Caption This: Megan Fox

Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Entertainment on March 11th, 2010 by drfunkenberry
Megan Fox Outtake.

Megan Fox Outtake. Photo: Harper's Bazaar

 Go ahead.  Give us your best caption for this photo.

Thank you Harper’s Bazaar for releasing this image of Megan Fox.-Dr.FB

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Not Cool! Perez Hilton Calls Megan Fox A Slut!

Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Entertainment on March 4th, 2010 by drfunkenberry

Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo: RollingStone.com

Perez. Perez. Perez.  When are you going to shut your pie-hole?

Megan Fox did an interview recently where she stated she only had 2 sexual partners; her child-hood sweetheart and and her long-time boyfriend and friend of the site Brian Austin Green.

She stated: “I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”

Perez then called her a whore and said she is not including all the rub and tugs she did to get film roles.  GTFOOHWTBS!

Perez, where is your proof buddy?  It is that kind of stupidity where if a woman is raped and she was dressing provocatively, you would say she was wanting it, right?   Fail Perez! 

I don’t care of she had trouble on sets of movies and said crap about directors.  That is unprofessional of her but YOU, cross the line you dumb motard!  (Just so because I have a feeling you don’t know what a motard is Perez, it’s someone who is more than retarded.)

I would say let’s meet up at The Grove and have it out but your all talk no action self would try to sue me and bitch down. 

Man, Sam Rubin was right. Pull those panties out of your behind and stop being a talentless jackass.  You look like a poor man’s Buster Poindexter. 

Don’t ever call a woman a slut because she said she only had 2 lovers.  Who gives a crap if she had 2 or 20.  Who are you? 

Also, instead of talking crap about ME to assistants, why don’t you contact me yourself?  You know how.  Perez, you know I will lay the verbal smack-down on you so bad it would be like I am Chris Brown and you are Rihanna. 

They just got tired of your demands and calling their clients sluts and understand there is no future in your funk.-Dr.FB

P.S. To Sam Rubin, anytime KTLA wants me on, I’ll be there.

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Megan Fox Has Trust Issues

Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Entertainment on February 16th, 2010 by drfunkenberry
Megan Fox. Photo: Emporio Armani Underwear

Megan Fox. Photo: Emporio Armani Underwear

Megan Fox graces the cover of the new W magazine and talked about some of her insecurities in Hollywood.

“I feel intimidated by fashion. I hate doing photo shoots.”  “I have no confidence, and because of that I’m always second-guessing myself.”

She also doesn’t trust anyone in the entertainment business, especially other women.

“I especially don’t trust girls in this industry, because it’s incredibly competitive, and I’m just not interested.”

Megan Fox is the girl who has way more guy friends than girl friends, that much is fairly obvious.  Megan Fox is gorgeous but her insecurities are things that other women can relate to. 

 Seriously, look for posed photos of Megan and you will see her always hiding her thumbs, a body part of hers she is very self conscious of.  Some things in life, we can never get over, weather it is your body or even your thumbs.-Dr.FB

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Megan Fox Heats Up Armani

Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Entertainment on January 12th, 2010 by drfunkenberry

Megan Fox. Photo: Armani

Megan Fox. Photo: Armani

Here are just released photos from Megan Fox’s Armani campaign for their Spring/Summer 2010 Jeans promotion. 

Needless to say, very hot and jeanless.-Dr.FB

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Still Going Strong….

Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Entertainment, Movies on October 13th, 2009 by drfunkenberry
 Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are still together, even after the cameras caught them, Megan went the other way.

Does her being with him affect her draw of males to her movies? Nope. Now, if she was a brand spanking new actress or singer, I would say yes. I don’t think any guy says “oh, I am not going to see the new Megan Fox movie because she is dating BAG. I am not going to see it because it sucks.”

See, that sounds more likely. Am I wrong? Just check out Jennifer’s Body, which was D.O.A. at the box office. Sorry Diabo Cody, but it was.-Dr.FB

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Transformers 3 Set For July 2011 Release

Posted in Celebrity News, Entertainment, Movies on October 2nd, 2009 by drfunkenberry
Transformers 2

Transformers

Transformers 3 will be out July 1st, 2011, it was announced a short time ago after Michael Bay met at George Lucas’s ILM Effects House in San Fancisco.

Returning to the movie will be Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox.

 If it sucks as much as Transformers 2 did, do us a favor and don’t make it.-Dr.FB

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Video: Megan Fox Being Foxy

Posted in Celebrity News, Entertainment, Fashion on October 1st, 2009 by drfunkenberry

Here is Megan Fox getting ready for the Nylon Magazine IT Issue Photo shoot.

You like?-Dr.FB

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Ryan Reynolds To Host SNL With Lady Gaga

Posted in Celebrity News, Entertainment, Music, Television on September 28th, 2009 by drfunkenberry
Ryan Reynolds & LadyGaga. Photo: Zap2it.com

Ryan Reynolds & LadyGaga. Photo: Zap2it.com

Just knowing this is making me forget how whack Saturday Night Live with Megan Fox and U2 was. Yes she is hot, but she never made me care for any skit she was in. Next week, I will not have that problem.

Ryan Reynolds will be hosting Saturday Night Live with musical guest, the wacky outfitted but musically talented Lady Gaga. U2 just doesn’t do it for me. I have never seen them live but their music hasn’t moved since 2001. Gaga will be performing a brand new song on the show.

Ryan is too cool for school and will provide the laughs while bringing the sexy, something Megan needs help in.  Lady Gaga will bring us a WTF, even if she surprises us and just shows up wearing something normal but still kills it. Like that will happen.

Will you be watching?-Dr.FB

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Video: Saturday Night Live’s Megan’s Roommate

Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Entertainment, Movies on September 28th, 2009 by drfunkenberry

Here is the only watchable clip of this Saturday Night Live. So what if a girl said f*** instead of frick? It was still hellalame. We learned that Megan Fox can look pretty and act but it still sucked.

I also like this clip because I am always glad when Brian Austin Green gets work. Did you watch Saturday Night Live? What did you think?-Dr.FB

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Megan Really Is Crazy Like A Fox

Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Entertainment, Television on September 17th, 2009 by drfunkenberry
Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo: RollingStone.com

Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo: RollingStone.com

Great. Not only is Megan Fox a hot one, she is crazy too. You know what means then; she must be amazing in bed!

In the new Rolling Stone magazine, she threatens to kill boyfriend Brian Austin Green all the time when they argue.  She says she was a cutter but wasn’t really a cutter. Let’s see, you cut you wrist on the regular, Megan, you silly girl, you are a cutter.

Just to lure you in, she claims to be really insecure and if you remember her comments on the Golden Globe Red Carpet that she isn’t pretty and feels like Alan Alda in drag. Wow. That would be one ugly tranny. Not like soup at all. She claims to be bi-sexual. Not buying it yet, regardless of her making out with a girl in her latest movie, Jennifer’s Body.

Classic quote though?  “Men are afraid of Vaginas.” Um, Megan, spend a night with me. Trust me. I may be afraid of a camera, but I am NOT afraid of your vagina. Lady Gaga’s? Just a little bit.-Dr.FB

Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo:RollingStone.com

Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo:RollingStone.com

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