John Mayer Takes On Perez Hilton Via Twitter

John Mayer Takes On Perez Hilton Via Twitter

John Meyer File Photo

John Meyer File Photo

John Mayer took to his Twitter page to take a few stabs at Perez Hilton since the incident. John, who has been attacked by the blogger for years twittered the following messages.

To read the messages go >>>>

“I love how he uses his cellphone to log on to twitter to post a tweet to ask his followers to call the police for him.”

“Can somebody please call Amex and get me a replacement card?”

“Last year P!nk kneed me in the nuts outside Chateau Marmont. I was pissing blood for days. Did I make a scene?”

“His video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.”

Perez then responded to John’s Twitters and it turned into a he twitted, he twitted free for all.

P:”John, That’s real funny! Ha ha! And I’m sure you also think I “deserved” to get hit!”

J: “Perez, Not true. In fact I’d like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you’ll have the situational awareness not to get in someone’s face.”

J: “I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a F***** Jitsu.”

P: “Dude, I get it. I GET IT. But it’s not fucking funny to me. Karma would be me losing my site and going bankrupt or what have u.”

J: “agreed. So let’s meet up this week and I’ll give you your first krav maga instruction. We’ll break the event down and learn…”

P: :”Karma is NOT getting punched in the face!”

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J: “1. de-escalation tactics. 2.Creating distance. Instuctives (“get back!” placing the hand out) 3. Combined block and attack….”

J: “by understanding the genetics of a violent incident you can learn to avoid them. And if you can’t, you will learn to end them.”

P: “I can never tell if ur being sincere or not. It doesnt matter. Have Harley email me contact info for this so I can do on my own.”

P: “I cant DM (direct message) u and Im not trying to play this out publicly. B well. I dont wish u harm. I talk shit but I sincerely wish no 1 harm.”

(Cough cough. Not trying to play it out publicly? Yeaaaa.  Ok Back to the story.)

J:” This will be the last public mention of it. You know how to find me. Words have cause and effect, even if the effect is wrong.”

J: “from the heart, what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can’t blog the world, my friend.”

P: “I totally did experience a lack of control – on the part of Will.I.Am and his road manager! I agree with you 100%!”

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J: “people don’t want to see you hurt, they want to see you experience something equalizing.”

P: “And people DO want to see me hurt. That’s what I’ve been reading over and over again. But it’s cool. I’ll be back 2 normal tomm.”

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J: “Yah, you’re not getting it… OOH! OK. It’s like the Matrix. You live in the Perez Matrix. You wrote the program, you can fly.”

P: “Once again, we agree! I live in my own world. And in my world, I would never punch someone. And in my world, that’s illegal!”

J: “then you leave the Matrix, and oh, what the hell, you’re not gonna get it. You’re a sweet guy though.”

P: “Also, in my world, if someone repeatedly talks shit about me, I ignore them or TALK as much shit back. But that’s just me.”

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J: “you might have a gash on your face for a few more days, but the real healing? It’s happening right now.”

P: “All I really care about in this world is doing right by my family and my dog, and sharing and listening to music.”

J: “now you sit down behind that Tandy computer and you hash out a Doogie diary. Be sure to pause, think, and keep typing.”

J: “because today, the fourth wall came crashing down. Mario, you are human. I call upon Twitter to be kind to you. #perezisokbyme”

P: “I’m not human! Im a monster! Good night, John Mayer.”

J: “Good night Perez, you dumb shit. #perezisokbyme”

John, you rock.-Dr.FB

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6 Comments
  • LexAve456
    Posted at 15:38h, 23 June

    John is the MAN!!!! Tell that hot mess to go and kick rocks!!!!

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  • justmemuchlove
    Posted at 13:43h, 23 June

    Hmm I loooooooooove his eyes.. sigh
    Go John!

  • Controversy12
    Posted at 13:33h, 23 June

    LOL !!!!

  • Zoë
    Posted at 12:57h, 23 June

    that was awesome.

  • Nurse Goodbody
    Posted at 12:55h, 23 June

    love it, love it, love it!!! JOHN, YOU ROCK!

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