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16Feb
2012
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Watch Khloe & Lamar Season 2 Promo: Cause We Just Need More Kardashian Shows


Here is the season 2 promo for Khloe & Lamar season 2. A season where Lamar gets traded from the Lakers to The Dallas Mavericks. So now, the Kardashians have invaded Dallas.

Ahh. Dallas. Where I guess Kardashian butts are even bigger than they usually are.

I actually watched the promo...and what is up with that bedazzled phone around :49 seconds into the promo's,

Don't forget to watch the 2 night premiere of the season, because....you need to waste a few brain cells on this stuff, don't you?-DocFB

14Jun
2010
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Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian Fight All Over Miami

Dash. Photo: officialkourtneyk.celebuzz.com
Dash. Photo: officialkourtneyk.celebuzz.com

Dash. Photo: officialkourtneyk.celebuzz.com

Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian's 2nd season of them "Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami" debuted last night and the bickering started from the get-go with Kourtney and Scott Disick (you know, the one you all Love to call douche) getting on Khloe. 

Khloe returned to her partying ways and when Kourt tried to tell her to chill, Khloe told her to "Suck my D***".  Tranny please!  Hilarious.  Not so hilarious?  The close-up of Khloe's feet.  Ewww.

Khloe was late to her radio show and Michael Yo, who never gets mad, laid into Khloe.  Chelsea Handler lays into Yo harder than Charlie Sheen on a hooker after he pops a Viagra, and never gets that mad. 

Khloe made flyer's of the image you see above  (Um, would love a few Khloe and you know I love Odom n the Lakers too...ahem..)  It went over well with Kourtney and all is well.

It seems Scott will provide enough douchiness for the rest of the season and Kim Kardashian will be stopping by as well. Oh joy.-Dr.FB

26Dec
2009
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A Very Special Kardashian Christmas

Khloe & Kim Kardashian Look Excited.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Khloe & Kim Kardashian Look Excited.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Khloe & Kim Kardashian Look Excited. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

I have to wonder...was this filmed?  if cops are called in, it has to be real, right?

The Kardashians threw their annual Christmas Eve party that Kris Jenner throws "every year" or at least that is what Kim and Khloe Kardashian twittered about all Christmas Eve and if you follow Rob Kardashian as well, he brought it up a few times as well.

Well, around 7 P.M. Christmas Eve, a neighbor was said to have went ballistic about the valet people outside the Kardashian residence.  The neighbor was said to be drunk and during the altercation, he slipped and fell and cut his own face.  Classic.

Now get this; The pastor who married Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom was there (Does your priest come to your Christmas party?) and he tried to help up the drunken fool person but the neighbor threw a punch at the priest. 

Bruce Jenner then made a facial expression, which is hard for him as you all know, and then broke up the skirmish and then all was calm and all was bright from there on out.

Well, I guess in due time, we will know how real this is and if it was filmed because if it was, you can expect it on a future episode of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" soon enough.-Dr.FB

2Nov
2009
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Lamar & Khloe As Batman & Catwoman

Lamar Odom & Khloe Kardashin As Batman & Catwoman. Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
Lamar Odom & Khloe Kardashin As Batman & Catwoman. Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Lamar Odom & Khloe Kardashin As Batman & Catwoman. Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Lamar Odom & Khloe Kardashian celebrated Halloween in West Hollywood as Batman & Catwoman. Well..for Lamar it should be half-assed Batman.

The cowl, the cape and the belt buckle. I guess his excuse is the rest of the outfit would not show off his huge.....ring.  Either that or the entire outfit would make not see who he was. Yea, that sounds more like the case. I don't think this photo was flattering at all of Khloe so not going to touch that.

Maybe that's why the Lakers got beat so badly by Dallas on Friday. Lamar was thinking bout costumed n Halloween sex instead of helping put a body on Dirk Nowitski. Sorry. Just a jilted Laker fan over here is all.-Dr.FB

28Oct
2009
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Scene & Heard: Laker Edition

Khloe & Kim Kardashian Look Excited.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Khloe & Kim Kardashian Look Excited.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Khloe & Kim Kardashian Look Excited. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Spotted at the Laker opening game where they got their championship rings were Sacha Baron Cohen, Lamar Odom's wife Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, couple Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner, Charlize Theron, Andy Garcia, and....Jack Nicholson.  The Lakers beat the Clippers...by 7 points?......

Gwen Stefani and family were picking out pumpkins at a pumpkin patch......

Larry Johnson, who plays for the NFL team Kansas City Chiefs, was suspended indefintly for dropping a gay slur on Twitter and then again at reporters. He has since apologized but the team has asked him not to report to practice at all this week......

Andre Agassi autobio says he used Meth in 97. No wonder he went bald & lost Brooke Shields.....

-Dr.FB

13Oct
2009
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Kim Wants To “Keep” It In The Kardashians

Kim Kardashian. Photo: GettyImages.com
Kim Kardashian. Photo: GettyImages.com

Kim Kardashian. Photo: GettyImages.com

Kim Kardashian looked dazzling Sunday night at the Hollywood Style Awards where she won "Hottest New Couple" with Reggie Bush.

Kim said they got it wrong and it should be Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom. You know, keep it in the family.

Awww, isn't that sweet. Glad she is back with Reggie and there is no jealousy between one sister being married and one being knocked up and Kim being single anymore. I could only imagine how unbearable she would be.-Dr.FB

30Sep
2009
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You Heard It Here First!

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.Com
Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.Com

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.Com

I sometimes have to laugh how slow other sites are on getting news. We told you Monday morning that Khloe & Lamar's wedding was basically just for TV and not exactly legal. No one followed on Monday. Tuesday..a different story.

The other major blogs were confirming what I said that until that prenup, or in this case, postnup, the wedding was just for E! Television, who footed the wedding and filmed it for a future episode of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians", which will air on November 8th we are now being told.

The lawyers are not getting on the same page and there has been several delays.

For your daily dose of news and funk, and breaking news, Drfunkenberry.com is the spot! (For those that get upset at me for this being self-serving, when you are trying to establish yourself, you have to remind people that you are breaking the story first. Hope you understand and I get no grief.)

So what are the chances that the prenup or postnup falls apart and they don't get married?-Dr.FB