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19Mar
2012
3

Shhh! Lada Gaga Goes Silent….


Lady Gaga's interview with Oprah aired last night and in the interview, Gaga says she is not going to be doing interviews or talk with the media for a "very, very long time" and....we still don't believe her.

With an upcoming tour and an album that still is not selling as well as "The Fame Monster", we still do not know how she will take the "Born This Way" tour on the road without more promotion.

Se has been silent for a few months, not even talking to any press at the Grammys.  Perhaps Gaga feels she has been overexposed and needs to take it down a notch.  I can understand that.

It would be a welcome change of not being so over the top.  Over the years, without saying a word, her outfits garnered her more attention than the music.  In the Oprah interview, she is very dressed down for her standards.

What do you think of Gaga going silent for a while?  Is it needed?-DocFB

28Sep
2011
0

New Video By Kelly Clarkson “Mr. Know It All” Takes On The Media

"Why is Kelly single?"  "Kelly Clarkson is fat."  "Kelly forgets old friends"  "Kelly endorses smoking" are all actual headlines about Kelly Clarkson in the past few years.

How many are really true?  How many really hurt Kelly.  Do we really know it all?  "Mr. Know It All" the new single by Kelly Clarkson tackles all those issues and more in the new video clocking in at just under 4 minutes.

Just because we listen to one's music, watch their interviews, it doesn't mean we really know them.  At all.

We never met Kelly.  What we know about her is she can sing...and she is beautiful just the way she is.  Oh, and we are playing the video for "Mr. Know It All" again while writing this.

Check out the latest....and the greatest....although I don't know it all....it is just my opinion...."Mr. Know It All" by Kelly Clarkson.-DocFB

Diagnosis:  What You Think You Know....Might Not Be True.....

13Jul
2011
0

Nicki Minaj Denies Fight; Says Man Would Have Balls Removed By Her

Nicki Minaj. Photo: Twitter.com/HelloHouston
Nicki Minaj. Photo: Twitter.com/HelloHouston

Nicki Minaj. Photo: Twitter.com/HelloHouston

Nicki Minaj is denying that she got into an altercation with a man at Dallas hotel yesterday.  It was reported yesterday that Nicki got into a shouting match with a male companion and got struck on her bottom lip.

Nicki took to her Twitter account to make a statement about the incident; "The fact that u believe a man either slapped or punched me in the face & didn't leave on a stretcher w/his balls hangin off? get an F'nlife!"

She later went on to say "The media could pee on ur leg & tell u its raining. You'd believe it. You'd believe u were an adopted martian if TMZ told u so. #stopit5"

Wow.  Balls hanging off and golden showers on a leg.  We don't want to mess with Nicki.  Not sure if she would remove the balls with her hands or her ass.  I would not want to wait around to find out.

So I guess if you listen to Nicki, then the fight didn't happen, right?-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Your Love Or Your Balls.

30Jun
2011
4

Oh Lord! Justin Timberlake Is “Bringing MySpace Back?”

Justin Timberlake.  File Photo

Justin Timberlake. File Photo

We all stopped using Myspace a year or so ago, right?  Well, Justin Timberlake along with a few other investors just bought Myspace. 

Why?  Read The Rest Of This Entry......

18Oct
2009
4

Police Confirm Balloon Boy WAS A Hoax!

Baloon Boy & Family. AP Photo Courtesy ABC
Baloon Boy & Family. AP Photo Courtesy ABC

Balloon Boy & Family. AP Photo Courtesy ABC

A Colorado Sherriff have confirmed the "Balloon Boy" was a HOAX. Drfunkenberry readers who trusted my judgment knew this was a hoax on Friday.

The dad calls the local TV stations before calling the police. His "overacting" crocodile tears after the boy was found in the attic. The boy saying "We did this for the show" on a live interview on CNN. But people still believed this load of HOT AIR.

The photo above shows the balloon all sealed up. You all believed that a balloon made of helium could hold a small child? Come on now!

So, as I asked before, did the media play into the hands of the Balloon Boy Hoax? Yes, they did. Criminal charges and everything should be thrown at this so-called father for his antics and making his children and family partake in this B.S.

People asked me to prove this was a hoax. You had the evidence in front of you all along. The father, does not know the difference between good attention and bad attention, he just knew attention, in the end, that was his downfall.-Dr.FB

16Oct
2009
11

Did The Media Play Into Balloon Boy’s Hot Air?

Baloon Boy & Family. AP Photo Courtesy ABC
Baloon Boy & Family. AP Photo Courtesy ABC

Balloon Boy & Family. AP Photo Courtesy ABC

So we all know about balloon boy and his whack parents now. The photo above is from early October and has the balloon behind the family.

For over 2 hours, the major news outlets covered a damn balloon flying across the sky, fearing a 6 year old boy was on the inside. When the balloon was found, he was not in it. The parents said he was hiding in an attic.  Well, he was, because his dad told him to do it.

The dad's crocodile tears as he said we have to watch him a lot better. What. A. Load. Of. Crap.  Remember, they have been on a few reality shows in the past.

Why did the media cover this live? They gave that family all day coverage, something that they obviously wanted. How many copycats will we see now trying to do something like that for media coverage. Was it that slow of a real news day?

Did the media do the right thing covering this event? What should happen to the parents who did this, wasting police efforts and other things?-Dr.FB

19Aug
2009
0

Dazed & Confused Is Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart On Dazed & Confused Cover
Kristen Stewart On Dazed & Confused Cover

Kristen Stewart On Dazed & Confused Cover

Kristen Stewart graces the cover of Dazed & Confused and looks...well...Dazed & Confused.

She stays straight up on her opinion of the media and paparazzi:

“The fact is, the paparazzi and most interviewers, they want your soul,”  “It’s so scary because your persona … and I guess I now have one, because people think of me in a certain way … is all based entirely on quick snippets of crazed moments in your life. And that is what people then base their entire opinion of me on!”

Hate her or love her (although it seems a lot of you hate her..ahem jealous?) you have to admire her not being fake about how she feels even though it could jeopardize her career in the long run.-Dr.FB