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30Mar
2011
2

Pirates Of The Carribbean 4 Movie Posted Revealed! Breast Implant Free

Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Photo: Walt Disney
Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Photo: Walt Disney

Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Photo: Walt Disney

The new poster for Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides has been released.  This is the 4th Pirates movie and will still star Johnny Depp sans Orlando Bloom and Kera Knightly.  Penelope Cruz has been added to the cast.

It gives you a first look at the mermaids who will be featured in the movie.  Captain Jack meets Ariel?

Jerry Bruckheimer felt it was needed to not have any women in the movie with breast implants.  He told Entertainment Weekly recently " “I don’t think they had breast augmentation in the 1700s. So it’s natural for casting people to say, ‘We want real people.’”

Interesting to say the least.  What do you think of the movie poster?-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  No Silicone Need Apply

24Jul
2010
2

Orlando Bloom Marries Miranda Kerr!

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr File Photo: Flynetonline.com

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr File Photo: Flynetonline.com

She will make an honest man out of him yet!

Orlando Bloom has married longtime girlfriend and Victoria's Secret model.    They secretly married in Los Angeles and plan on having a honeymoon during the week of August 4th.

Congrats to Orlando and Miranda!-Dr.FB

11Feb
2010
3

Orlando Bloom Is Ready To Take Your Temperature

Orlando Bloom
Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Orlando Bloom was caught on the set of his new movie "The Good Doctor" in Los Angeles yesterday.

Although there has been some rumors (That I started) "The Good Doctor" is not about Drfunkenberry.

Bloom has been staying busy although rumors are swirling that he tried to hook up with Kristen Stewart from the Twilight films at Sundance while his girlfriend Miranda Kerr was in St. Barts working.

Hmm.   Not sure if I believe this and I am NOT going to knock Kristen Stewart like other bloggers do although I did see with my own eyes Orlando Bloom hook up with Rumer Willis, so it is possible.  Why would you trade Fillet Mignon (Miranda Kerr) for a 5 ounce steak (Kristen Stewart) you know?

Regardless, enjoy the photo of Orlando on set and please take off your clothes, the doctor will be in shortly to see you.-Dr.FB

26Jan
2010
2

Orlando Bloom Lets Loose In Park City

Orlando Bllom, Park City Utah
Orlando Bllom, Park City Utah

Orlando Bloom. Photo: FamePictures.com

Orlando Bloom is in Park City, Utah for the Sundance Film Festival for his movie "Sympathy For Delicious" and if we could tell anything from titles of movie, this one sounds rather tasty.

Orlando Bloom left the press and girls guessing as he was asked what he will be doing tomorrow and he replied; "“I have a day off tomorrow, so I’m going to try and see some movies. But if I can get ahold of some snowboarding gear, I’ll go boarding!”

So either look for him on the slopes or sneaking into some movies and we are sure a cool party or two.-Dr.FB

23Jan
2010
5

Miranda Kerr, How Do We Love Thee?

Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr

Miranda KerrMiranda KerrMiranda KerrMiranda Kerr.  Above are four reasons to heavily dislike Orlando Bloom.  Not only is he a movie star but he also gets to bag Miranda. 

Some things in life just are not fair.  Weekends are never long enough.  Summer colds.  Agreeing to work an extra shift and someone hot calls wanting to hook up with you but you can't anymore.

Such is the life of Orlando Bloom and his love, Miranda Kerr.  Well, with these photos, hopefully, your life will be fair.  You can dream about her.  Sometimes, that is the stuff dreams and life are made of.-Dr.FB

4Jan
2010
3

It’s Going To The Dogs

Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom.  Photo:  Splashnewsonline.com
Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom.  Photo:  Splashnewsonline.com

Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom spent New Years in St. Barts.  One of them is a lucky dog and the other starred in several pirate movies.

Just saying.-Dr.FB

14Dec
2009
0

Orlando Bloom And Miranda Kerr Are NOT Engaged

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr File Photo: Flynetonline.com
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr File Photo: Flynetonline.com

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr File Photo: Flynetonline.com

There are reports circulating that Orlando Bloom has proposed to longtime girlfriend Miranda Kerr. They are, quite simply, not true.

Family and friends were starting the reports but not their people. We have been informed by both their reps that although they do love each other, they are not engaged at this time.-Dr.FB

26Oct
2009
2

Scene & Heard

The stars came out for U2 at the Rose Bowl over the weekend as close to a 100,000 people attended the concert. David Beckham, Demi Moore, Ben Stiller, Kellan Lutz, Colin Farrel, Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt were in attendance.........

Morrissey collapsed onstage at a concert in Swindon, UK and was rushed to the hospital for breathing difficulties. Morrissey has had a few health problems on this tour but I am told he is stable and is OK. I hope so. No word on any other shows getting cancelled or postponed at this time......

The  Jonas Brothers performed at Caribbean Island of the Dominican Republic, rocking out their biggest hits after a press conference for the event.....

I got this tip through my cell Saturday afternoon: "Amy Winehouse is serving pints behind bar at Hawley Arms right now!" I did request pics but they were afraid Amy might go after them and start a fight, so they just decided to enjoy their pints and be amazed by what happened. I can't blame them. How cool is that though to show up at a bar and a celeb is behind serving them to you?........

Ivanka Trump got married this weekend to Jared Kushner, who is the publisher of the New York Observer. They were married at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, NJ..........

Katy Perry celebrated her 25th birthday, throwing a white halloween party that saw the likes there such as boyfriend Russell Brand, Tayor Swift and Perez HitlerHilton. With that last name, I guess it was a substandard event. Still, we wish Katy a happy and sexy 25th birthday.

The Hollywood burglar bunch has been caught. Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge, Paris Hilton and Orlando Bloom were some of the victims......

The mom of the Balloon Boy admitted the whole thing was indeed a hoax. No need to mention their name and give them more time......

A girl that has been missing since attending a Metallica concert had more money put into the search to find her. Metallica has put up 50 Grand to find the missing girl. Hope this helps find her.......

-Dr.FB

16Jul
2009
4

Orlando Bloom Gets Punked For A Half Of Million Dollars In Jewels

Orlando Bloom WireImage
Orlando Bloom WireImage

Orlando Bloom WireImage

The Pirates of The Caribbean star was robbed of $500,000 in jewelry after theives broke into the home last night.  Burglars reportedly made it in the house through a window, but this doesn't look like a typical burglary.

The scene has been fingerprinted and photographed, but at this time no suspects have been named.

Who in their right mind keep a half of million dollars in jewels in their home?  HELLO! This is why he got punked!