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6Jul
2011
1

Charlie Sheen To Host Gathering Of The Juggalos

Charlie Sheen (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)
Charlie Sheen (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

Charlie Sheen (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

Tila Tequila is safe. Charlie Sheen will be the host of the Juggalos for the Insane Clown Posse's yearly event.  This time, the event will be held in Cave-In-Rock, Il.  Other guests hosts will be Saved By The Bell's Screech Dustin Diamond, Flavor Flav, and a mysery guest.

To see the entire list of performers and guests (Read Rest Of Entry)

15Mar
2010
3

News Boxers & Briefs: Relationship Edition

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Together 11/08/09  Photo: Famepictures.com

 

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Together 11/08/09 Photo: Famepictures.com

David Schwimmer, best known as Ross from "Friends" is engaged to photographer Zoe Buckman.  Much is being said about the age difference of David, 43 and Zoe, 24 and calling David a creepy old man.  Haters....

Contrary to rumors and photos we posted of Justin at Tao Nightclub in Vegas, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are still together.... So guess Justin WASN'T bringing "Sexyback" to his hotel room then...right?......

Emma Watson of Harry Potter fame has dumped her longtime boyfriend Jay Barrymore (no relation to Drew.) as the couple was dating for 2 years..... Go get her Re-headed kid from the Potter movies whose name escapes me right now....

Demi Lovato, the cutie, is letting it be known that her and Joe Jonas are an item.  Seriously, an item.  I saw them at Target and did a price check on them while picking up a Bender Ball.  Joe Jonas is happy the relationship is out in the open.  Yea, so the gay rumors will stop.  Oh come on.  Don't act like you haven't heard them.  Rumor has it if Joe didn't start dating Demi, Justin Bieber woulda been all over that Disney behind...Oh baby, baby, baby....

Jennifer LustLove Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have went splits-ville as a comment was released to People Magazine about the break-up.  Hope Jamie was aware of that......

Mario Lopez or A.C. Slater, for those who can't let go of "Saved By The Bell" has got someone sperminated.  Rumor has it he told Zack Morris at The Max and he told Kelly Kapowski and somehow, Screech couldn't keep it to himself and told Mr. Belding who told everyone.  The girl is Courtney Mazza and it appears to be the 1st baby for both.....

Please don't name it Screech!-Dr.FB

30Jul
2009
1

Saved By The Bell Reunion…But Not Really?

Saved By The Bell Reunion? Photo: People.com
Saved By The Bell Reunion? Photo: People.com

Saved By The Bell Reunion? Photo: People.com

Saved By The Bell made the cover of People Magazine this week with a reunion special. See what I mean by Hollywood clamping down on hot stories til after MJ's autopsy?

The "Saved" reunion isn't really a reunion as Screech's whack ass was not involved or Mr. Belding. I could care less about Screech and I am not even going to try to remember his douchey name in real life.  Mr. Belding however, Dennis Haskins does deserve to be part of the People reunion.

They should make a Saved By The bell Reunion without Screech (If Tiffany-Amber can stop holding out) and make it like Screech got killed or something and just move on.  Then Lisa Turtle can actually meet a real man.

So, Thanks for the filler People Magazine. We understand why you are doing it and at least you picked a good subject.-Dr.FB