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16Jun
2014
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Wiggle Wiggle! J. Lo Heats Up Billboard Magazine; Releases Teaser For “Booty” Video

Jennifer Lopez Photo: Billboard.com

Jennifer Lopez is on the cover of the new Billboard Magazine talking about her new album and saying she feels she has nothing more to prove. Nothing more except wanting to have the most talked about booty in the game, by releasing a teaser for her latest song entitled..."Booty".

"Wiggle" by Jason Derulo is still a better "booty" song.-DocFB

Jennifer Lopez Photo: Billboard.com

Diagnosis: The photos are hotness though. Check out her instagram for some bikini selfies she posted this weekend. Nothing left to prove..right?

20Jun
2013
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Does Eminem Throw Shade At J. Lo In New Song “Symphony In H”? Listen Now!

Eminem Pushes Back New Material.  File Photo

Eminem has releases a new song "Symphony In H" that is on a new compilation mixtape. So no new album. Boo.

In the song though, he appears to be throwing some shade in Jennifer Lopez's direction.

"Yo wait, I’m an a-hole
Devil with a halo
Hell yeah, I’d nail J.Lo…
to the railroad!"

Listen below!

Hmm. I don't know. I know in J. Lo's last video with Pitbull, she had a scene in there that was close to Eminem's "Superman" clip from 11 years ago.

I just think it is not his best rhyme or flow and it shows she is still relevant as he is mentioning her yet again. I LOVE Em but I have to be real.-DocFB

Diagnosis: This symphony is no bueno....

30May
2013
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Raunchy? Jennifer Lopez Defends Her “Britain’s Got Talent” Outfit

Jennifer Lopez Photo: BGT

Jennifer Lopez Made waves with her performance of "Live It Up" on "Britain's Got Talent" earlier this week, citing BGT to get complaints.

J. Lo was interviewed on BBC Radio 1 this morning where she defending herself and her performance.

"I think people are so much raunchier than I am. I feel like I’m so tame. We wore it at Billboard and Britain’s Got Talent said they wanted exactly the same. So I thought I’d wear the outfit in black."

"It is standard stage clothes. I’m not going to walk down the street like that!"

Aside from the boots and the top, that was NOT the same outfit she wore on the Billboard Awards. This one was much hotter and more talked about. She is right about people being way raunchier than her though.-DocFB

Diagnosis: Here I was hoping she would walk down the street in that. Sigh....

21Nov
2011
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Jennifer Lopez Makes Her “Comeback” With AMA Performance

Although Jennifer Lopez wore an outfit that looked like something Beyonce wore before, by the end J.Lo, did what only she could do.

She lipsynched...I mean performed a medley of songs including a cameo by Pitbull and as the layers of clothes came off, J. Lo got her grind on.  Her sweet, sexy, grind.  Ahem.

Did this remind anyone of Britney's outfit about 10 years ago.  Good God!

What did you think of her performance?-DocFB

Diagnosis:  Dance for her body...or mine?

13Sep
2011
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Jennifer Lopez Debuts Hot Car Commercial

From Kohls to cars, is there anything Jennifer Lopez cannot promote?

Would love to see a dance party break out like that on Sunset Boulevard in traffic. Doubt it.

Regardless, check out the hot car commercial by J. Lo and let us know what you think.-DocFB

Diagnosis: The car all divorced women are driving.

2Aug
2011
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Jennifer Lopez Speaks: “The Marriage Was Not Right”

Jennifer Lopez Vanity Fair Cover Photo: VanityFair.com
Jennifer Lopez Vanity Fair Cover Photo: VanityFair.com

Jennifer Lopez Vanity Fair Cover Photo: VanityFair.com

Jennifer Lopez is opening up in the latest issue of Vanity Fair with her on the cover.  She speaks about her marriage saying "It was not right" and how she still believes in love and marriage and that it was her biggest dream to make the marriage work.

Jennifer spoke candidly about the marriage and trying to make it work when asked;

“That was my biggest dream, and I really worked hard at it. We both did. Sometimes it doesn’t work—and that’s sad. But I remain an eternal optimist about love. I believe in love, “It’s still my biggest dream. I am positive—determined to move forward with my life, bring up my babies, and do the best job I can as a mother, entertainer, and person. I now look forward to new challenges. I feel strong.”

There is no doubt Jennifer wanted this marriage to work but at no time during the interview did she throw Marc under the bus for his alleged affairs over the years.  She did however not mention him as a great husband or father but rather only spoke of him professionally;

“I will always respect Marc as a singer and performer. We actually work great together, and he was always very supportive. Together we could make magic—and we did. He will always be in our lives. He will always hold a special place in my heart as the father of my children.”

Jennifer Lopez Vanity Fair Cover Photo: VanityFair.com

Jennifer Lopez Vanity Fair Cover Photo: VanityFair.com

Jennifer also talked about where her mind-set is now after the divorce;

I’m a hopeless romantic and passionate person when it comes to love. It’s not that I didn’t love myself before. Sometimes we don’t realize that we are compromising ourselves. To understand that a person is not good for you, or that that person is not treating you in the right way, or that he is not doing the right thing for himself—if I stay, then I am not doing the right thing for me. I love myself enough to walk away from that now.”

That message right there speaks volumes.  We love J. Lo.  We wish nothing but the best for her career, her family, and for her love. 

What do you think about what Jennifer had to say to Vanity Fair?-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Her Love Still Don't Cost A Thing

29Jul
2011
10

P. Diddy Back With J.Lo? Say It Isn’t So!

The Dress, Jennifer Lopez & Diddy. File Photo
The Dress, Jennifer Lopez & Diddy. File Photo

The Dress, Jennifer Lopez & Diddy. File Photo

No. No. Nooooooo!  There are rumors hitting the Internets that Jennifer Lopez and Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs or P. Diddy or P. Didddly Diddly Didddly Dee or Swag are hooking up again.  Seriously?

The man with more names than Charlie Sheen's Ho A Dex is said to be glad with his "fantasy" girl and is very excited.  Puff The Magic Dragon's friends however, are afraid that J. Lo is going to hurt him and not be there for him when he really needs her.  Her hurt him?  Really?

We all know that Sean still carries a torch for J. Lo, and with her recently divorcing Marc Anthony, we have a feeling he planted this story himself.

I am not believing it!  Until I see a photo of them together, I am not buying it.  I thought she didn't like things that were "puffy" anymore.  Nope.  Not believing it. 

What do you guys think?  Should she get back with....shudder....P. Diddy?-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Seeing That Dress Again Yes.  Diddy? No!

29Jul
2011
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J. Lo Back On The Block….With Another Man?

Jennifer Lopez & Rodrigo Santoro Photo: GinsburgSpaly

Jennifer Lopez & Rodrigo Santoro Photo: GinsburgSpaly

Jennifer Lopez is in Atlanta where cameras caught her with Rodrigo Santoro.  Why did they catch her with Rodrigo?  Because they are filming a movie together entitled "What To Expect When You're Expecting" due out next year.

It did not take Jennifer too long to get back to work after celebrating her birthday bikini style earlier this week.  We hear Jennifer is just throwing herself into her work and just concentrating on that.  It was just earlier this month that Jennifer filed for divorce from her husband Marc Anthony.

Whatever makes J. Lo happy...and we have a feeling working more and thinking less is the right thing.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Still Jenny From The Block

Jennifer Lopez & Rodrigo Santoro Photo: GinsburgSpaly

25Jul
2011
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Jennifer Lopez Gives Us The “2 Piece With A Biscuit” For Her Birthday

Jennifer Lopez. Photo: INFDaily.com
Jennifer Lopez. Photo: INFDaily.com

Jennifer Lopez. Photo: INFDaily.com

Jennifer Lopez celebrated her 42nd birthday yesterday in Miami, Florida on a yacht.  She enjoyed herself, dancing in the photo above, and was with friends and family, including manager Benny Medina.

It was a private yacht called the "Never Say Never"  (oooh, someone is a James Bond fan aren't they?) and she also had a private dinner the night before in Miami where J. Lo sang and had a great time being surrounded by her family during this time of her life.

Jennifer Lopez separated from Marc Anthony in June and filed for divorce from him earlier this month.  Aside from many rumors, no one has the real full story behind their break-up....yet. 

For now, let's just celebrate J. Lo looking great for 42 with another photo showing her feet for you people who like that sort of thing.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  No Booty Shots Happened.  Sorry Peeps.

Jennifer Lopez. Photo: INFDaily.com

Jennifer Lopez. Photo: INFDaily.com