earful From Garnett.  Photo: AP/Elise Amendola

Ben Gordon Gets An Earful From Garnett. Photo: AP/Elise Amendola

The Cavs moved on.  The Lakers moved on.  The rest...well, it's kind of weird.

I did say that the Mavs would beat San Antonio.  I just did not know they would dismantle them.  Denver laying the smackdown on the Hornets by 58. The Hornets say it's just one game.  True, but only one team won a series after getting beat that bad.  They got beat so bad, Chris Brown took credit for it. 

These playoffs have been exciting by teams thinking they could sleep walk thru a series.  Yes, Orlando and Miami, I am talking about you.  Orlando will & has recovered, Miami will not.  Houston is about to eliminate Portland and move out of the first round without you know who, who can't get out of a first round.

The most exciting series hands down has been the Boston Celtics versus the Chicago Bulls.  3 over times in 3 games?  Seriously?  Another one last night that went the Celtics way with Ray Allen fouled out, Garnett in street clothes and Powe out for the season.  This series was the most exciting.  The Bulls may force a game 7 with a win on Thursday, but you are not beating Boston in a game 7 at the Garden.  Not. Gonna. Happen.  Not even Jordan did it.

As the Lakers and Cavs sit and wait, I will make this second round prediction; The Mavs will beat the Nuggets in the 2nd round to face the Lakers after L.A. knocks off the Rockets.  Take it to Vegas baby.-Dr.FB

15Apr
2009
2

Spotted….L.A. Lakers Edition

Los Angeles Lakers

Los Angeles Lakers

Spotted at the Laker Game against The Utah Jazz:

Denzel Washington, Craig Robinson,Leonardo DiCaprio, Flea, Eliza Dushko, Greg Kinnear & Jack Nicholson.

Also, the only Dodger to hit for the cycle at Dodger Stadium, Orlando Hudson was in attendance along with fellow Dodgers James Loney & Matt Kemp.

It's almost playoff time so all you Utah, San Antonio, Dallas, Boston, & Cleveland fans, where you at?  Celeb and the regular folk, let your voices be heard.  The Autumns, The Megan's, The Dave's, and that one dude in L.A. cheering for Boston & Kevin Garnett (yes, you), again, where you at?

Cleveland may have home court but can they keep it?  We will see.-Dr.FB