John Mayer took to his Twitter page to take a few stabs at Perez Hilton since the incident. John, who has been attacked by the blogger for years twittered the following messages.
To read the messages go >>>>
"I love how he uses his cellphone to log on to twitter to post a tweet to ask his followers to call the police for him."
"Can somebody please call Amex and get me a replacement card?"
"Last year P!nk kneed me in the nuts outside Chateau Marmont. I was pissing blood for days. Did I make a scene?"
"His video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed."
Perez then responded to John's Twitters and it turned into a he twitted, he twitted free for all.
P:"John, That's real funny! Ha ha! And I'm sure you also think I "deserved" to get hit!"
J: "Perez, Not true. In fact I'd like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you'll have the situational awareness not to get in someone's face."
J: "I also want to train you in an old martial art called "Never Call A Black Dude a F***** Jitsu."
P: "Dude, I get it. I GET IT. But it's not fucking funny to me. Karma would be me losing my site and going bankrupt or what have u."
J: "agreed. So let's meet up this week and I'll give you your first krav maga instruction. We'll break the event down and learn..."
P: :"Karma is NOT getting punched in the face!"
J: "1. de-escalation tactics. 2.Creating distance. Instuctives ("get back!" placing the hand out) 3. Combined block and attack...."
J: "by understanding the genetics of a violent incident you can learn to avoid them. And if you can't, you will learn to end them."
P: "I can never tell if ur being sincere or not. It doesnt matter. Have Harley email me contact info for this so I can do on my own."
P: "I cant DM (direct message) u and Im not trying to play this out publicly. B well. I dont wish u harm. I talk shit but I sincerely wish no 1 harm."
(Cough cough. Not trying to play it out publicly? Yeaaaa. Ok Back to the story.)
J:" This will be the last public mention of it. You know how to find me. Words have cause and effect, even if the effect is wrong."
J: "from the heart, what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can't blog the world, my friend."
P: "I totally did experience a lack of control - on the part of Will.I.Am and his road manager! I agree with you 100%!"
J: "people don't want to see you hurt, they want to see you experience something equalizing."
P: "And people DO want to see me hurt. That's what I've been reading over and over again. But it's cool. I'll be back 2 normal tomm."
J: "Yah, you're not getting it... OOH! OK. It's like the Matrix. You live in the Perez Matrix. You wrote the program, you can fly."
P: "Once again, we agree! I live in my own world. And in my world, I would never punch someone. And in my world, that's illegal!"
J: "then you leave the Matrix, and oh, what the hell, you're not gonna get it. You're a sweet guy though."
P: "Also, in my world, if someone repeatedly talks shit about me, I ignore them or TALK as much shit back. But that's just me."
J: "you might have a gash on your face for a few more days, but the real healing? It's happening right now."
P: "All I really care about in this world is doing right by my family and my dog, and sharing and listening to music."
J: "now you sit down behind that Tandy computer and you hash out a Doogie diary. Be sure to pause, think, and keep typing."
J: "because today, the fourth wall came crashing down. Mario, you are human. I call upon Twitter to be kind to you. #perezisokbyme"
P: "I'm not human! Im a monster! Good night, John Mayer."
J: "Good night Perez, you dumb shit. #perezisokbyme"
John, you rock.-Dr.FB