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10Aug
2011
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Ashton Kutcher Already The “Highest Paid” Actor On TV?

Cast Of 2 And A Half Men Promo Poster. Photo: Warner Bros. Television
Cast Of 2 And A Half Men Promo Poster. Photo: Warner Bros. Television

Cast Of 2 And A Half Men Promo Poster. Photo: Warner Bros. Television

Ashton Kutcher is winning the cast, workers and producers of the shows over.  After just one episode, Kutcher is getting a pay raise for "2 And A Half Men" replacing Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen was the highest paid actor on Television, pulling in a cool $1.25 million per episode and with back-end money, was getting close to $2 million per episode. 

Although Ashton is pulling in around $825,000 per episode, he will get the back-end deals that Sheen was getting which will put Ashton at around $1 million per episode. 

We wonder if he sings "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry every morning when he wakes up next to Demi Moore?  Seriously.  He is not only the highest paid actor on TV, but also one of the luckiest.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Dude, Where's My Check?

7Oct
2010
0

Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Enjoy 3somes? New Star Report!

Wow.  I cannot believe this.  I also cannot believe The Huffington Post featured it.  Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore have an open marriage and enjoy 3somes?

CHECK OUT THE STORY HERE!

Do you believe it?-Dr.FB

22Sep
2010
3

Smoke Or Fire? People Magazine Covers Ashton Cheating On Demi Story

Demi Moore. Photo: People.com
Demi Moore. Photo: People.com

Demi Moore. Photo: People.com

This is NOT good.  When Star Magazine claimed that Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore a few weeks ago and he right out the bat threatened to sue for slander, we were like, "Yea, we can't see Ashton cheating on Demi."  Then Star went with another girl who claimed to have been with Ashton.  No take-back of the story, but another girl. 

We were wondering why Ashton didn't file yet.  Now, People Magazine is covering the story saying the couple is happy in public but very angry behind the scenes.

It seems there is a "don't ask, don't tell" thing going on with friends who know the truth. 

The couple is celebrating their 5th anniversary this week.  When the couple first got married, the age difference was brought in big time as she was one of the first women in Hollywood at the time to marry a younger man. 

So here we are, several weeks later, no lawsuits filed against Star and now People covering it.  We like them together and hope it is not true but as they say, where there is smoke there is fire.

Do you think Ashton cheated on Demi?-Dr.FB

28Jun
2010
2

Zac Efron & Other Stars Come Out For Dodgers/Yankees Series

Zac Efron, Demi Moore, & Ashton Kutcher. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Zac Efron, Demi Moore, & Ashton Kutcher. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Zac Efron, Demi Moore, & Ashton Kutcher. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Let me say this right off the bat.  Major League Baseball, PLEASE make this a yearly thing!!!

I was at one of the Los Angeles Dodger versus New York Yankees games this weekend and I have never heard a crowd like that at a regular season Dodger game.   Whoever is in charge, the rivalry is not dead and make sure it isn't by making this a yearly inter-league series.  30 years is way too long.

That being said, there was major star power there this weekend and no, Gaga was not there wearing a Yankee jersey and nothing else.

Instead, we had Zac Efron, Demi Moore, and Ashton Kutcher all at the game.  It appears Zac and Demi were rooting for the Yankees and Ashton had the Chicago bears football team on his mind...at a baseball game.  Way to think outside of the batters box Kutcher.

The visiting Yankees took the series from the home team Dodgers 2-1 after giving up a pretty safe lead last night. 

As much as I love A-Rod and Jeter and the Yankees, I am a hometown boy n I was rooting for my Dodgers.  Didn't help much, did it?-Dr.FB

26Oct
2009
2

Scene & Heard

The stars came out for U2 at the Rose Bowl over the weekend as close to a 100,000 people attended the concert. David Beckham, Demi Moore, Ben Stiller, Kellan Lutz, Colin Farrel, Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt were in attendance.........

Morrissey collapsed onstage at a concert in Swindon, UK and was rushed to the hospital for breathing difficulties. Morrissey has had a few health problems on this tour but I am told he is stable and is OK. I hope so. No word on any other shows getting cancelled or postponed at this time......

The  Jonas Brothers performed at Caribbean Island of the Dominican Republic, rocking out their biggest hits after a press conference for the event.....

I got this tip through my cell Saturday afternoon: "Amy Winehouse is serving pints behind bar at Hawley Arms right now!" I did request pics but they were afraid Amy might go after them and start a fight, so they just decided to enjoy their pints and be amazed by what happened. I can't blame them. How cool is that though to show up at a bar and a celeb is behind serving them to you?........

Ivanka Trump got married this weekend to Jared Kushner, who is the publisher of the New York Observer. They were married at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, NJ..........

Katy Perry celebrated her 25th birthday, throwing a white halloween party that saw the likes there such as boyfriend Russell Brand, Tayor Swift and Perez HitlerHilton. With that last name, I guess it was a substandard event. Still, we wish Katy a happy and sexy 25th birthday.

The Hollywood burglar bunch has been caught. Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge, Paris Hilton and Orlando Bloom were some of the victims......

The mom of the Balloon Boy admitted the whole thing was indeed a hoax. No need to mention their name and give them more time......

A girl that has been missing since attending a Metallica concert had more money put into the search to find her. Metallica has put up 50 Grand to find the missing girl. Hope this helps find her.......

-Dr.FB

6Jul
2009
1

Celebs Attend Diddy Combs And Ashton Kutcher’s White Party

Carey and Cannon Getty
Carey and Cannon Getty

Carey and Cannon Getty

Sean "Diddy" Combs joined forces with Ashton Kutcher to raise awareness for "Malaria No More" in Beverly Hills on Saturday, July 4.

The annual White Party reportedly took place at a private residence and included celebrity guests Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon, Lil Kim, Chris Brown,  Lindsay Lohan, Tyrese and Russell Brand, just to name a few.

Demi and Ashton Getty

Demi and Ashton Getty

Russell and Diddy Getty

Russell and Diddy Getty

26May
2009
1

Demi Moore Keeps It Real & That’s The Tooth!

Demi Moore, The Toothless Beauty.  Photo: Demi Moore Via Twitter
Demi Moore, The Toothless Beauty.  Photo: Demi Moore Via Twitter

Demi Moore, The Toothless Beauty. Photo: Demi Moore Via Twitter

Demi Moore took a photo of herself in her dentist chair with her front tooth clearly missing. 

She posted on her Twitter this message; "Happy to share and always appreciate the opportunity to find humilty!!! Or at least be able to laugh at myself!"

Wonder if she feels humility knowing she spelled that word wrong.  Not like I am one to talk to followers of this blog. Waiting for the follow up photo of her fine self with a full grill.-Dr.FB

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