Dita Von Teese July 2009. Photo Taken By Dr.Funkenberry

So it seems we were not the only ones having trouble getting photos of Dita Von Teese & Mayte Garcia performing a couple of weeks ago.. The photo above of Dita is the only one I took before some security dude told me to chill on taking photos or else. Guess my pink wristband was for access but not photo press for this burlesque and belly dance show.

Dita Von Teese tore it up with a musical number to start off the show and ended up with her in a bathtub. She has great bodily dimensions but every time I think about Marilyn Manson, I lose interest.

Mayte Garcia At Dita Event. Photo: WireImage.com

Mayte was on second and got a pretty good reception from the crowd before she started her routine. Straight up, Mayte is hot like soup! She was shaking and barefoot no less obviously. Girl got abs of steel.

Another girl performed along with 2 more Dita performances but I chilled back in the VIP area where I got into a little bit of trouble. No need to get into it though.

While leaving, I was followed out right behind Perez Hilton & his “date” Jewel.  Too funny.  The future followed behind the present and soon to be the past. Jewel has been all up in Perez’s butt as of late. She has to realize she will never have the success of Katy Perry or Lady Gaga so stop trying so hard to be his friend. Desperate baby. 

Back on point, had a great time with Dita & Mayte and it did turn into the ex-wives and girlfriend’s club of Prince in the VIP section with Mayte (Wife #1), Manuela Testolini (Wife #2) with Eric Benet, and Carmen Electra (Go-Go Dancer #1) were all there.  Who would have thought? Purple craziness.-Dr.FB

(P.S. We got some photos of Mayte’s performance and will be posting them very soon today!)

Mayte Dancing. Photo By: Gary Stevens

As we told you before, friend of the site, Mayte Garcia is dancing as part of Dita Von Teese’s show this Wednesday at the Avalon/Bardot club in Hollywood.

I asked if she had anything she wanted to share with me and all of you about the show and what she has been up to.  She did and to sum it up, she is excited!

” I am very excited. I am performing solo and it will be a sword dance with a cool drum solo. It will be very informal but fun. I am excited because it is going to be great!”

She also wanted to add that she has a DVD coming out and it will be titled “The Elements of Belly Dance By Mayte” and we should have a shot of the DVD to share you with you very soon.

Mayte has been doing a few shows as of late, “Army Housewives” and “Dance Your A@@ Off” which airs on Oxygen Monday nights.

I want to thank Mayte for her time and can’t wait to see your performance and Dita’s on Wednesday. We are excited for the performance and for  you as well Mayte.-Dr.FB

Mayte Performing. Photo Taken By Dr.Funkenberry

Dita Von Teese Set To Perform At The Avalon This Week. File Photo

Dita Von Teese will be doing a burlesque show sponsored by Cointreau Noir at the Avalon in Hollywood July 22nd.

Dita Twittered that she will be performing at the top of the show, the middle of the show and will debut her bigger and better champagne glass act to close out the show, which is titled “Be Cointreauversial” and it is said to be HOT!

One of the special guests dancers at the event that we can tell you is friend of the site, Mayte Garcia!  We have been in contact with Mayte regarding this event and a few other things we are going to throw on you later today.

So if you want to see Dita’s burlesque show and Mayte dance, you can get your tickets right here. 

It should be really fun.-Dr.FB

Dita Von Teese Won't be Wearing Much More This Week. File Photo

Dita Von Teese & Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac. Photo: Gettyimages.com

Dita Von Teese seems to have a new man nowadays. Which means she would be OTM.

Dita is rumored to be dating Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac.  We are told we are obligated to tell you that he is 14 years or so her junior.  Us?  We don’t care and don’t think it is a problem that a 39 year old bombshell wants to date a 25 year old dude.

We hope if it is true that Dita is happy and are currently waiting for her 9 hour + shoot she did last Sunday to make it out already.-Dr.FB

Dita Von Tesse Courtesy of Wonder Bra

Dita Von Tesse Courtesy of Wonder Bra

Yes, and I do mean WONDER -FULL

Dita is no stranger to taking her clothes off so she decided to get all the ladies at home in on the fun.  Dita along with Wonder Bra has designed her own line of  SEXY vintage underwear.  Pieces include bras, Panties, and of course suspenders.  SO SEXY!!!

I love the 1940-1950’s look  so I think I’m gonna buy a few pieces of these hot numbers.

Lauren Conrad & Jessica Simpson at one of Britney Spears shows…..

Mike Shinoda of Linken Park buying some kicks at Foot Locker at Sherman Oaks Fashion Square Friday.

Dita Von Teese, Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, David Hasselhoff, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Doug Reinhardt,Janes Addiction’s Perry Farrell, Audrina Patridge, Jake Gyllenhaal,Reese Witherspoon, Scott Speedman, Tara Reid, and Adrian Grenier at Coachella……

Dita Von Teese And Her Two Teases. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Now is it really a burlesque show without Dita Von Teese?  Nope.  Dita will be doing a burlesque show at the Crazy Horse in Paris from now until Valeltine’s Day.

Because nothing says Valentines Day like Dita.-Dr.FB

Bardot In Hollywood. File Photo

Prince has been spotted a lot at the club of the moment, Bardot lately.  He even ducked cameras by TMZ last Saturday night. 

Too bad they were not inside the club as Dita Von Teese turned into a mushy fan, planting some kisses on Prince’s cheeks. Prince laughed it up as they talked but then went back to watching the band Andy Clockwise play.

Also,  last week on jazz night, Prince was chilling while a band was playing there and then out of the blue, just decided to join the band on stage.  Yup, he just took over on the keyboards when the keyboardist wasn’t looking. The band, Lafayette and Trumbul was surprised but it did not stop Stewart Cole from blowing on his trumpet. 

Prince has also been sighted there having fries with a different set of keys, Alicia Keys to be exact.  The two friends chilled and exchanged conversation.  Prince just launched a preview for his new web site over the weekend, you can peep a view at www.lotusflow3r.com and also listen to a few brand new songs.-Dr.FB

Dita Looking Amazing! Photo: Wireimage.com

Dita Von Teese was in Paris, France where she celebrated her 36th birthday.  36?  She looks like she is in her 20’s!  Sometimes, birthdays can be so overrated, especially when you don’t look or feel your age at all!

She celebrated at the Fendi ‘O’ party at Le Milliardaire club and just simply looked beauitful.-Dr.FB

Dita Von Teese In London. Photo: Wenn.com

Dita Von Teese is now marketing her own kind of bra.  The “wonderbra” by Dita Von Teese was announced in London yesterday. 

No word yet if each purchase comes with a larger than life champagne glass.-Dr.FB