20100
Lindsay Lohan Is Straight Bumming It

Lindsay Lohan. Photo: SplashNewsonline.com
This is no way to dress if you are actually trying to impress or make your ex jealous.
Lindsay Lohan made her way into Bardot yesterday looking ragged. If it was a normal person dressed like that, they would have thrown them off the parking lot instead of letting them in.
It seems Lohan went there to see her ex Samantha Ronson DJ. Wow. What happened to the day when the DJ's used to get the hottest girls and not the train wrecks?
Lindsay, whoever picked out that outfit for you last night, whatever fashion stylist said that looks good, fire them. We have a feeling it was you, but trying to leave you with some dignity.
Would you go dressed to a fancy nightclub in this attire?-Dr.FB
200913
Michael Jackson’s “Human Nature” Remix

Michael Jackson Early 80's File Photo
Here is a remix of the Michael Jackson classic "Human Nature done by friend of the site Howie T., a DJ for the club out here Avalon/Bardot.
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I like it. It is not over the top. It sticks to the original beat and ads elements. What do you think?-Dr.FB
20093
What A Night!

Katy Perry 08/29/09 In Los Angeles Photo: CB
OK, so I got my Perry Cherry popped tonight as I went to my first Katy Perry show. Amazing! Mic trouble during the first song but the rest was hot like soup!
More info on that and way more photos later today. Kim Kardashian and Miley Cyrus along with a few others were there. When I look at the pics, will let you know.
After Katy, I went to Kiss n Grind where Questlove, DJ Vicktor, and DJ Rashida were spinning. It was at a place called Church and I understand why they call it that; after parking, you are praying your car is still there when you get back. Chuuuuuurch! Yep, I am preaching. Love to support you guys but wish it was at Avalon or Bardot.
Listen, I need to get a little bit of sleep and hoping no other celeb dies while I take a nap. I sometimes feel I am not running a celeb web site but a celeb death watch lately. Seriously.
See you guys soon and much love to Adam & Michael. Peace.-Dr.FB
20092
Lindsay Wants To Get You Wet

Lindsay Lohan/ Pacific Coast News
Looks like Lohan had a good time spraying down the 'PAPS' outside of the Bardot in Hollywood last night.
Are you diggin' the blonde locks? I'm not too sure I like the new look....
20095
Mayte Garcia Talks About Performance This Week

Mayte Dancing. Photo By: Gary Stevens
As we told you before, friend of the site, Mayte Garcia is dancing as part of Dita Von Teese's show this Wednesday at the Avalon/Bardot club in Hollywood.
I asked if she had anything she wanted to share with me and all of you about the show and what she has been up to. She did and to sum it up, she is excited!
" I am very excited. I am performing solo and it will be a sword dance with a cool drum solo. It will be very informal but fun. I am excited because it is going to be great!"
She also wanted to add that she has a DVD coming out and it will be titled "The Elements of Belly Dance By Mayte" and we should have a shot of the DVD to share you with you very soon.
Mayte has been doing a few shows as of late, "Army Housewives" and "Dance Your A@@ Off" which airs on Oxygen Monday nights.
I want to thank Mayte for her time and can't wait to see your performance and Dita's on Wednesday. We are excited for the performance and for you as well Mayte.-Dr.FB

Mayte Performing. Photo Taken By Dr.Funkenberry
20090
Scene & Heard
Leonardo DiCaprio having dinner in Century City at Houstons with his girlfriend Giselle 2.0. Aftwards they headed to the movies. No word of they saw his new flick...
Ryan Gosling partying it up at Bardot and djing on the ones n twos. Interesting sign in Bardot advises cameras strickly prohibted. Guess no sign outside as paps and unprofessionals wait outside....
Donny Osmond let it slip that he might be following in his sisters footsteps on the next season of Dancing With The Stars.....
Stories developing.....
20093
Prince Likes Fries With His Keys

Bardot In Hollywood. File Photo
Prince has been spotted a lot at the club of the moment, Bardot lately. He even ducked cameras by TMZ last Saturday night.
Too bad they were not inside the club as Dita Von Teese turned into a mushy fan, planting some kisses on Prince's cheeks. Prince laughed it up as they talked but then went back to watching the band Andy Clockwise play.
Also, last week on jazz night, Prince was chilling while a band was playing there and then out of the blue, just decided to join the band on stage. Yup, he just took over on the keyboards when the keyboardist wasn't looking. The band, Lafayette and Trumbul was surprised but it did not stop Stewart Cole from blowing on his trumpet.
Prince has also been sighted there having fries with a different set of keys, Alicia Keys to be exact. The two friends chilled and exchanged conversation. Prince just launched a preview for his new web site over the weekend, you can peep a view at www.lotusflow3r.com and also listen to a few brand new songs.-Dr.FB
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