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13Aug
2013
3

Yowza! Lady Gaga Goes Ass Out For #Applause

Lady Gaga Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Lady Gaga is back....and has back. If you didn't see enough of her body in that video last week, she made sure you got a look at her ass. Shall you hold your "Applause" for Gaga?

"Applause" was released a week early due to leaks and can be heard everywhere. We like the song better than someone else's song who was released a day or 2 before. We LOVE them both but have to be real.

Lady Gaga Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

As we reported last night, Gaga took Micky's in West Hollywood last night to shoot her lyric video for "Applause" and we posted a few things from it on our Twitter feed last night.

If you haven't heard "Applause" yet (What is wrong with you?!?!) and also want a close up of Gaga's back side, click here....

30Aug
2012
1

Gaga Gets back At Madonna…..By Flashing Her Butt? Winning?

So by now, you've heard that during Madonna's MDNA tour, she either takes out her breast and exposes it to the audience or flashes her 54 year old in shape booty. All the while, she takes a jab at Lady Gaga for "Born This Way" sounding too similar to her own hit "Express Yourself" from the 80's.

Well, Gaga had enough this week. She flashed her own butt at her show and said: " 'I don’t give a f*** what people say. We don’t give a f***. We know the truth." This is a direct response to "I Don't Give A" by Madonna.

Gaga's butt is quite athletic. Madonna's seems pretty tight. Wait. Aren't we supposed to be talking about their tours and the music here? Well, if they want that, lift up your pants!

Quick! Someone make sure that Elton John doesn't try to start pulling down his pants at his concerts soon.

Whose side (cheeks) are U on?-DocFB

23Nov
2009
5

Jennifer Lopez Falls On Her Butt At AMA’s

If you get the West Coast feed of the American Music Awards, you missed Jennifer Lopez fall on her luscious butt during her performance.

You know, if it wasn't edited out, I may not have posted a video just about her falling on the wonderful bootie, but when you pull something like that, you bringing attention to it.

Like J.Lo really needed her butt getting her more attention. Thanks ABC and it's censors for bringing more attention to it.-Dr.FB

11Nov
2009
4

Kourtney Kardashian Worries About Pregnancy Weight Gain

Kourtney Kardashian & Khloe Kardashian  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Kourtney Kardashian & Khloe Kardashian  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Kourtney Kardashian & Khloe Kardashian Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Kim, Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian kept up with each other while roller skating in Santa Barbara last night. 

Kourtney Kardashian is worried that she is gaining too much weight in her pregnancy.  We are not.

We know that when the baby is born, it will weigh about 8 pounds, 5 ounces..and that will all be in the baby's ass!

I am not saying, I am just sayin'.-Dr.FB

11Sep
2009
6

David Beckham Pulls A Fast One

David Beckham At Airport. Photo: FlynetOnline.com
David Beckham At Airport. Photo: FlynetOnline.com

David Beckham At Airport. Photo: FlynetOnline.com

Did David Beckham pull a fast one while at London's Heathrow Airport? I think he did.

It looks to me like David pulled the whole I am talking on the phone so the people taking my picture can't ask me question like what it's like to be so freaking hot. (Now, repeat what I said in a British accent either in your head or out loud.) You can see him saying that can't you?)

Her still gives a look like he just saw some hot girl across the terminal and gave her the "If you meet me by the loo in 5 minutes, I will give you the best 7 minutes of you life. Why? Because I'm Beckham witch!"

Now for all those women who say they hate it when men wear baggy pants, look at Beckham's jeans hanging below his kicks. You aren't hating on that are you?

My jeans hang that low too but only because I have no ass to support it. Seriously, I feel sorry for any girl who turns around to get a look at my butt. There is nothing there for them to look at. Why are you still reading this? Go and look at David again. It's OK. I know. I know. It's Beckham witch!-Dr.FB

8Jun
2009
1

Who Is Putting The Ass In Class Now?

The Ass In Class Shot.  Photo: Splashnewsonline.com
The Ass In Class Shot.  Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

The Ass In Class Shot. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

So which "reality TV star" was giving us more than an eyeful while shopping for shoes in New York?

Hint: It's someone who used to be on "The Hills".  For the answer: