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2Mar
2010
4

Kate Gosselin Leads “Dancing With The Stars” Celeb List

Kate Gosselin. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Kate Gosselin. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Kate Gosselin. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Kate Gosselin will be on "Dancing With The Stars" this year.  As a star.  Wow.

She joins Olympian Evan Lysacek, Nicole Sherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls, the football player currently known as Chad Ochocinco, ESPN's top girl to be peeped at Erin Andrews, Neicy Nash, Pamela Anderson, (yes, that Pamela Anderson) "The Bachelor" Jake Pavelka, Aiden Turner, Buzz Aldrin and Shannon Doherty will all be on the cast.

Any favorites?  Any actual stars?-Dr.FB

25Nov
2009
6

The Pussycat Dolls Break Up

Pussycat Dolls.  File Photo
Pussycat Dolls.  File Photo

Pussycat Dolls. File Photo

The Pussycat Dolls are about to announce they are breaking up.  I am sure the other girls just could not put up with Nicole anymore.  She had a contract where she always had to be in the middle while doing press photos like above.

To be straight up honest, I don't really care.  They had a couple of hits. I moved on. Glad they are too. 

Do you care that they are breaking up?-Dr.FB

26May
2009
2

Mel B. Is Looking For New Spice Girls

Mel B. Looking For New Spice Girls?  Photo: Splashnewsonline.com
Mel B. Looking For New Spice Girls?  Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Mel B. Looking For New Spice Girls? Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

If talks go well, you could be seeing a VH-1 reality show of finding new Spice Girls with Mel B.

Were the Pussycat Dolls not up to par with their reality show?  Man, if this is green lit, it is gonna be a train wreck.  Hmm.  On that note, I hope it does get picked up!

What do you think?  New Spice Girls or....er...Old Spice...Girls?-Dr.FB

18May
2009
0

Taylor Momsen Feels Like Dancing

Taylor Momsen In New York:  Photo: Bauergriffen.com
Taylor Momsen In New York:  Photo: Bauergriffen.com

Taylor Momsen In New York: Photo: Bauergriffen.com

Taylor Momsen feels like dancing, and if we were her, we would feel like dancing too!

She is a on a hit cult hit show "Gossip Girl" and she just signed a recording contract with Interscope Records.

Interscope Records President Jimmy Iovine had this to say about signing Taylor;

“Taylor has an incredible presence and when she decided to make Interscope her musical home we were thrilled.”

Taylor responded to Jimmy comments by saying this;

“I’m so excited to be among the talented and respected artists signed to Interscope Records. Partnering with Jimmy Iovine is an honor.”

Wonder if we will be seeing Jimmy hanging with Taylor the way he hangs with Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.  Oh come on Jimmy, I am just kidding.  Respect.-Dr.FB

6Dec
2008
8

Oops! Prince Pulls A Homer Simpson!

PCD Logo

This just sent in!

Oops!  Prince thought he was meeting a well-known record executive at the Pussycat Dolls show last night at the Viper Room so that he could give him a sneak preview of his new music.

Prince pulled up, jumped out of his Miles Davis black Cadillac only to be escorted into the "Other Pussycat Dolls" show!  You know....the ones who DON'T SING! (No pun intended.)  He apologized for all the trouble he caused after only staying in the venue one minute: 30 seconds!

Homer Simpson's "Doh" goes here:

This is too funny!-Dr.FB

2Dec
2008
1

Britney Spears Is Back…In The Stores Today!

Britney Spears Sees You...Downloading Her New Album.  Bad Boy!  File Photo

Britney Spears Sees You...Downloading Her New Album. Bad Boy! File Photo

After being leaked more than a diabetic with a prostate problem, Britney Spears new CD "Circus" officially hits record stores today. 

Britney is in New York where she will be on Good Morning America and almost all New York media including a surprise appearance on the NBC Christmas Tree Lighting special at the Rockerfeller Center Wed. night. 

Oops.  Did we spoil the surprise?  Guess on the Britney fan boards now, they will be thinking I am her father again.

She is scheduled to go on tour next year with The Pussycat Dolls. 

So, is Britney all the way back?  See, this gives a lil bit of hope to Amy Winehouse fans.

31Oct
2008
0

Samuel L. Jackson Will Do “The Last Dragon”

ShoNuff Hes A Bad Mother.....File Photo
ShoNuff Hes A Bad Mother.....File Photo

ShoNuff He's A Bad Mother.....File Photo

Sho'nuff, aka the Shogun of Harlem, will be returning in a remake of "The Last Dragon".  Wow.  This movie will coincide with the 50th Anniversary of Motown.

"I'm a huge fan of the original and look forward to bringing Sho'Nuff into the 21st century," Jackson said.

The 1985 movie did pretty decet at the box office and has achieved cult status.  Wonder who they will get to play Vanity's role?  The tranny from the Pussycat Dolls?  Kim Kardashian?  Hmm, well I like the last one.-Dr.FB

15Oct
2008
1

Seriously?

Talk To The Hand Cuz My Clothes Are Too Loud To Hear You.  Photo: Wireimage.com
Talk To The Hand Cuz My Clothes Are Too Loud To Hear You.  Photo: Wireimage.com

Talk To The Hand Cuz My Clothes Are Too Loud To Hear You. Photo: Wireimage.com

OK, wasn't Christina looking fine a few months ago?  Was it my imagination?  Her body was banging.  She was picking up great outfits. 

She looks like a damn reject member of the Pussycat Dolls.  WTF!?

Were her breasts distracting me?  Did she take a hit on the head while out in London yesterday? 

Well, at least her orange ass make up matches some part of her shirt. 

Come on Christina!  Where's the hotness?  Get back to showing cleavage til you learn how to dress again.  Don't even get me started on those purple heels honey.-Dr.FB

8Oct
2008
1

Diagnosis: Break-Ups, Make-Ups & Burn-Outs

Holly Madison, the number one playboy girl for Hef, announced officially that her and Hugh Hefner have broken up.  She has been spotted hanging in Vegas lately with Criss Angel.......

Sarah Silverman, less than a month after saying Jimmy Kimmel broke her heart, now appears to be taking things slowly with the late night host again....we are happy for both of them n hope this time brings more joy and fun for them.....

Nick Nolte had a fire in his house in Malibu yesterday which may have been caused by a faulty printer.  The actor who recently was in Tropic Thunder escaped with a few burns......

We love how that other blogger is now calling the Pussycat Dolls a bunch of Trannys....months after Doc FB has been.  What another coincedence big head.-Dr.FB

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