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22Sep
2010
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Smoke Or Fire? People Magazine Covers Ashton Cheating On Demi Story

Demi Moore. Photo: People.com
Demi Moore. Photo: People.com

Demi Moore. Photo: People.com

This is NOT good.  When Star Magazine claimed that Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore a few weeks ago and he right out the bat threatened to sue for slander, we were like, "Yea, we can't see Ashton cheating on Demi."  Then Star went with another girl who claimed to have been with Ashton.  No take-back of the story, but another girl. 

We were wondering why Ashton didn't file yet.  Now, People Magazine is covering the story saying the couple is happy in public but very angry behind the scenes.

It seems there is a "don't ask, don't tell" thing going on with friends who know the truth. 

The couple is celebrating their 5th anniversary this week.  When the couple first got married, the age difference was brought in big time as she was one of the first women in Hollywood at the time to marry a younger man. 

So here we are, several weeks later, no lawsuits filed against Star and now People covering it.  We like them together and hope it is not true but as they say, where there is smoke there is fire.

Do you think Ashton cheated on Demi?-Dr.FB

17Dec
2009
3

Jessica Simpson Did NOT Hook Up With Tiger Woods

Jessica Simpson, Tiger Woods, & Tony Romo.  File Photo
Jessica Simpson, Tiger Woods, & Tony Romo.  File Photo

Jessica Simpson, Tiger Woods, & Tony Romo. File Photo

Jessica Simpson did not really need to deny this because she is way hotter than any of the girls he hooked up with.

Star Magazine claimed that this event pictured above that Jessica exchanged phone numbers and email addresses with Tiger Woods to perhaps make Tony Romo jealous.

Jessica released this message via her Twitter:

can't believe that I'm on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! "The Shocking Inside Story" is (insert drumroll) A LIE!

We knew it wasn't true Jess, but thanks for the clarification.-Dr.FB

24Jul
2009
1

Jon Gosselin Denies Kate Major Rumors

Jon Gosselin & Kate Major In The Hamptons.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Jon Gosselin & Kate Major In The Hamptons.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Jon Gosselin & Kate Major In The Hamptons. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Am I missing something? Is Jon Gosselin a "Major" stud and I am just not seeing it?  Is he worth losing your job over?

Kate Major, the semi-hot blonde that was seen with Jon on Wednesday and over the weekend, quit her job at the Star because she said she became involved with the subject she was reporting on.  Major said they have been getting it on hot and heavy. One problem with that: Jon is denying it all.

Jon says he has not hooked up with her in any way let alone in bed.  Um, she is better looking than Hailey Glassman, and at least there are no photos of her taking a hit from a bong.  I guess I just don't get the appeal of Jon but it seems quite a few blondes  think that Jon is very sexy. To lose your job over him or resign, I don't get it.

So is Jon lying? Are him and Major getting it on? Why would you quit your job if you were not?-Dr.FB

16Apr
2009
4

Angelina Jolie Preggers Again? Lucky Number 7

Angelina Jolie www.blogspot.com
Angelina Jolie www.blogspot.com

Angelina Jolie www.blogspot.com

Is Angelina really pregnant again?  Star Magazine reports Jolie is two-and-a-half months along.  Is this really lucky number 7?  Only time will tell, I doubt the Jolie-Pitt Clan will neither confirm or deny it.

Oh Mr. Pitt, what have you gotten your sexy ass into?

4Mar
2009
6

Star Magazine Reports Chris Brown & Rihanna Got Married Last Weekend

Please don't let THIS be true.
I only give Star validity because they were right about them being back together last week. Star magazine is reporting that the two got married secretly last weekend.

Oh boy, if this is true, which I highly doubt but then again I doubted they were back together, would just bw straight crazy.

Do you think its true?-Dr.FB