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21Jul
2011
2

Yum, Yum Gimme Some… Of Audrina Patridge For Bongo

Audrina Patridge. Photo: Bongo
Audrina Patridge. Photo: Bongo

Audrina Patridge. Photo: Bongo

Yum, yum, gimme some.  Wait.  I didn't just type that, right?  I mean, I am thinking it in my head, but I am not typing it, am I?  Audrina Patridge looks amazing in the new photo shoot for the Bongo Clothing Line at Sears at K-Mart, but I would be more professional than to say yum, yum gimme some. 

I would tell you that this look, you know, the ones with the jeans and heels and no top is very fashionable this Fall along with the other designs below.  I would be posting this for fashion sense and not that I would hope that Audrina would appear in my hallway wearing just that..with maybe one of my hats.  Yea, and then talk about how she used to be on the reality TV show "The Hills" which used to be on MTV.  That would be professional.

Audrina Patridge. Photo: Bongo

Audrina Patridge. Photo: Bongo

Yea, that wouldn't be like me to say that at all.  It would be me to say I guess it is cool to shop at Sears and K-Mart if you are going to look as hot as Miss Patridge in the Bongo clothing line.  For sure, I would say that.  Just glad I did not type yum, yum gimme some and kept it in my head.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Oh....Wait....

Audrina Patridge. Photo: Bongo

Audrina Patridge. Photo: Bongo

12Oct
2010
0

Dancing With The Stars Acoustic Review

Florence Henderson File Photo
Florence Henderson File Photo

Florence Henderson File Photo

Hey everyone! Ok, let's cut to the chase....Dancing with the Stars. Stage in the round. Acoustic Night. 2 sets of score. YAWN.
Is this really necessary? I mean, changing the stage and an acoustic only band?? C'mon! That's not the only change tonight, and now we have to endure 2 sets of score tonight. One set for technique and the other for performance. So it was best out of 60 tonight. Listen, the original formula works, so let's please stick to that!! However, once again we were in for some great dances and some train wrecks. However...I am shocked to inform you...there were more great dances tonight!

The night started off with everyone's good-looking uncle, Kurt Warner and his partner Anna T. They danced the Rumba. Kurt shocked us tonight by giving us some great hip action. The crowd was screaming whenever he shimmed his hips slowly from side to side. As a Christian man he sure knows how to be sexy. GOOD GOD is right. Although he got a 34 out of 60, 15 for technique and 19 for the performance, he is still one of my favorites.

5Oct
2010
1

Dancing With The Stars Week 3 Review

Tony Dovolani & Audrina Patridge. Promotional Photo
Tony Dovolani & Audrina Patridge. Promotional Photo

Tony Dovolani & Audrina Patridge. Promotional Photo

"Story Night" was the theme on tonight's Dancing with Stars and with the dramatic exit of Michael Bolton last week, tonight's show lacked the drama but made for some interesting and not so interesting dance routines.
Up first was the front runner Jennifer Grey. Surprisingly she was a little out of sync at times, but she is so damn like-able that you can for sure over look those little fumbles. She and her partner Derek Hough did a "student has a crush on the teacher routine". It was cute, but honestly, it wasn't really memorable to me. I think she really should have sexed it up with a sexier outfit or something...it just lacked the excitement we have been used to from her. But she managed to score a 24 out of 30, so good for her!

5Oct
2010
0

Video: Audrina Patridge Dances With Her Heart

Audrina Patridge finally showed up on Dancing With The Stars this week looking stunning on the dance floor and in her dress.

Tony Dovolani and Audrina looked great together and got the highest score of the night.

Check it out above n let me know what you think.-Dr.FB

28Sep
2010
1

Dancing With The Stars Week #2 Review

Jennifer Grey & Derek Hough Rehersal. Photo: GettyImages.com Courtesy ABC
Jennifer Grey & Derek Hough Rehersal. Photo: GettyImages.com Courtesy ABC

Jennifer Grey & Derek Hough Rehersal. Photo: GettyImages.com Courtesy ABC

Nurse IV back with my review of DTWS...week 2....or shall I say WEAK 2
Coming off of the shock of the Hoff getting turbo boosted off the show, I was looking forward to tonight's show.

Lets start off with the highly handsome Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke -- They danced the Jive to the song "Tush". I am sure the ladies wanted to see the Fox's tush, instead, the 6'7 former Laker  gave us some impressive dance moves. The jive, being such a fast dance, Foxy didn't miss a step! I was surprised by his energy and so were the judges, but they did criticize him somewhat...but being they were the first couple to perform...they got an underestimated 21 out of 30.

21Sep
2010
1

Dancing with the Stars 9/20: Premier Show Review

Dancing With The Stars Season 11 Cast Promo Photo
Dancing With The Stars Season 11 Cast Promo Photo

Dancing With The Stars Season 11 Cast Promo Photo

I was a little skeptical when I heard the list of celebs for the 11th season of Dancing with the Stars. However, after tonight's premier, I am hooked! They are all so mediocre and kinda boring, that there is no stand out...and that makes me want to see who in the hell is going to win this year.

For a full review of each contestant  jump on >>>>>>>>>>>>>

21Sep
2010
0

Video: Audrina Patridge DWTS “California Girls”

Here is Audrina Patridge and meatball Tony Dovolani got their dance on to Katy Perry's "California Girls" and it was.....interesting.

She better sex it up quick or she will be out soon.-Dr.FB

P.S. Don't forget to check out our full review.