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7Jul
2011
6

Casey Anthony To Be Released From Jail Within Week

Casey Anthony Photo: Joe Burbank
Casey Anthony Photo: Joe Burbank

Casey Anthony Photo: Joe Burbank

Casey Anthony was sentenced to 4 years in jail today.  However, she has spent 2 years and 10 months in jail already.  So with getting credit for time served and good behavior, she will be released next week, July 13th.

Casey was also fined $4,000 for providing false information to police officers.  I am sure the public opinion of this will not be too good. 

Sometimes, I think it's an overuse of information, beating the jurors over the head with it for months at a time when they are away from their family, they have already pre-determined a decision.  They do not have the 24 hour news about it or the Internet stories.   Just what they hear over and over in court and it becomes numbing after a while.

In no way am I saying I agree with the decision but it is sad that prosecutors learned nothing from the OJ trial in the 90's aside from do not let the defendant try on any gloves or clothes during the trial that may have been his.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  The System IS Designed To Fail

13Oct
2010
2

George Michael Will Be Checking Into Rehab!

George Michael   Photo: TheDailymail.co

George Michael Photo: TheDailymail.co

Just days after being released from jail, George Michael has decided he needs to go rehab. 

George released this statement:

"I want to beat my drug addiction and lead a normal life. I don't want to end up back in prison. It's a very horrible place to be. You're not considered a person when you're inside, you're just a number and that freaked me out. I have done wrong and paid my time for doing this stupid crime and I want to get my life back on track."
We are happy that George is making this decision and hope that rehab in London is better than rehab here as it seems it doesn't work for most celebrities. 
Good luck George and we support you on getting your life on track.-Dr.FB
11Oct
2010
3

George Michael Released From Jail!

George Michael Photo: Kristie Wigglesworth/AP
George Michael Photo: Kristie Wigglesworth/AP

George Michael Photo: Kristie Wigglesworth/AP

We really HOPE George Michael has learned his lesson as he was released from jail early!  Wow.  We thought that only happened in Hollywood.

George was supposed to spend 8 weeks but only spent less than half.  We hope no more drinking or smoking the cannabis while in the car, even if you are driving or just chilling in your car Georgie. 

We are hoping this is your first and last incarceration for George Michael.  We are pulling for you, George.  You are too old to be having Lindsay Lohan headlines my friend.

Now, go out n get that "Faith" remaster Mr. Michael n remind us again how great you are.-Dr.FB

20Sep
2010
0

Fricken Lindsay Lohan “Takes It Off” To Ke$ha

This is too funny.  Check out this parody of Linday Lohan going back to jail set to "Take It Off" by Ke$ha.

The dance moves are too cool.  She's frickin Lindsay Lohan.-Dr.FB

14Sep
2010
2

George Michael Is Headed To Jail For 8 Weeks

George Michael Photo: Kristie Wigglesworth/AP
George Michael Photo: Kristie Wigglesworth/AP

George Michael Photo: Kristie Wigglesworth/AP

George Michael has been sentenced to 8 weeks in jail for driving under the influence 4th of July weekend. 

One wonders how much jail time he would actually serve if George got in trouble here.  It sure would not be 8 weeks.

There is no word yet when he will have to report to jail.   Regardless, it really will be "A Different Corner" for George when he does serve his time.-Dr.FB

30Jun
2010
4

Lately, Chelsea Handler Is Horny For T.I.

"I am very horny for my next guest." That was the words of Chelsea Handler and thankfully not Jay Leno.

T.I. appeared on Chelsea Lately and from the start, Miss Handler was flirting with T.I. yet again and asking questions like "How was prison" and about the care package she sent him in prison, and their "special relationship" they have.

T.I. came off as very funny while trying to somewhat avoid her announcements. Check out this interview above.

27Apr
2010
3

T.I. Returns With “I’m Back”~Video

Out on bail and fresh out of jail, T.I. is dropping a new song entitled "I'm Back" and is set to release a new CD this August.

For now, enjoy the new song and let me know what you think.-Dr.FB

27Apr
2010
1

Jenna Jameson & Tito Ortiz: It’s Only Going To Get Uglier

Tito Ortiz & Jenna Jameson. Photo: SI.com
Tito Ortiz & Jenna Jameson. Photo: SI.com

Tito Ortiz & Jenna Jameson. Photo: SI.com

UFC Tito Ortiz was arrested yesterday for domestic violence against former adult film star Jenna Jameson.  As of last night, ESPN would not say who he hit.  TMZ cameras were there to see him get arrested. 

Ortiz was arrested as Jenna was seen wearing an arm brace and appearing shaken after a TMZ cameraman talked with her.  Jenna said she would press charges in the morning.  A restraining order was slapped on Ortiz, who posted bail in the afternoon. 

Jameson then said later in the day that she hopes to work things out with Oritz.  Ortiz later held a press conference in North Hollywood, where he seemed extremely honest and sincere saying that he did not touch Jenna and is addicted to Oxycontin and that he refuses to let his children see that. 

Jenna and Tito have 2 sons and have been together for 6 years.  After Ortiz's press conference, Jenna told TMZ that he is just trying to save his career and is spreading lies. 

In a truly disturbing part to the story, people who do not like Ortiz took to attacking Jenna about the attack on Twitter, happy that he beat her up.  Jenna has said she is going to leave Twitter and close her account, but she hasn't yet. 

TMZ was able to obtain a photo of Tito in his jail cell, showing again that cops are on the take from them.  TMZ being there from the start has been kind of weird.  It seems like a TV show, which TMZ is now, but still, it's real life and for them to be there and have access to the things they had, just seems like an invasion of privacy, but at the same time, it's like Jenna wanted them there.

It really is a battle of he said she said and it really is only going to get uglier.-Dr.FB

19Apr
2010
3

Boxing Champ Kills Wife & Then Hangs Himself

Edwin Valero. Photo: BoxingIllustrated.com
Edwin Valero. Photo: BoxingIllustrated.com

Edwin Valero. Photo: BoxingIllustrated.com

Former Lightweight Boxing Champion Edwin Valero murdered his wife this weekend, then after turning himself in, hanged himself in his jail cell.

The 28 year old boxer killed his 20 year old wife and after her body was discovered in the hotel room, turned himself into police saying he stabbed her to death.  He then used his own clothes hours later to hang himself.

The police are being blamed for his death for not putting him a suicide watch as he just murdered his wife. 

Valero was on the verge of success, where even a shot with Manny Pacquiao was being discussed. 

An annoucement by Jennifer Viera's family, the 20 year old wife murdered is expected sometime today.  This is some seriously messed up and sad stuff right here.-Dr.FB