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10Feb
2013
3

SNL Recap: Justin Bieber Hosts; Apologizes For Smoking Weed

Justin Bieber Photo: SNL.com

Justin Bieber hosted and was musical guest last night where he took time in a skit to say that he sorry for smoking weed.

On a skit, he was pretending to be the president of the Miley Cyrus fan club and said that "Justin Bieber is really, really sorry for smoking weed and will never do it again. The SNL cast member pretending to be Cyrus said "Yea, me too!" prompting that Justin most likely does not plan to be caught again.

The opening monologue had Whoopi Goldberg on as Justin tried to celebrate Valentine's Day and Black History Month. For that clip and to see him perform, click on the continue reading button below!

10Nov
2009
11

What Is Going On With Katt Williams?

Katt Williams Booking Photo: Coweta County Sheriff's Office
Katt Williams Booking Photo: Coweta County Sheriff's Office

Katt Williams Booking Photo: Coweta County Sheriff's Office

Have you ever had a guest in your home that took something from you?  What if that guest was Katt Williams, the pimpin' pimpin comedian?

Katt Williams was trying to break into the place he was staying at with a crowbar. He had been living at the residence for a month. He was booked and bail was set at $40,000 grand which has not been paid yet. 

The police say about $3,500 in jewelry was stolen but Williams lawyers are denying.  His lawyers says he wears more than that on a daily basis so why would he steal it?  Well, if you know Katt, that is kind of true.

If you all remember, last November, Katt was hospitalized after acting weird in public, showing up to a hotel wearing nothing but a robe saying that they were out to get them, but never saying who was out to get them.

One has to wonder if Katt's obsession with pot plays into this at all.  I have some friends who get very paranoid after smoking that stuff.  Regardless of the situation, this is nothing like getting caught with a gun at the Burbank airport, which Katt did get caught with.  You really don't want to be messing with those cops from the South Katt. 

I hope you are innocent n this shizz passes.  Craziness isn't it? Kind of sad too.-Dr.FB

18Aug
2009
1

Eric Dane Says He Did Not Have Sex With That Woman

Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart. Photo: Yahoo.com
Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart. Photo: Yahoo.com

Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart. Photo: Yahoo.com

Eric Dane claims that he and his wife Rebecca Gayheart did not have sex with a Hollywood madame Kari Ann Piniche. So far, from what we have seen in the video he is right.

It is a lackluster sex tape with them just sitting around naked discussing porn names and doing some weed it seems. A 12 minute version, which was said to be released this morning, has yet to been released. 

Whether they had sex or not, they seem to know what is on that 12 minute video and it doesn't appear to be sex.  Kari Ann Piniche claims the video was stolen from her hard drive while she was on celebrity rehab with Dr. Drew where she says country singer Mindy McCready stole it.

Sometimes in Hollywood, you just can't write stuff like this. Crazy.-Dr.FB

30May
2009
2

Obama Photo Exhibit Opens With Semi-Controversial Photo

Barack Obama & One Of Them Funny Cigs? Photo: Lisa Jack
Barack Obama & One Of Them Funny Cigs? Photo: Lisa Jack

Barack Obama & One Of Them Funny Cigs? Photo: Lisa Jack

An exhibit of Barack Obama in his youth is opening with photos taken by Lisa jack, who took the photos and went to school with Obama back in the day at Occidental College.

One of the photos, the one we used above shows Obama smoking on something.  Is it one of them funny smelling cigarettes? I am sure Michael Phelps doesn't mind. 

I am more worried about what Obama has planned for the musical and art programs in several schools nationwide and the economy then what he did 20 years ago.  The exhibit runs in West Hollywood until July and opens tonight.

Do you guys really care about what he is smoking?-Dr.FB

7Feb
2009
2

Subway Stands By Phelps Contrary To Reports

Subway

Subway

Contrary to other blogger's reports, Subway is still sponsoring Michael Phelps and has not dropped the endorsement deal they have with the 8 time Olympic swimmer.

Kellogg's may have dropped him but that is it.  Man, here I am defending Michael Phelps when I was more impressed with our Olympic Basketball team.  Michael made a mistake.  Yes, it's bad, and it is being handled by the USA swim team and thru public opinion who obviously has his back. 

Gotta love those that throw people under the bus instead of pushing them out of the way.-Dr.FB

1Feb
2009
6

Michael Phelps Gets Gold Medal For Bong Hit

Michael Phelps Is About To Take A Hit.  Exclusive Photo: News of The World
Michael Phelps Is About To Take A Hit.  Exclusive Photo: News of The World

Michael Phelps Is About To Take A Hit. Exclusive Photo: News of The World

Puff.  Puff.  Pass those endorsement deals on over.

Michael Phelps, in a photo that just hit the 'Nets today, was caught taking a hit from a bong.  We are sure it wasn't flavored tobacco, but California green baby.   Man, oh man.  What is the golden boy going to do?

Well he sure is not denying it! Here are his words:

"I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I'm 23 years old and despite the successes I've had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again."

This could screw his chances at the Olympics of 2012 if he was actually going to compete and not to mention his status right now.  It depends on the American public and other countries response to this.

The quote was taken from the Associated Press. He is lucky this is happening on Super Bowl Sunday.-Dr.FB