Audrina Patridge. Photo: FHM Magazine

Audrina Patridge graces the cover of the new issue of FHM Magazine overseas and she is looking hot…if you can get past her looking at the roof all the time. 

Audrina recently got her car towed while taking acting lessons.  What?  You mean being on the Hills doesn’t count as acting.  Oh, Audrina.   We can forgive you.  Hopefully, if you look down, you can see our apology.-Dr.FB

Audrina Patridge has mace for days, b*tches, mace for days. Check out this clip above and just imagine IF celebs did do this.-Dr.FB

The stars came out for U2 at the Rose Bowl over the weekend as close to a 100,000 people attended the concert. David Beckham, Demi Moore, Ben Stiller, Kellan Lutz, Colin Farrel, Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt were in attendance………

Morrissey collapsed onstage at a concert in Swindon, UK and was rushed to the hospital for breathing difficulties. Morrissey has had a few health problems on this tour but I am told he is stable and is OK. I hope so. No word on any other shows getting cancelled or postponed at this time……

The  Jonas Brothers performed at Caribbean Island of the Dominican Republic, rocking out their biggest hits after a press conference for the event…..

I got this tip through my cell Saturday afternoon: “Amy Winehouse is serving pints behind bar at Hawley Arms right now!” I did request pics but they were afraid Amy might go after them and start a fight, so they just decided to enjoy their pints and be amazed by what happened. I can’t blame them. How cool is that though to show up at a bar and a celeb is behind serving them to you?……..

Ivanka Trump got married this weekend to Jared Kushner, who is the publisher of the New York Observer. They were married at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, NJ……….

Katy Perry celebrated her 25th birthday, throwing a white halloween party that saw the likes there such as boyfriend Russell Brand, Tayor Swift and Perez HitlerHilton. With that last name, I guess it was a substandard event. Still, we wish Katy a happy and sexy 25th birthday.

The Hollywood burglar bunch has been caught. Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge, Paris Hilton and Orlando Bloom were some of the victims……

The mom of the Balloon Boy admitted the whole thing was indeed a hoax. No need to mention their name and give them more time……

A girl that has been missing since attending a Metallica concert had more money put into the search to find her. Metallica has put up 50 Grand to find the missing girl. Hope this helps find her…….

-Dr.FB

Audrina Patridge Attends Reebok EasyTone Footwear. Photo: Getty Images

Audrina Patridge attended the new line party for  Reebok EasyTone Footwear and discussed life after “The Hills” which will air on MTV.

Filming will start at the end of the summer and could air by late winter.

Better her than Heidi Montag and Spencer Bratt Pratt.-Dr.FB

Audrina Patridge: It Does Get All Over The Place. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Either Audrina Patridge has a Carls Jr. Six Dollar Burger on her stomach or she really needs to clean out her belly-button more often.-Dr.FB

Audrina Patridge At Tao. Photo: Gettyimages.com

Audrina Patridge heated up Vegas this weekend while celebrating her brother’s birthday at the TAO nightclub. 

Before celebrating it, she spent some time at the TAO pool.  No Carls Jr. 6 dollar burgers were harmed while she was in Vegas.  I am just glad I am not her brother girl is fine fine FINE!-Dr.FB

Audrian Patridge Gets A Meatier Role. Photo: Carls Jr. Promotions

The title is pretty self explanatory is it not?

Thank you Carls Jr. and your Teriyaki Six Dollar Burger. It’s a better chance I’ll eat one of those then watch an episode of “The Hills”, that’s for sure.-Dr.FB

Audrina Patridge Attends The Hangover Premiere. Photo: Wireimage.com

Audrina Patridge attended the premiere of “The Hangover” last night looking all kinds of hot. 

When it comes to “The Hills”, it seems you hear more about Lauren Conrad leaving, the new girl coming, Spencer BrattPrat and Heidi Montag and even Brody Jenner gets more press than Audrina right now, even with rumors of her dating Star Trek’s Chris Pine.  What gives?

Well, we will give her some press and some love because she is straight smoking. Glad her eyes are not rolling to the roof in this photo as well!-Dr.FB

Audrina Patridge At Maxim Hot 100. Photo: Famepcitures.com

Audrina Patridge attended the Maxim Hot 100 Party last night.  Doesn’t she actually look kind of pretty when she is not rolling her eyes?

I have nothing else to add.  Was just looking for a reason to post a photo of her.-Dr.FB

Audina Patridge Celebrates Birthday. Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Audrina Patridge celebrated her 24th birthday this weekend at Beso’s.  1 tip for Audrina, don’t get a dress where the top keeps falling down while you walk. 

Audrina kept rolling her eyes while photographers kept taking her picture and trying to keep her boob from falling out.  There was not one pic where Audrina was not rolling her eyes or holding onto her dress for dear life. 

One “Hill” was this close to getting loose, that’s for sure.-Dr.FB