Dita Von Teese July 2009. Photo Taken By Dr.Funkenberry

So it seems we were not the only ones having trouble getting photos of Dita Von Teese & Mayte Garcia performing a couple of weeks ago.. The photo above of Dita is the only one I took before some security dude told me to chill on taking photos or else. Guess my pink wristband was for access but not photo press for this burlesque and belly dance show.

Dita Von Teese tore it up with a musical number to start off the show and ended up with her in a bathtub. She has great bodily dimensions but every time I think about Marilyn Manson, I lose interest.

Mayte Garcia At Dita Event. Photo: WireImage.com

Mayte was on second and got a pretty good reception from the crowd before she started her routine. Straight up, Mayte is hot like soup! She was shaking and barefoot no less obviously. Girl got abs of steel.

Another girl performed along with 2 more Dita performances but I chilled back in the VIP area where I got into a little bit of trouble. No need to get into it though.

While leaving, I was followed out right behind Perez Hilton & his “date” Jewel.  Too funny.  The future followed behind the present and soon to be the past. Jewel has been all up in Perez’s butt as of late. She has to realize she will never have the success of Katy Perry or Lady Gaga so stop trying so hard to be his friend. Desperate baby. 

Back on point, had a great time with Dita & Mayte and it did turn into the ex-wives and girlfriend’s club of Prince in the VIP section with Mayte (Wife #1), Manuela Testolini (Wife #2) with Eric Benet, and Carmen Electra (Go-Go Dancer #1) were all there.  Who would have thought? Purple craziness.-Dr.FB

(P.S. We got some photos of Mayte’s performance and will be posting them very soon today!)

Perez Hilton File Photo

If you have not heard about the Miss USA Gay Marriage question from Perez Hilton this week, you are either dead, under a rock, or getting boned again by Marilyn Manson.

The question asked by Perez pertained if same sex marriage should be allowed. You knew as soon as she started talking about opposite marriage, that she was about to say something stupid.  Opposite marriage? Miss California Carrie Prejean said she thinks marriage should be between a man and a woman.  No offense.  “No offense.”  Oh I just hate you and want to pee all over you but no offense OK?  Jeees!

Everyone is entitled to your own opinion.  That is what makes this country so great.  But your opinion means more when you are in positions such as she was.  Let’s be honest here, that question cost her the pageant.  Plain and simple.  She is more unpopular than a Dustin Diamond & Denise Richards convention.

The sanctity of marriage.  Total BS.  As soon as church and state became involved in marriage, you lost that argument.  If you are so against gay marriage, then maybe you should be more against straight marriages divorcing.  You want to talk about sin?  Doesn’t it say til death do us part?  Well then.

Perez is in the right.  It was a fair question.  It is no secret we support gay marriage.  Let them get married.  Why do you care so much?  What harm are they causing you? We are taught to love one another right?  He is being outspoken because he was involved in the controversy and has been a gay rights activist in his own way since the inception of his site.  He has a voice and wants to be heard. 

Just like I said before, this country is great because you can have an opinion.  It just so happens that Perez’s opinion is the more popular one and the right one.-Dr.FB

Will She Now Lose The Goth Look? File Photo

Evan Rachel Wood & Marilyn Manson have broken up.  It seems it happened over a week ago when Marilyn and her brother got into it.

It seems her brother, Ira, was living in their guest house and Marilyn was trying to give him the boot.  Her brother does nothing and that pissed Marilyn off.  The thing is, it is Evan’s house and she chose her brother over Marilyn. 

The interesting couple was together for 2 years.-Dr.FB