Check Out The NEW DrFunkenberry.com Store!

If you haven't checked it out already, the NEW DrFunkenberry.com store has some hot items including t-shirts, stickers, mouse pads, and just like the Dr, a tie he wears everywhere.....yes....even there!

We even have items for your Ipad and Iphone.

Ladies!!!!  make sure to adjust the shirt settings to your unique body.

Thanks to Heidi Skinner for helping put items up just for you all!

Check it out HERE!

Check it out HERE!

Check it out HERE!

We are working on more items including some awesomesauce so be ready for it!-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Funk For Every Event 


The Next Big Thing: APPISODES?!?!

 So, I was surfing iTunes today and happened upon the App Store and while I can preview it on the puter I can't actually enjoy the addictive stupidity of "Angry Birds" on my phone (thank God) but I did happen upon an app that made me want to upgrade (Thanks Verizon for finally adding iPhones!) to a new phone.

It's the world's first motion comic 'appisode' series on the Apple Network.  I like comic books but after a few minutes I feel schizophrenic finding my place from one dialogue bubble to the next. The sound effects, original score and story make it feel like Movie Watching your comic!

Omega 1 is a hot ass brunette who's been genetically enhanced after the last World War --- a "Hacker War" where ALL information is sold to the highest bidder. Like where you live (stalker alert!), credit card info, nuclear codes, you know, the info the credit collectors usually have anyway.  Hot assed, bendy Omega 1 is an information courier and kicks all kinds of ass in the process of bringing secured information to her clients (can we petition the US Post Office to employ chicks like this?!)

Anyway, its cool,  I like it.  Check it out! It's made for iPhone, iPads and iPods.  99 cents gets you the full appisode, character breakdowns, the actual comic book and commentaries.  You can preview the trailer here: 

P.S. Prince trivia here: Prince's original (and best IMHO) website designer Sam Jennings created their press website.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis: Appisode Of The Future?


OMG! Girls Loses Virginity & Then Texts Her Dad By Accident!

The Iphone. Great For Telling Your Dad You Are Getting Sexed Up!  Photo: Thechive.com
The Iphone. Great For Telling Your Dad You Are Getting Sexed Up!  Photo: Thechive.com

The Iphone. Great For Telling Your Dad You Are Getting Sexed Up! Photo: Thechive.com

This news is just TMTH! (Too Much To Handle for those who don't text on the regular.)

Elizabeth Frisinger was getting her groove on for the first time on a class trip on the beach.  Apparently, the sex was so hot n good, (ahh yes, the joys of sex on the beach and getting sand in every nook and cranny and crevice, what isn't sexy about that?) that right after she got her groove on she had to text someone...and she ended up texting her dad by mistake!

Her dad was able to figure out the code of what went down and booked her a flight home for the next day! You know, I sure hope her friends name was Danielle or Dahlia or something because if she was trying to text Jennifer or Tammy, you are way off from the letter D. 

I so don't think this story is a hundred percent true, but if it is, it is the bonehead move of 2008 for sure.-Dr.FB