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7Jul
2011
6

Casey Anthony To Be Released From Jail Within Week

Casey Anthony Photo: Joe Burbank
Casey Anthony Photo: Joe Burbank

Casey Anthony Photo: Joe Burbank

Casey Anthony was sentenced to 4 years in jail today.  However, she has spent 2 years and 10 months in jail already.  So with getting credit for time served and good behavior, she will be released next week, July 13th.

Casey was also fined $4,000 for providing false information to police officers.  I am sure the public opinion of this will not be too good. 

Sometimes, I think it's an overuse of information, beating the jurors over the head with it for months at a time when they are away from their family, they have already pre-determined a decision.  They do not have the 24 hour news about it or the Internet stories.   Just what they hear over and over in court and it becomes numbing after a while.

In no way am I saying I agree with the decision but it is sad that prosecutors learned nothing from the OJ trial in the 90's aside from do not let the defendant try on any gloves or clothes during the trial that may have been his.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  The System IS Designed To Fail

13Oct
2010
2

George Michael Will Be Checking Into Rehab!

George Michael   Photo: TheDailymail.co

George Michael Photo: TheDailymail.co

Just days after being released from jail, George Michael has decided he needs to go rehab. 

George released this statement:

"I want to beat my drug addiction and lead a normal life. I don't want to end up back in prison. It's a very horrible place to be. You're not considered a person when you're inside, you're just a number and that freaked me out. I have done wrong and paid my time for doing this stupid crime and I want to get my life back on track."
We are happy that George is making this decision and hope that rehab in London is better than rehab here as it seems it doesn't work for most celebrities. 
Good luck George and we support you on getting your life on track.-Dr.FB
11Oct
2010
3

George Michael Released From Jail!

George Michael Photo: Kristie Wigglesworth/AP
George Michael Photo: Kristie Wigglesworth/AP

George Michael Photo: Kristie Wigglesworth/AP

We really HOPE George Michael has learned his lesson as he was released from jail early!  Wow.  We thought that only happened in Hollywood.

George was supposed to spend 8 weeks but only spent less than half.  We hope no more drinking or smoking the cannabis while in the car, even if you are driving or just chilling in your car Georgie. 

We are hoping this is your first and last incarceration for George Michael.  We are pulling for you, George.  You are too old to be having Lindsay Lohan headlines my friend.

Now, go out n get that "Faith" remaster Mr. Michael n remind us again how great you are.-Dr.FB

20Sep
2010
0

Fricken Lindsay Lohan “Takes It Off” To Ke$ha

This is too funny.  Check out this parody of Linday Lohan going back to jail set to "Take It Off" by Ke$ha.

The dance moves are too cool.  She's frickin Lindsay Lohan.-Dr.FB

14Sep
2010
2

George Michael Is Headed To Jail For 8 Weeks

George Michael Photo: Kristie Wigglesworth/AP
George Michael Photo: Kristie Wigglesworth/AP

George Michael Photo: Kristie Wigglesworth/AP

George Michael has been sentenced to 8 weeks in jail for driving under the influence 4th of July weekend. 

One wonders how much jail time he would actually serve if George got in trouble here.  It sure would not be 8 weeks.

There is no word yet when he will have to report to jail.   Regardless, it really will be "A Different Corner" for George when he does serve his time.-Dr.FB

30Jun
2010
4

Lately, Chelsea Handler Is Horny For T.I.

"I am very horny for my next guest." That was the words of Chelsea Handler and thankfully not Jay Leno.

T.I. appeared on Chelsea Lately and from the start, Miss Handler was flirting with T.I. yet again and asking questions like "How was prison" and about the care package she sent him in prison, and their "special relationship" they have.

T.I. came off as very funny while trying to somewhat avoid her announcements. Check out this interview above.

27Apr
2010
3

T.I. Returns With “I’m Back”~Video

Out on bail and fresh out of jail, T.I. is dropping a new song entitled "I'm Back" and is set to release a new CD this August.

For now, enjoy the new song and let me know what you think.-Dr.FB