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5Jun
2009
1

Denise Richards Wants You To Look Into Her Eyes

Denise Richards Photo:Splash News
Denise Richards Photo:Splash News

Denise Richards Photo:Splash News

Oh Hot Hell! What is wrong with this picture?  Is it the orange toned skin, the massive hair extensions or the "I just got high" eyes?

Denise arrived at CBS Studios in Los  Angeles  for a taping of the "Early Show". I hope this "orange zombie" look is for the studio lighting.

14May
2009
4

She’s Back & Still Complicated

After the show being cancelled 3 times, Ryan Seacrest must have some serious pull with E! as Denise Richards is still complicated and still has a show.

It seems at least from this preview that she is not showing her kids that much, which may just help her. I can't believe I am saying it, but it just might. The woman was straight annoying on the first season. Will we see a change. Guess you have to tune in to find out. We will see if I am still interested by then.-Dr.FB

22Apr
2009
12

Perez Hilton On Gay Marriage: He Is Right!

Perez Hilton File Photo
Perez Hilton File Photo

Perez Hilton File Photo

If you have not heard about the Miss USA Gay Marriage question from Perez Hilton this week, you are either dead, under a rock, or getting boned again by Marilyn Manson.

The question asked by Perez pertained if same sex marriage should be allowed. You knew as soon as she started talking about opposite marriage, that she was about to say something stupid.  Opposite marriage? Miss California Carrie Prejean said she thinks marriage should be between a man and a woman.  No offense.  "No offense."  Oh I just hate you and want to pee all over you but no offense OK?  Jeees!

Everyone is entitled to your own opinion.  That is what makes this country so great.  But your opinion means more when you are in positions such as she was.  Let's be honest here, that question cost her the pageant.  Plain and simple.  She is more unpopular than a Dustin Diamond & Denise Richards convention.

The sanctity of marriage.  Total BS.  As soon as church and state became involved in marriage, you lost that argument.  If you are so against gay marriage, then maybe you should be more against straight marriages divorcing.  You want to talk about sin?  Doesn't it say til death do us part?  Well then.

Perez is in the right.  It was a fair question.  It is no secret we support gay marriage.  Let them get married.  Why do you care so much?  What harm are they causing you? We are taught to love one another right?  He is being outspoken because he was involved in the controversy and has been a gay rights activist in his own way since the inception of his site.  He has a voice and wants to be heard. 

Just like I said before, this country is great because you can have an opinion.  It just so happens that Perez's opinion is the more popular one and the right one.-Dr.FB

26Mar
2009
1

Denise Richards Exits Dancing With The Stars

Denise Richards Night Of Elimination.  Photo: Pacificcaostnewsonline.com
Denise Richards Night Of Elimination.  Photo: Pacificcaostnewsonline.com

Denise Richards Night Of Elimination. Photo: Pacificcaostnewsonline.com

Who the heck picked Denise Richards to make it to the final four of Dancing With The Stars?  Shoot, the only way that would happen is if injuries kept happening to all of it's stars like it has..sans Denise.

Hmm.  That is interesting.  Well, it doesn't matter now as Denise has been eliminated.  You have to have some popularity to make it far and let's be real, she has not been popular since she was making out with Neve Campbell in Wild Things. 

I admire her not packing it in, that is about it, but it's gonna take years of work to salvage her career. It's taken more hits than Chris Brown's future girlfriend!  What?  Truth hurts.-Dr.FB

9Feb
2009
2

Dancing With The “Stars” Used Lightly This Season

Dancing With The Stars
Dancing With The Stars

Dancing With The Stars

The Dancing With The "Stars" line-up is.................

 

Jewel & her husband Ty Murray, Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, Chuck Wicks , Olympic Gold Medalist Shawn Johnson, Lawrence Taylor, Lil' Kim, Belinda Carlisle, David Alan Grier, Gilles Marini, Jackass's Steve-O, Entertainment reporter Nancy O'Dell, and last and certainly least Denise Richards. 

What, no Donnie Osmond?  Wow.  It must have taken them all....of an hour to put this line-up together.  Yeesh!-Dr.FB

5Feb
2009
0

Jewel, Denise Richards & Steve-O DWTS Season 8

Jewel, Denise Richards (gag), and Steve-O will be on Dancing With The Stars Season 8.  No word if Donny Osmond has been added yet.-Dr.FB

6Jan
2009
4

Is Lance Bass A Cheap A$$?

Lance Bass With Denise Richards & Her Weird Nose.  Photo: Wenn.com
Lance Bass With Denise Richards & Her Weird Nose.  Photo: Wenn.com

Lance Bass With Denise Richards & Her Weird Nose. Photo: Wenn.com

Lance Bass with Cheryl Burke & his entourage, after celebrating New Years Eve, wanted to gamble.  Like getting a kiss from Denise Richards wasn't a gamble enough.

We hear that Lance wanted to play the blackjack table and went to the minimum $25.00 tables at a local Las Vegas casino and asked if they could make it a $10.00 table per bet on blackjack.  The dealer had to decline and advise that $25.00 was the minimum, take it or leave it.

Well, Lance and crew left, maybe hitting the buffet?  In Lance's defense, aside from "Dancing With The Stars", what other work has he had?  He is just trying to make sure he does not go broke before Justin Timberlake decides to do an N'Sync reunion tour.  It is being frugal and smart, at least in my opinion.-Dr.FB