Lady Gaga being chased by the paparazzi while she strolls by them in her Louis Vuitton wheelchair? Yea, right!
In all seriousness, Lady Gaga is recovering from hip surgery and just celebrated her 27th birthday last week.
But not wanting to be seen when you are rocking the LV wheelchair? Come on now!
We digged you when you were singing about the paps like above.-DocFB
Diagnosis: Get better Gaga but don't hide if your chair is made out of Vuitton!
The poster above is from "Machete Kills" where Sofia Vergara stars in as Desdemona, a film by Robert Rodriguez.
The photo below is of Lady Gaga in concert a couple of years ago.Lady GaGa WireImage.com
Which one would you rather get shot by?-DocFB
Diagnosis: Baby, you're a firework!
Lady Gaga Has cancelled the rest of her Born This Way Ball Tour as the singer has a labral tear of her right hip.
Here is the official announcement:
Live Nation Global Touring has confirmed that the remainder of the Lady Gaga Born This Way Ball performances have been cancelled.
After additional tests this morning to review the severity of the issue, it has been determined that Lady Gaga has a labral tear of the right hip. She will need surgery to repair the problem, followed by strict down time to recover. This unfortunately, will force her to cancel the tour, so she can heal.
Refunds for the cancelled performances will be available at point of purchase starting Feb 14, 2013.
Keep in mind, she was touring with this injury for the past month. Wow. Feel better Gaga.-DocFB
Diagnosis: Red One....painkillers....
Lady gaga has just postponed 3 shows, in Chicago, Detroit, and Hamilton, scheduled for this week. Gaga has been suffering from an injury and hiding it for the past month. The pain became too much and she revealed the injury.
Gaga has just released this statement:
There's an unfortunate announcement coming out right now, concerning myself and the Born This Way Ball. Im so sorry. I barely know what to say. I've been hiding a show injury and chronic pain for sometime now, over the past month it has worsened. I've been praying it would heal. I hid it from my staff, I didn't want to disappoint my amazing fans. However after last nights performance I could not walk and still can't.
To the fans in Chicago Detroit & Hamilton I hope you can forgive me, as it is nearly impossible for me to forgive myself. Im devastated & sad. It will hopefully heal as soon as possible, I hate this. I hate this so much. I love you and Im sorry.
She is suffering from synovitis -- a type of joint inflammation. Live Nation states the dates will be made up.-DocFB
Diagnosis: Get well soon Gaga....
Lady Gaga's "Born This Way Ball" tour is about to hit the States and although the tickets have been on sale for a while, they are not selling well.
A report states that StubHub, Ticketmaster's ticket selling site for higher priced tickets, is actually selling Lady Gaga tour tickets for around $23.00. The cheapest ticket on Ticketmaster is usually $60.00 and the most expensive is $200.00.
The "Born This Way Ball" American Tour starts in Tacoma on January 14th and there are still hundreds of tickets left for face value.
If you are wanting to see Gaga, you might actually want to wait til the day of to get a good deal.
Why are the U.S. tickets selling so poorly compared to the overseas tour, which was one of the top 5 tours of 2012?
Did she tour too soon after the "Monster Ball" tour?-DocFB
Diagnosis: My Live Nation contact will say no tickets are left for media when she gets to L.A. Just watch....
So by now, you've heard that during Madonna's MDNA tour, she either takes out her breast and exposes it to the audience or flashes her 54 year old in shape booty. All the while, she takes a jab at Lady Gaga for "Born This Way" sounding too similar to her own hit "Express Yourself" from the 80's.
Well, Gaga had enough this week. She flashed her own butt at her show and said: " 'I don’t give a f*** what people say. We don’t give a f***. We know the truth." This is a direct response to "I Don't Give A" by Madonna.
Gaga's butt is quite athletic. Madonna's seems pretty tight. Wait. Aren't we supposed to be talking about their tours and the music here? Well, if they want that, lift up your pants!
Quick! Someone make sure that Elton John doesn't try to start pulling down his pants at his concerts soon.
Whose side (cheeks) are U on?-DocFB
This video is rather entertaining. We thought at first that the first girl we saw was Lady Gaga dressed rather normally. Nope. There she was wearing something close to what the Hamburglar would wear. Then, a fan, runs at her and her bodyguards throw the fool hard against the glass.
The fan or autograph hound made a bee-line for the music superstar and you just can't do that. Who knows what the heck you have in your hand. This happened in Romania by the way.
Plus, with PETA threatening Gaga lately, it may have been someone trying to flour-bomb her. The guy just was not thinking.
Gaga seemed to be very surprised by the person running up to her and how fast her bodyguards reacted.
We tried to reach Gaga and the Hamburglar regarding the incident. So far, no response from either.-DocFB