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8Aug
2012
7

Country Superstar Threatened To Shoot & Kill Police While Naked; Mug Shot Revealed!


Country Superstar Randy Travis was arrested last night in Tioga, Texas for driving while intoxicated. He also threatened to shoot and kill the troopers who arrested him last night, all while buck-naked.

Travis was driving a 1998 Trans-Am (REALLY?) and his car smashed into barricades. Randy himself was lying in the middle of the street. When Travis was put into the back of the trooper car, he was naked and rode bareback. That is when he started with the threats.

The above shot is Travis's official mug shot. The bruises and black eye are from the car accident.

Travis has posted bail at $21,500 and has been released.

Who would thought back in the day that Travis would be racking up these kind of records? This is Travis's 2nd DWI arrest this year.-DocFB

22Dec
2011
30

Adam Lambert Arrested After “Fight” With Boyfriend

Adam Lambert & Sauli Koskinen. Photo: Flynetonline.com
Adam Lambert & Sauli Koskinen. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Adam Lambert & Sauli Koskinen. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Pop star Adam Lambert was arrested in Finland after a skirmish with his boyfriend Sauli Koskinen. Contrary to other reports, the fight was small and there was no violence on Lambert's part.

After seeing the Daily Mail quote a blogger who shall remain nameless about what happened who wasn't there, we decided to take to Twitter and track down a few people who were in Finland and knew what really happened.

It does appear that Adam and Sauli were intoxicated and did fight outside a gay bar titled "Don't Tell Momma" early Thursday morning.  Another couple tried to get involved to break it up and Adam swung at the woman, but the woman says Adam swung at her accidentally and did not do it intentionally.  Adam was emotional and apologized to the woman.  Keep in mind, these people who were involved know both Adam and Sauli. One Twitter user had more info than others so thank you to Illuxxia

It seems like it was more of a yelling match then say fisticuffs. It is a minor incident and was not violent, despite what that other dumb blogger says.

This is highly unlike Adam.  It is not like Adam and I are BFF.  However, I have seen him at several events in Los Angeles and he is always quite the gentleman.  Taking time to talk to young fans and pose for pictures.  He is friendly and down to earth.  Always a thank you and a please when asking for things.  Basically, a lot in Hollywood and former Idol winners could take a lesson from Adam.

As I stated before, this is not like Adam.  Everyone has an off night and for Adam, this was a case of being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Adam is coming off quite a successful year with his new single "Better Than I Know Myself" which is rising up the charts with a video to follow in January 2012.  He rocked the Euro MTV Awards performing with Queen and is putting finishing touches on his next album "Trespassing" which will feature songs with Nikka Costa and Nile Rodgers.  The album is due for release in March 2012 and we have a feeling tonight's actions will be barely remembered by then.

When we have more info, we will pass it on.  Sauili has been released and said it was "drunk hugging" more than a fight.-DocFB

Diagnosis:  We Got You Adam.......

Update:  Both Adam and Saulili have been released and were not charged and are downplaying everything.

18Nov
2011
1

Pointer Sister Gets “Jump”ed By Police For Drug Possession

Bonnie Pointer File Photo
Bonnie Pointer File Photo

Bonnie Pointer File Photo

We knew they wanted a man with a slow hand but Pointer Sister Bonnie Pointer wanted something else as she was busted for drugs last night in Los Angeles.

61-year-old Bonnie Pointer was arrested last night for felony possession of a controlled substance after midnight today.  Bonnie was booked and released on $10,000 bail before 5 a.m.

This comes on the news of sister Anita Pointer being diagnosed with cancer.

Get your ish together n act right!-DocFB

Diagnosis:  Now we know why she's still doing the "Neutron Dance" solo

2Aug
2011
4

Samantha Ronson Arrested; Smirky Mug Shot Photo Released

Samantha Ronson Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Samantha Ronson Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Samantha Ronson was arrested yesterday for DUI outside Baker, California coming back from Las Vegas.  When getting booked and taking her mug shot, she just smirked.

Guess it is better than smiling or just standing there.  I don't know.  Hope I never get arrested and have to think about how I want to pose for my mug shot. 

She was only giving a field sobriety test and refused the breathalyzer test.  Her friends are saying that she has been acting weird lately.  Her brother, Mark Ronson, was the producer of Amy Winehouse's "Back To Black" CD and has called Amy his musical soul mate. 

We wonder if Samantha's problems may have been brought on by her and her brother's loss of the singer.  Samantha is also the ex-girlfriend of Lindsay Lohan. 

Regardless of the situation, we hope Sam is ok, smirk and all.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Should Have Given Us The Zohan Blue Steel Look

12Jul
2011
9

Michael Jackson’s Daughter Paris, Chased By Paparazzi

Paris Jackson. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Paris Jackson. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Paris Jackson. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

This is so not cool.  Paris Jackson, Michael Jackson's daughter, was being chased by paparazzi earlier today.  The incident happened earlier today where it is being reported they ran several red lights in order to catch up to the  Jackson.  The photo above of Paris was taken last month and not from the incident.

Were the paps arrested? READ MORE HERE>>>

They were pulled over for reckless driving because of chasing her but because the cops did not see the incident, after they were handcuffed, they were let go. 

A crime report was filled out and forwarded to the L.A. City Attorney for possible prosecution.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Not My Type Of Thriller

Update:  No incident report will be filled due to lack of evidence.  Paris can sue them herselves if she wants to.

17Apr
2011
2

Nic Cage Arrested After Taunting Police; Dog The Bounty Hunter Post’s Cage’s Bail

Nic Cage. File Photo
Nic Cage. File Photo

Nic Cage. File Photo

Nic Cage was arrested in New Orleans after arguing with his wife about where they lived.  Cage could not remember where he and his wife's apartment was in New Orleans as police were called.  Police were just asking the Cage's to go home but Cage taunted police to arrest him...and so they did.

Hours before, Cage walked into a tattoo parlor wanting a tat but also telling the at the parlor that he could not remember where he lived and seemed very intoxicated.

Cage was charged with domestic abuse because of taunting the police.  It does not appear that he hit his wife.

His bail was set at $11,000 and was paid by, get this, Dog The Bounty Hunter.  Wow. 

Cage was in jail for about 8 hours.  No further information on the charges that were filed are available.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  The Honeymoon Is Over

Dog The Bounty Hunter File Photo

Dog The Bounty Hunter File Photo

2Sep
2010
4

T.I. & Tiny Arrested For Pot And Sizzurp

T.I. & Tiny. File Photo
T.I. & Tiny. File Photo

T.I. & Tiny. File Photo

This is not good news for T.I. who just got out of jail and is on 3 years probation.

T.I. and his wife Tameka "Tiny" Cottle were arrested on Sunset Boulevard here in L.A. last night.

They pulled T.I. over for a traffic violation and smelled pot coming from the car.  Inside the car, there were styrofoam cups that reportedly had sizzurp inside.  What is sizzurp?  If you are from the South, you may already know. 

Sizzurp is called a purple drank....not drink...drank...that has codeine in it. 

L.A. County would not confirm that was found but photos and video obtained by TMZ shows the cups.

T.I. and Tiny were booked and have been released on $10,000 bail.-Dr.FB

28Aug
2010
5

Paris Hilton Arrested For Cocaine Possesion

Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton. Photo: GettyImages.com

Paris Hilton was arrested late Friday night in Las Vegas for cocaine possession.  Her boyfriend Cy Waits was arrested for DUI.

She has already hired high-powered Vegas lawyer David Chesnoff and he was able to get Paris out of jail without posting bail, which could mean the cocaine found was a very small amount.  Guess it was used, but by who?

The purse that was with Paris in the car, she is claiming it is not hers and is someone else's.  She used that excuse when pot was found on her last month in South Africa. 

So do you think the cocaine belongs to Paris or is it really someone else's purse?-Dr.FB

12Aug
2010
2

George Michael Gets Arrested For Pot Possession; DUI

George Michael File Photo

George Michael File Photo

Stop me if you heard this one before!

George Michael has been arrested for possession of pot and for driving under the influence. 

This comes a month after he drove his car into a photo store last month.

I worry about George!  Why do I have a feeling the guy has to be constantly touring or being constantly busy to not get into trouble?  A gifted singer and songwriter.   I mean why couldn't it be Ke$ha instead?  I kid.  I would not wish that on anyone.

Get some help George please.-Dr.FB