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30Mar
2011
2

Pirates Of The Carribbean 4 Movie Posted Revealed! Breast Implant Free

Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Photo: Walt Disney
Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Photo: Walt Disney

Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Photo: Walt Disney

The new poster for Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides has been released.  This is the 4th Pirates movie and will still star Johnny Depp sans Orlando Bloom and Kera Knightly.  Penelope Cruz has been added to the cast.

It gives you a first look at the mermaids who will be featured in the movie.  Captain Jack meets Ariel?

Jerry Bruckheimer felt it was needed to not have any women in the movie with breast implants.  He told Entertainment Weekly recently " “I don’t think they had breast augmentation in the 1700s. So it’s natural for casting people to say, ‘We want real people.’”

Interesting to say the least.  What do you think of the movie poster?-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  No Silicone Need Apply

24Jul
2010
2

Orlando Bloom Marries Miranda Kerr!

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr File Photo: Flynetonline.com

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr File Photo: Flynetonline.com

She will make an honest man out of him yet!

Orlando Bloom has married longtime girlfriend and Victoria's Secret model.    They secretly married in Los Angeles and plan on having a honeymoon during the week of August 4th.

Congrats to Orlando and Miranda!-Dr.FB

11Feb
2010
3

Orlando Bloom Is Ready To Take Your Temperature

Orlando Bloom
Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Orlando Bloom was caught on the set of his new movie "The Good Doctor" in Los Angeles yesterday.

Although there has been some rumors (That I started) "The Good Doctor" is not about Drfunkenberry.

Bloom has been staying busy although rumors are swirling that he tried to hook up with Kristen Stewart from the Twilight films at Sundance while his girlfriend Miranda Kerr was in St. Barts working.

Hmm.   Not sure if I believe this and I am NOT going to knock Kristen Stewart like other bloggers do although I did see with my own eyes Orlando Bloom hook up with Rumer Willis, so it is possible.  Why would you trade Fillet Mignon (Miranda Kerr) for a 5 ounce steak (Kristen Stewart) you know?

Regardless, enjoy the photo of Orlando on set and please take off your clothes, the doctor will be in shortly to see you.-Dr.FB

26Jan
2010
2

Orlando Bloom Lets Loose In Park City

Orlando Bllom, Park City Utah
Orlando Bllom, Park City Utah

Orlando Bloom. Photo: FamePictures.com

Orlando Bloom is in Park City, Utah for the Sundance Film Festival for his movie "Sympathy For Delicious" and if we could tell anything from titles of movie, this one sounds rather tasty.

Orlando Bloom left the press and girls guessing as he was asked what he will be doing tomorrow and he replied; "“I have a day off tomorrow, so I’m going to try and see some movies. But if I can get ahold of some snowboarding gear, I’ll go boarding!”

So either look for him on the slopes or sneaking into some movies and we are sure a cool party or two.-Dr.FB

23Jan
2010
5

Miranda Kerr, How Do We Love Thee?

Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr

Miranda KerrMiranda KerrMiranda KerrMiranda Kerr.  Above are four reasons to heavily dislike Orlando Bloom.  Not only is he a movie star but he also gets to bag Miranda. 

Some things in life just are not fair.  Weekends are never long enough.  Summer colds.  Agreeing to work an extra shift and someone hot calls wanting to hook up with you but you can't anymore.

Such is the life of Orlando Bloom and his love, Miranda Kerr.  Well, with these photos, hopefully, your life will be fair.  You can dream about her.  Sometimes, that is the stuff dreams and life are made of.-Dr.FB

4Jan
2010
3

It’s Going To The Dogs

Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom.  Photo:  Splashnewsonline.com
Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom.  Photo:  Splashnewsonline.com

Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom spent New Years in St. Barts.  One of them is a lucky dog and the other starred in several pirate movies.

Just saying.-Dr.FB

14Dec
2009
0

Orlando Bloom And Miranda Kerr Are NOT Engaged

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr File Photo: Flynetonline.com
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr File Photo: Flynetonline.com

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr File Photo: Flynetonline.com

There are reports circulating that Orlando Bloom has proposed to longtime girlfriend Miranda Kerr. They are, quite simply, not true.

Family and friends were starting the reports but not their people. We have been informed by both their reps that although they do love each other, they are not engaged at this time.-Dr.FB