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8Sep
2011
4

“Toddlers & Tiaras” Goes Too Far With “Pretty Woman” Hooker Getup

I don't watch TLC's "Toddlers & Tiaras" just for stuff like this. Dressing up a little girl like a hooker, regardless of it being the "Pretty Woman" hooker played by Julia Roberts. Tasteless.

Just because you can do stuff doesn't mean you should. A show of little girl beauty pageants is one. 

22Sep
2010
1

Did David Beckham Cheat On Wife With A Hooker?

David Beckham Intouch Magazine
David Beckham Intouch Magazine

David Beckham Intouch Magazine

Wow.  Intouch magazine has an interview with a hooker that claims David Beckham was a client of hers.

The hooker says that Beckham was paying her 10 grand a night.  You would think at 10 grand a night the hooker would keep her mouth shut but....no.

She also claims that they had threesomes unprotected although at the end he would pleasure himself for the final release.  Goaaaaaaaal!

The hooker also claimed that he would bad-mouth his wife Victoria Beckham and that he is a total butt-man and not so much into the breasts.  Hmm.  Wouldn't Posh get breast surgery every few years or so?

We have a hard time believing this story.  We don't want to believe it but after Tiger, anything is possible. 

Do you think Becks cheated?-Dr.FB

13Apr
2010
1

You, Me, & Ashley Dupre On The Cover Of Playboy

Ashley Dupre. Photo: Playboy.com
Ashley Dupre. Photo: Playboy.com

Ashley Dupre. Photo: Playboy.com

We have a feeling none of the girls that Tiger Woods or Jesse James cheated with would be gracing the cover of Playboy.  Which may prove that being the Governor of New York gets you better looking women, even if you have to pay for it.

Ashley Dupre, the high-priced call girl, or escort, or hooker, whatever you prefer, of Eliot Spitzer is on the cover of Playboy this month and she says it was a very enjoyable experience.  Yea, because she was getting paid to take her clothes off but not to have sex.  Must be nice.

"I had a lot of fun doing these pictures. You're naked and you're in front of a bunch of guys - good-looking guys, too, manly men."

She also talks about the first time she got paid to get laid;  "I was at a club one night, and a rich older guy said to me, 'I'll give you a thousand dollars if you come home with me.’ I was like, wow, a thousand dollars sounds good. But I was scared."

She was scared but still did it.  By the way, a $1,000 is cheap when it comes to Ashley as she was getting paid $4,000 an hour when she was with Spitzer. 

"Some people call me the girl who brought down the governor of New York, but in reality he brought me down."  "I was an escort. As much as I wish I could make that go away, I can't."

"I love sex and I'm very good at it, but I'm saving that." "That's for my future boyfriend from now on. And it will be fabulous."

You hear that fellas?  She will lay down for a meal at Cheesecake Factory and it won't cost you 4 grand a night.  Yea, right!-Dr.FB

7Mar
2010
15

R&B Singer D’Angelo Busted For Soliciting An Officer

D'Angelo

D'Angelo

How does it feel?  D'angelo got busted late last night in the West Village of New York trying to pick up a prostitute who actually turned out to be a cop.

He offered the cop $ 40 bucks for a BJ and was then arrested.

Michael Archer, D'angelo's real name, car was searched, an expensive Range Rover that had $12 grand inside.

D'angelo was busted in 2005 in his home state of Virginia for driving without a license and being under the influence.

It seems the man in recent years is having more hits on his record then on any chart.  What a waste of talent.-Dr.FB

19Jan
2010
0

Mischa Barton Plays A Hooker Easily

Mishca Barton. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Mishca Barton. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Mishca Barton. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Mishca Barton. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Mischa Barton is set to play a hooker on an upcoming episode of Law & Order.  Mischa stepped out with exposed cleavage, sucking on a lollipop and purple stockings.

Yea, because when I think of a hooker, it's purple stocking.  You betcha!   I am glad she is getting work and trying to bounce back from her own demons.  Hopefully, she will not be a dead hooker by the time the episode is over. 

I just hope I get over the image of her in those ghastly purple stockings.-Dr.FB

14Dec
2009
1

Former Spitzer Call Girl Ashley Gets Advice Column

Former hooker...you can call her a call girl if you want but that is just a clean version for hooker....so...former hooker Ashley Dupree is now an advice columnist for the NY Post.   You remember her as the person who took out Elliot Spitzer.

She is already asking questions about daughters getting in trouble and if there are signs a man is going to cheat, if women BS about watching porn and what kind of Christmas gifts should get their wives.

Check it out here.  Does this mean Rachel Uchitel will be having an advice column soon?  This is why politicians and celebrities better watch who they are going to have an affair with, because even that hooker who should be keeping her mouth shut could one day be an advice columnist just because she slept with you.-Dr.FB

14Jul
2009
1

High School Musical Star Set To Play A Hooker

Vanessa Hudgens.  File Photo
Vanessa Hudgens Set To Play A Hooker.  File Photo

Vanessa Hudgens Set To Play A Hooker. File Photo

Vanessa Hudgens is about to get her inner hooker on. She will be playing a girl for hire in the new movie "Sucker Punch" which is directed by Zack Snyder. Wonder if Zac Efron will hope Vanessa wears some outfits back home after filming.

The movie will take place in a brothel in the 1950's and we hear it will not have too much clothing. We just wonder if she will be Au Natural like she was in the those photos that leaked a few years ago or will she get a landing strip.

What? You know you were wondering it as well. I must say..I still have not watched one High School Musical yet either.-Dr.FB