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25Oct
2011
1

Demi Lovato Performs “The Star Spangled Banner” At World Series

Demi Lovato sang "The Star Spangled Banner" at Game 5 of The World Series before her Texas Rangers beat The St. Louis Cardinals.

I might be a little biased but I liked her version 3 years earlier at the Thanksgiving game for the Dallas Cowboys.

She kept it cool for the World Series version but at the Cowboy game, she killed it.  Big time.

Here are both versions.  So, which one is better?  N how soon will she be singing it before the Super Bowl?-DocFB

Diagnosis:  Lovatics, You Know I'm Right......

20Aug
2011
3

The NFL Dream Team Eagles Get Caught Sleeping

Michael Vick Espn.com
Michael Vick  Espn.com

Michael Vick Espn.com

You wanted the bulls-eye you got the bulls-eye.  It was only a preseason game but it lead off Sportscenter.  The NFL dream team the Philadelphia Eagles got beat by the Pittsburgh Steelers 24-14 in a game where Michael Vick threw 3 interceptions in the first quarter.  It's only preseason though right?  Kinda like Allen Iverson n practice.

The Miami Heat of the NFL is showing us something, even if it is preseason.  They are showing us there is a pretty good chance they are not going to handle the pressure of being the most hated team in the NFL.

I am going to say it loud and clear; the Eagles are overrated.  Take it from a Dallas Cowboys fan who had to hear for the past 3 of 5 years that the Cowboys are going to be Super Bowl favorites only to see that star get smacked off the helmet year in and year out.

The Eagles come off as such douchebags that the Patriots are being ignored and loved, all at the same time.  Tom Brady gets the supermodel wife and Ocho Cinco?  Michael Vick was already in hot water this week when Vick  said he wanted to sign with other teams and not the Eagles, but Goodell lead him to Philly.  Sounds fishy.  What if they actually win the Super Bowl?  Already karma is working against them.

The Green Bay Packers are built to get back into the playoffs and defend their championship.  The NFC East where the Eagles are at?  It will be the Cowboys coming out in that division.  They have a new head coach in Jason Garrett who has 2 super bowl rings to motivate Romo, Whitten, Austin, Dez, Felix, Choice, Ware, Spears, Ratliff and more.

It was only preseason but if you can't handle a preseason game being the target, how can you handle the regular season?  See me in January and let's see if the Eagles are still being talked about in the Super Bowl.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Keep Dreaming

15Aug
2011
1

Sports Boxers & Briefs: Jets QB Sanchez Covers GQ

Mark Sanchez. Photo: GQ.com
Mark Sanchez. Photo: GQ.com

Mark Sanchez. Photo: GQ.com

New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez is on the cover of the new GQ magazine dressed in Jets Green.  We are glad football is back and only a month away.

Mark Sanchez has something in common with legend Jets quarterback Joe Namath.  Joe was nicknamed "Broadway Joe" and Mark...loves broadway musicals.

Sanchez: "Their life is so regimented—like mine. They have eight shows a week. They have to take care of their bodies, stretch, eat right, take care of their voices. You know, their voice is like my arm."

Never heard a football player compare his arm to a broadway star's voice before.  Wonder if Mark will be singing a different tune September 11th when my Dallas Cowboys come to New York to play the Jets.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  A USC Star Done Good!

25Jul
2011
2

Are You Ready For Some Football? (Finally!)

NFL Logo

NFL Logo

Yes.  Yes.  Yes!  The NFL is back baby!  The players and owners agreed to end the lockout on Monday and the season will start on time.  It is going to be a chaotic week for the NFL with the opening of training camps, trades, and free agent signings.

I was getting scared for a moment.  The NBA is still in lockout mode and if the NBA and NFL season was not going to happen, it would be tragic.  Tragic I tell ya. 

Opening weekend will be on September 11th, the anniversary of 9/11 ten years ago.  The New York Jets will host the Dallas Cowboys that night at the Meadowlands in New York.  The Green Bay Packers will celebrate their championship September 8th against the New Orleans Saints.

Less than 2 months til football season...and married women become widows for a few months.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Finally!!!!!!!  Seriously.....

7Jul
2011
0

Dallas Cowboys Player Scores $76,000 During Lockout

Roy Williams. Photo: NFL.com
Roy Williams. Photo: NFL.com

Roy Williams. Photo: NFL.com

Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Roy Williams  made $76,000 during the NFL lockout this week.  How?  Well, not by making any catches.  The NFL stud sued his girlfriend for a wedding ring he purchased when he proposed to her and she declined his hand in marriage.  Thing is, she wasn't giving the ring back.

So, he sent papers over to his ex-girlfriend,  Brooke Daniels, who won Miss Texas in 2009. After the papers were filed, Brooke promptly returned the ring.  Interesting thing is, how he proposed and I am not sure many women would say yes to a proposal like that.

How did Roy propose?  Read The Rest Of This Entry

2Aug
2010
3

Kim Kardashian Shows Up To Dallas Cowboys Training Camp

Kim Kardashian & Miles Austin. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Kim Kardashian & Miles Austin. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Kim Kardashian & Miles Austin. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Kim Kardashian attended Dallas Cowboys Training Camp to watch her man Miles Austin work out in Texas.

The couple still will not admit they are a couple but come on, who is going to deal with that Texas heat to see the Dallas Cowboys when they will be close to Kim in 2 weeks as the Cowboys will move the training camp to Oxnard California.

With each Kim appearance, Cowboy fans are having Super Bowl dreams...and yea..thinking about that Honky Tonk Badonkadonk.-Dr.FB

26Jul
2010
1

Kim Kardashian Talks Reggie; Keeps Mum On Miles Austin

Kim Kardashian appeared "On Air" with Ryan Seacrest where she came to ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush's defense over his trouble at USC.

She also keeps mum on her relationship with Dallas Cowboys star Miles Austin.

On a side note, she talks about how she thought she would have 2 kids by the time she was 30. Never thought I would hear Kim say "Everyday I am hustlin'" and kind of cringe. Check out the cool interview above.-Dr.FB