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30Jun
2011
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Predator’s Chris Hansen Has A Seat Over There; Caught Cheating On Wife!

Chris Hansen. File Photo
Chris Hansen. File Photo

Chris Hansen. File Photo

"Why don't you have a seat over there."  We all know the line.  We all know the show "To Catch A Predator" with Chris Hansen.  This time, Hansen was starring in a new show; Catching you cheating on your wife with someone 20 years younger. 

Hansen was caught on camera cheating on his wife.  It was with a reporter in Florida, catching them having dinner and then returning to her apartment for a night-cap.

Who caught the "Predator" host?   To Find out, Click here...

12Jul
2010
2

John Mayer’s Decision: He Will Play For Cleveland

John Mayer has made a decision; he will play for Cleveland....and Miami...and New York.  He is announcing his tour line up but it still hella funny...and still a whole lot classier than Lebron Lebum James's decision last week.

Check it out above..and pay attention to his scoring highlight.-Dr.FB

22Mar
2010
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Kim Kardashian Caught!

Kim Kardashian.
Kim Kardashian.

Kim Kardashian. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Kim Kardashian was caught over the weekend in Miami.

I am sure some of you are like "what was she caught doing, doc?"  Well isn't it obvious?

Oh, so know Kim is checking out drfunkenberry.com on her blackberry funkbenberry don't you?

hehe.-Dr.FB

4Jan
2010
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One Hot Mama! Sofia Vergara Is Que Rico!

Sofia Vergara. FlynetOnline.com
Sofia Vergara. FlynetOnline.com

Sofia Vergara. FlynetOnline.com

Sofia Vergara was spotted in Miami on South Beach relaxing by herself and a few of her favorite things.

Sofia was seen munching on chocolate strawberries, french fries, a couple of sandwiches and some shrimp.  She had me until the shrimp.  No bueno. That was almost a South Beach diet I could get behind.

Sofia is giving us an appetite with her role on "Modern Family" and we hear Benjamin Bratt will be guest starring on this weeks episode.  We are getting hungry just thinking about her...I mean ahh...her show.-Dr.FB

20Sep
2009
3

NFL Week 2: Are You Ready For Some Football?

NFL Logo
NFL Logo

NFL Logo

OK, so here we are week 2 of the season and time for me to make more predictions or what not...just for fun.

Let's see if anything I said last week is true yet;

I said Tom Brady would be Tom Brady and he has. I said Donavon McNabb would get hurt sometime this season and Vick would start. Mcnabb is not playing tomorrow because he is hurt. Michael Vick, however, cannot play until week 3. I picked San Francisco to upset the NFC Champion Arizona Cardinals and they did. So far, you can call me butter because I am on a roll.

Now, let's get to some questions? Are the Panthers that bad? Are the Eagles that good?  We will find out with Carolina this week but since the Eagles do not have Donavon, we won't know.

The game of the week is Cowboys/Giants. It would have been Saints/Eagles if not for McNabb. Tony Romo and the Cowboys open the new Texas Stadium with over a 100,000 fans and the site of the 2011 Super Bowl.

Upsets of the week: Jags over Cards, Rams over Washington, and Baltimore over San Diego. (I really wanted to choose Miami over Indy tomorrow but since it is a Monday Night Game, I chose the Ravens.)

If the Jets didn't talk so much smack, I woulda picked them to upset the Patriots. But talking smack about Tom Brady and the Patriots before a game is like breaking wind on a first date in the presence of your date; You. Just. Don't. Do. It.

Again, this is all in fun and if you have anything you want to add regarding football and the games, please go ahead and do.

Bon Jovi still has not been announced as performers of this years halftime show. Let's make it happen! Have a great Sunday and Go Cowboys!-Dr.FB

13Aug
2009
3

Breaking News! Kourtney Kardashian Is Carrying Ex’s Baby!

Kourtney Kardashian WireImage
Kourtney Kardashian WireImage

Kourtney Kardashian WireImage

We are hearing that the father of Kourtney Kardashain's baby is none other than on-again off again boyfriend Scott, who should be familair to those who watch "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" series on E!.

In fact, Kourtney is about to talk with Ryan Seacrest and confirm it to him that it is in fact Scott who is the father. You are hearing it here first tho!

Kourtney had trouble trusting Scott and broke things off with him earlier this year, however, she hooked up with Scott a few times early in the summer.

Khloe Kardashian and Kim Kardashian have been mum on the pregnancy talk. Kim continued to talk about her hair and not much else on Twitter yesterday.

Kourtney had remained hushed on the father's identity and Kourtney did hook up with a girl (kissing only we are told) in Miami, Kourtney does not seem like the kind of girl to sleep around, so the chances of it being Scott were pretty high.-Dr.FB

3Aug
2009
1

Katy Perry Gets Hot N then Grabs Something Cold

Katy Perry In Miami. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Katy Perry In Miami. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Katy Perry In Miami. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Katy Perry was in Miami over the weekend wearing a hot (what color is that funkenbabies) bikini and we sure she was hot and she cooled down with a cold drink.

I have never wanted to be a straw so much. Sorry G, I like her. For her looks and her music.-Dr.FB

22Jun
2009
2

Can You Keep Up With These 2 Hotties?

Who Are These 2 Hotties?  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Who Are These 2 Hotties?  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Who Are These 2 Hotties? Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Can you name these two hotties that have left L.A. and it hasn't been the same since they left.  If you think you can name them, then perhaps you can make a dash right here....>>>>>>>

6May
2009
2

Kelly Is Ripa And Is Outtie Baby

Kelly Is Outtie 5000.  Photo: Splashnewsonline.com
Kelly Is Outtie 5000.  Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Kelly Is Outtie 5000. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Kelly Ripa has been enjoying the beaches in Miami while filming Regis & Kelly there.

She is rather ripped but I find it hard to be impressed with that massive outtie belly button.  That thing looks like it is about to burst.  Either that or it is blowing a small bubble.  I went from impressed to scared in 5 seconds flat.

So what do you think?  Impressed by her stomach or scared by the belly button?-Dr.FB