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2Jun
2011
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Sports Boxers & Briefs: Romo Marries, Shaq Retires, & The Heat Dominate

Chris Bosh, Dwayne Wade, & LeBron James. Photo: NBA.com
Chris Bosh, Dwayne Wade, & LeBron James. Photo: NBA.com

Chris Bosh, Dwayne Wade, & LeBron James. Photo: NBA.com

Tony Romo married Candace Crawford at a private event in a tent in Dallas over the weekend.  The couple have been together for 2 years and Romo proposed late last year.  Candace is the sister of Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford....

Shaquille O'Neil announced his retirement via Twitter yesterday 19 years in the game.  Shaq, who started his career in Orlando and came to the Los Angeles Lakers and won 3 championships with Kobe Bryant before their relationship exploded and Shaq was traded to the Heat where he won 1 more ring.  He finished his career in Clevelend and Boston.  Although Shaq wore enemy jerseys, The Lakers announced they will be retiring Shaq's Jersey next season....

LeBron James is just 3 games away from winning his first ring and from the looks of what the Miami Heat did to the Dallas Mavericks in game 1, they may already be sizing up their ring finger. Dirk Nowitzki tore tendons in a shooting finger and aside from Dirk, Dallas's offense was stagnant.  The NBA Finals continue tonight with game 2, where Miami is looking to take a 2 game lead over the hurting Mavericks......Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Only A Week Away Til You Can't Use Lebron's Ring Jokes

1Jun
2010
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Gossip Girl Star Caught Topless!

Chace Crawford. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Chace Crawford. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Chace Crawford. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Chace Crawford was seen taking in the rays in Mexico over the weekend.  She was with his sister Candice Crawford and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.

It was a family affair as the parents joined them but I am sure more eyes were on Chace's shirtless body than the parents.

What do you think?-Dr.FB

7Apr
2010
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Video~Tony Romo Does “Sweet Child O’Mine”

Tony Romo jumped on stage with Steel Panther, an 80's rock cover band, in Dallas over the weekend. He performed "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns n Roses with the band.

This weekend, we enjoyed Tainted Love, an 80's cover band.   We have a feeling Tony Romo would like them too.  For now, enjoy Tony Romo belting out the G n R classic.

9Mar
2010
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Video~ The Handsome Mens Club

Hiliarious!!!! Ben Affleck, Sting, Patrick Dempsey, Taye Diggs,Tony Romo and a special appearance by Lenny Kravitz that was a scene stealer all appeared on the Jimmy Kimmel Show for a skit called "The Handsome Mens Club" and it is great!  I am not mentioning everyone in the skit as I do not want to give it away but they are all handsome.

Funniest thing in a long time. Check it out and let me know what you think.-Dr.FB

17Jan
2010
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Video: Prince Attends Vikings-Cowboys Game

It was bad enough that the Vikings whupped on my Dallas Cowboys today.

 Add insult to injury when the baddest man on the planet, PRINCE was there with his protege Bria Valente and others in a luxury box suite. 

Brett Favre and that "Purple Reign" defense put Tony Romo on his back more than Paris Hilton.  Shoot, Romo fumbled more balls than a midget porn star. 

What can I say?  Congrats to PRINCE and his Minnesota Vikings along with Brett Favre. 

 Playoff football is alive..and it lives in Minneapolis.-Dr.FB

12Jan
2010
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Jessica Simpson Still Supports Romo & The Dallas Cowboys

Jessica Simpson. Photo: Famepictures.com

Jessica Simpson. Photo: Famepictures.com

Moments after the Dallas Cowboys beat the Philadelphia Eagles, Jessica Simpson tweeted "she never stopped rooting for the Cowboys" along with a picture of her wearing a cowboys sweatshirt. 

Although Tony Romo and her split up earlier this year, Jessica and even her father Joe Simpson have not stopped supporting MY Dallas Cowboys. 

One has to wonder what Jessica Simpson will tweet after the Dallas Cowboys play the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday.  I know Minnesota loves their Vikings, and Minnesota, you know I got love for you big time.  However, you know this Sunday, I will be with team Simpson rooting for the Dallas Cowboys.

Here is a photo of Jessica returning back to Los Angeles on Monday. Man, she has some small wrists, doesn't she?

  Jess, if you are going to be in Los Angeles on Sunday, let me know.  I have a great place to watch the Cowboys at.-Dr.FB

17Dec
2009
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Jessica Simpson Did NOT Hook Up With Tiger Woods

Jessica Simpson, Tiger Woods, & Tony Romo.  File Photo
Jessica Simpson, Tiger Woods, & Tony Romo.  File Photo

Jessica Simpson, Tiger Woods, & Tony Romo. File Photo

Jessica Simpson did not really need to deny this because she is way hotter than any of the girls he hooked up with.

Star Magazine claimed that this event pictured above that Jessica exchanged phone numbers and email addresses with Tiger Woods to perhaps make Tony Romo jealous.

Jessica released this message via her Twitter:

can't believe that I'm on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! "The Shocking Inside Story" is (insert drumroll) A LIE!

We knew it wasn't true Jess, but thanks for the clarification.-Dr.FB

23Nov
2009
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Carrie Underwood’s American Music Award Performance “Cowboy Casanova”

Tony Romo, what were you thinking? I don't think I would ever dump a dame like Carrie Underwood.

Carrie Underwood looked hot, sounded hot, and I am thinking they should just re-name this show the American Idol Music Awards.-Dr.FB

19Oct
2009
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Sports Boxers & Briefs 10/19/09 Edition

The Dodgers and Angels over the weekend put themselves in a hole. The Angels moreso down 0-2 to the Yankees play at 1 P.M. and hope to win one today. The Dodgers got walloped last night 11-0 and did the right thing when down 6-0 and started planning for tonight's game. The Angels cannot go down 0-3 to the Yanks and the Dodgers cannot go down to the Phillies 3-1 either. Pivotal games today.

In football, Tom Brady was Tom Brady as the Patriots rolled over the Titans 59-0. Brett Favre pulled out another one for the Minnesota Vikings beating the Ravens who have now lost 3 in a row. The win less Chiefs beat the hapless Redskins and in the battle of the unbeaten, the New Orleans Saints beat the New York Giants in a game that was not close. The upset of the day was the Raiders holding the Eagles to 9 points to win. Wow.

Last week, we posted a video of Fox Sports going after Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo in a cartoon. We knew the video was harsh on Jessica and her weight and was soon pulled. Burger King, who sponsors the segment apologized to Jessica over it. Shame on the sports reporter who claimed the sent Jessica a grip of Whoppers to make up for it.-Dr.FB