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14Jun
2010
4

What?!?! Katherine & Joe Jackson Arrive Together For Hearing

Katherine Jackson, Joe Jackson, & Latoya Jackson. Photo: TheDailyMail.co.uk
Katherine Jackson, Joe Jackson, & Latoya Jackson. Photo: TheDailyMail.co.uk

Katherine Jackson, Joe Jackson, & Latoya Jackson. Photo: TheDailyMail.co.uk

This is some united front.  Despite claims that Michael Jackson was killed by Katherine Jackson's neglect by her estranged husband and cheapskate basket-case, Joe Jackson, they arrived together in the courthouse for the hearing of Dr. Conrad Murray's license being revoked. 

Even after death, Katherine is trying to do right by Michael and remain united with her dumb-ass husband Joe. 

The Jackson family sometimes just not only takes the cake, but the box it came in as well.

Just once, I want to see Katherine smack some sense into Joe.  I hope I am not alone in this elderly abuse wish.-Dr.FB

14Jun
2010
1

Katherine Jackson Goes After Joe Jackson For Being An Idiot

Joe Jackson. File Photo
Joe Jackson. File Photo

Joe Jackson. File Photo

Man this guy is a tonto isn't he?

Joe Jackson says Katherine Jackson is the reason why her son Michael Jackson died.  Joe said that he felt Michael was l"ooking kind of frail and weak looking" and asked Katherine to talk to him about.  She says that she refused to break his privacy. 

He says after Michael died, he told Katherine that "I said this would have never happened if you had went and been with him."

Is this his lame attempt to get money from the estate after being cut out of Michael's will? 

Katherine is fed up and is getting her lawyers involved.  Joe is really screwing himself.  Katherine was giving Joe money out of perhaps kindness even though left out of the will.  Maybe not the smartest move to do. 

This just reeks of attention as the anniversary of Michael's death is looming shortly.  Le sigh.-Dr.FB

29Jan
2010
2

Michael Jackson’s Children To Accept His Lifetime Achievement Grammy

Michael Jackson's children Paris and Prince Michael
Michael Jackson's children Paris and Prince Michael

Michael Jackson's children Paris and Prince Michael

This Saturday, Michael Jackson's children, Prince Michael, 12, and Paris, 11, will accept the Lifetime Achievement Grammy for their late father. Blanket, 7, is not expected to appear, but the Jackson family says that could change.

The award ceremony will be taped on Saturday at the Special Merit Awards ceremony and footage of it may be included in the planned tribute to Michael Jackson in Sunday's Grammy show.

According to CNN, the children's appearance came about because Michael's mother, Katherine Jackson, complained to Grammy producers that no Jackson family members had been invited to the ceremony. Whoops.

Joe Jackson has said he will not attend the ceremony or Sunday's Grammy show due to his anger over how the behind the scenes talks went down regarding Jackson family attendance. Joe always seems to be about Joe though, so it's hard to say what is fact and fiction here. Katherine Jackson, Michael's mother, will attend.

What do you guys think? Excited to see Michael's kids step up for their Dad or do you think they're being exploited? -Dr.FB

4Sep
2009
9

Michael Jackson Finally Laid To Rest

Michael Jackson wireimage.com
Michael Jackson wireimage.com

Michael Jackson wireimage.com

Michael Jackson is finally buried. After dying June 25th. Buried 70 days later. That's some bull right there, but now he is buried.

Let's see...a private viewing July 6th, then a memorial service of family and friends July 7th, then going to the public memorial July 7th at the Staple center and then the actual burial last night.

The burial last night was star studded with Elizabeth Taylor, Lisa Marie Presley,  Chris Tucker,  Macaulay Culkin and his girlfriend Mila Kulas. Performers included we are told Stevie Wonder, Gladys Knight, and Aretha Franklin.

Let me say this...I am glad he is buried. Finally. I don't understand the whole 5 limos and the big Italian restaurant in Pasadena after the burial service.  I am upset that it took so much time to get him buried. From infighting and other things. I understand time was needed for the autopsy but after that, it should have been taken care of, but it wasn't.  Was the family trying to milk Michael maybe thinking the press would not care about them anymore?

Give Jermaine time to try to put together tribute concerts that cost an arm and a leg? Give Latoya enough time to make a video? Give Joe more time to pimp his record label? Janet has been silent during all this but I would not be surprised in time she admits being upset by the way things were handled.

I am happy he is finally buried but upset at the not so classy way it was handled. The Jackson family really is something else.

20Aug
2009
9

Michael Jackson’s Burial Date Changed. Again.

Michael Jackson File Photo
Michael Jackson File Photo

Michael Jackson File Photo

Sigh. This. Is. Just. Lame. So. Lame.

Michael Jackson has yet to be buried and now the date he was to be buried has been changed from August 29th.

Joe Jackson said that Michael SHOULD be buried on August 31st, so the family can get stuff in order. Hmm. Wonder if it is cheaper to bury on a monday more than a saturday or wanting to make sure that they get more media attention.

Maybe it's because Dr. Conrad Murray is to be arrested by manslaughter by that date.

MJ's birthday would have been the burial date, his 51st birthday to be exact. Who cares anymore! Just get him buried already. Dayum.-Dr.FB

19Aug
2009
1

Michael Jackson Will Be Buried On August 29th

Michael Jackson File Photo
Michael jackson File Photo

Michael Jackson File Photo

It looks like Joe Jackson was actually telling the truth.  Michael Jackson will be buried at Forest Lawn in Glendale on August 29th, which would have been the singer's 51st Birthday.

Wonder why hey made that information public as now camera's will be there. Michael will be buried in a private area where Clark Gable rests. The funeral will cost the Jackson family $50,000.

On a side note, in court on Tuesday, a licensing marketing agreement has been reached so expect Michael Jackson dolls and other things to start hitting the market very very soon.-Dr.FB

17Aug
2009
3

Joe Jackson At It Again: Says Michael Will Be Buried On Birthday

Joe Jackson. File Photo
Joe Jackson Over 70 & Thinks He Is Pimpin. File Photo

Joe Jackson Over 70 & Thinks He Is Pimpin. File Photo

Upon the news that his son Michael Jackson still has yet to be buried, Joe Jackson says he will be buried on what was to be MJ's 51st birthday. Since it's Joe, we can't believe it is so. His body right now is in a freezer at Forest Lawn.

Joe is saying the plans have been made final in the past few days.  He discussed the burial plans while eating some ribs in Las Vegas at the Palms hotel and casino.

"Let me give you an exclusive about my son's burial plans while eating some ribs." Joe Jackson. Putting the ass in class since the 70's.-Dr.FB

5Aug
2009
2

So Joe Jackson Orders Some Pancakes…

Joe Jackson. File Photo
Joe Jackson Over 70 & Thinks He Is Pimpin. File Photo

Joe Jackson Over 70 & Thinks He Is Pimpin. File Photo

So Joe Jackson was at a local chain restaurant this morning in Encino by the Jackson home having breakfast with one of the producers of the Michael Jackson film that will be released around Halloween and did we get an earful.

It's all true that the Jackson family will get 90 percent of the profit of the film, while Sony will make back it's $60 Million and will have Columbia Pictures release it.

Also, we heard other people talking about Joe always visits this place and he is downright rude to the waiters and the waitresses and is just a horrible horrible tipper. One went out of thier way to call him a cheap a**.  Joe must have needed the money for another pimp hat or something.-Dr.FB

3Aug
2009
0

Scene & Heard: Jackson Family Edition

Joe & Katherine Jackson were spotted at Madeo having dinner with son Randy Jackson.

TMZcaught them and tries to talk to Joe and ask if he thought there was a conspiracy regarding Michael Jackson's death.  Joe, who is never at a loss for words, whether it is promoting his new record label or making assumptions about a boy being Michael Jackson's love child (which the boy has denied) actually stayed quiet.

Guess Katherine Jackson is kryptonite to Joe Jackson talking. Hope he continues hanging with his wife then.-Dr.FB