Drfunkenberry.com
4Mar
2010
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Not Cool! Perez Hilton Calls Megan Fox A Slut!

Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo: RollingStone.com

Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo: RollingStone.com

Perez. Perez. Perez.  When are you going to shut your pie-hole?

Megan Fox did an interview recently where she stated she only had 2 sexual partners; her child-hood sweetheart and and her long-time boyfriend and friend of the site Brian Austin Green.

She stated: “I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”

Perez then called her a whore and said she is not including all the rub and tugs she did to get film roles.  GTFOOHWTBS!

Perez, where is your proof buddy?  It is that kind of stupidity where if a woman is raped and she was dressing provocatively, you would say she was wanting it, right?   Fail Perez! 

I don't care of she had trouble on sets of movies and said crap about directors.  That is unprofessional of her but YOU, cross the line you dumb motard!  (Just so because I have a feeling you don't know what a motard is Perez, it's someone who is more than retarded.)

I would say let's meet up at The Grove and have it out but your all talk no action self would try to sue me and bitch down. 

Man, Sam Rubin was right. Pull those panties out of your behind and stop being a talentless jackass.  You look like a poor man's Buster Poindexter. 

Don't ever call a woman a slut because she said she only had 2 lovers.  Who gives a crap if she had 2 or 20.  Who are you? 

Also, instead of talking crap about ME to assistants, why don't you contact me yourself?  You know how.  Perez, you know I will lay the verbal smack-down on you so bad it would be like I am Chris Brown and you are Rihanna. 

They just got tired of your demands and calling their clients sluts and understand there is no future in your funk.-Dr.FB

P.S. To Sam Rubin, anytime KTLA wants me on, I'll be there.

Comments (4)
  1. Megan Fox is a gorgeous woman. IMO she is certainly a face of beauty.

  2. Doctor!

    You are a genius! I didn’t realize you specialized in proctology. “Ouch!” says Perez. Don’t stuff it in there too long, he’ll relax into a long, soft “mmmmmm”

    Rihanna had to get a laugh off of that reference too.

    Brilliant. Just brilliant.

  3. This is juvenile. The insults, the references, the misspellings and the incorrect use of words….ugh. You’re both ignorant.

  4. OK, I am still laughing at the Chris Brown Rihanna reference. It gave me the oh damn look when I saw it.

    Perez keeps crossing the line and it really is not entertaining at all anymore. That guy is so over.

    Honestly, I love your site doc because it seperates the gossip and the celeb news and it doesn’t get twisted into one.

    Kudos to you for sticking up for Megan and other women. He doesn’t relize what effect those comments have on women and young girls who might be fans of Megan.


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