Jermaine Jackson Is A Liar! Tribute Concert Cancelled!

Jermaine Jackson Announces Concert. Photo: AP Photo/Franka Bruns

Jermaine Jackson Announces Concert. Photo: AP Photo/Franka Bruns

Why doesn’t he do what he did when he did what he did when he lied to me?

Never trust someone who names their kid Jermajesty. I don’t care if I spelled it wrong. It’s still lame as phuck.

As we thought, Jermaine Jackson was talking out his greasy ass cheeks when announcing the tribute concert for his brother. This smelled worse that Courtney Love at a courthouse.

Jermaine said earlier this week he was gonna have Chris Brown and Mary J. Blige perform at the concert and I was like..what? Wow. No way. Looks like I was right. Natalie Cole has denied it as well.

Mary was told about the gig by a reporter n she said she has another gig that day. Chris Brown said he was gonna be busy beating up his latest girl that day as well.

The tribute concert has been cancelled although Jermaine is saying it will now be in London 2010. If Michael was the gloved one, Jermaine is the greasy one.

Classless mofo. So can anyone just have a press conference and say people are going to be there? Hmm.  Ok then!

Coming in 200never, The Dr.Funkenberry tribute concert with performances by Katy Perry, Jay-Z, a special duet between Britney Spears and Prince, along with appearances by Kim Kardashian in a thong and the comedy act of John Mayer & Chelsea Handler. Plus Drake and Trey Songz will sing the hooks for all our guest performers.

Shoot, if you are going to lie Jermaine, might as well say Michael will be returning to the stage to put a foot up those greasy cheeks brother.

Jermaine Jackson is like school on Saturday, no class.-Dr.FB



  • Simply Oana
    Posted at 08:57h, 30 August

    Before you judge me, try hard to love me. Michael Jackson from the song Childhood

  • drfunkenberry
    Posted at 22:55h, 11 September

    Sigh. You are missing the point kenni n others.

    Its centered around things that would never happen. So what you are saying is what I am saying but with a sense of humor.

    Since it bothers you all so much, I will make sure to have more Prince and Britney Spears post in the future until a sense of humor is grown. Whap!

  • kenni
    Posted at 21:57h, 11 September

    It is insulting to even suggest Prince would be on stage with the likes of Britney Spears, Katy Perry, John Mayer….and Jay-z. Please don’t make this mistake again.

  • A-2
    Posted at 17:23h, 11 September

    Jermaine is a liar and not to be trusted, well done on your honest reporting Drfunkenberry 🙂

  • Velo
    Posted at 16:51h, 11 September

    Thanks, Doc, for a snarktastic piece! Bravo, my friend.

    Ah, Jermaine, Jermaine. Tsk tsk. You coulda had your sister, La Toya, headline, you know. Was she too busy recording a song, filming a video, co-hosting The View and being interviewed by Barbwa Wawah? I can not wait to watch 20/20 tonight to see La Toya’s reaction when Barbara confronts her on her alleged actions in the hours after Michael died – let the real comedy (or, tragedy rather) begin!

    *sigh* Ich liebe dich mehr, Michael.

  • PurpleTrekkie
    Posted at 16:23h, 11 September

    The original web site, had more pics of Jermaine on it! I’m sure he loved his brother — but I also think he’s full of crap/an opportunist.
    And whatever glandular (?) problem he has ~ all the face sweat ~ doesn’t really help his image…. He should get that checked out (and no, not by “Dr” Conrad Murray. I don’t hate Jermaine, I kind of feel sorry for him [sometimes]).

    The old site now redirects to:
    Is that really the best pic they could find of Michael?? And moving it to June 2010….. If they have it on the 1-yr anniversary (6/25/10), I’m not sure if that would be “cool” or also opportunistic…

    *sigh* SMH ……

  • ertccty
    Posted at 15:02h, 11 September

    I think it is best to push back any shows like that.Take the proper time to arrange a honorable show.Not just something thrown together!And If you EVER mention BRITNEY SPEARS “so called singin” with PRINCE again I swear I will smack up upside the head! That better NEVER happen while I’m on this planet!lmao Love ya… mean it DR! 🙂

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  • LexAve456
    Posted at 12:40h, 11 September

    Jermaine Jackson is disgusting, an opportunist and a liar. Shame on him for trying to use his brother’s death as a means for profit. He will surely reap what he has sown.

  • Digital Creator
    Posted at 11:14h, 11 September

    Tell me I’m not dreaming. Oh tell me is this too good to be true. I knew it was. When you throw out big names like that with now prior confirmation you’re asking for trouble. I saw on TMZ where Mary J. Blige denied it then she released a statement.

    It’s VERY poor quality when you put a name on the bill that don’t even make music anymore. Even poorer when you tell people that no refunds are available and that if the artist don’t show it’s not their fault. He knew all along he couldn’t get these people. And I personally believe that if anything is going to be done it will be here in the USA. Even as late as yesterday Katherine Jackson was on the official website saying in a video clip that she would be there in attendance.

    We all know that Michael Jackson is worth more dead than he was alive but DAMN! What people do for money even if they are a family member… sad!

  • Controversy12
    Posted at 10:20h, 11 September

    No suprise — Jermaine needs to realize that not very many people give a damn about him and I totally agree that “Jermaine is an opportunist and a liar” — I will NEVER support anything (tribute concert or cd ) that he is a part of. Jermaine is a sorry excuse for a brother.

  • duece
    Posted at 09:56h, 11 September

    I am black so I can say…. HE IS THE N WORD! HIS DADDY TOO……

  • Out the Other Side
    Posted at 09:43h, 11 September

    I KNEW IT! Jermaine is an opportunist and a liar….point blank (and I was just discussing at dinner last night how I thought that he HAS to be the greasiest dude I’ve ever seen. Always looks like he just stuck his face in Crisco).

    What a disservice to Michael’s memory. So sad…

  • Stymie
    Posted at 09:42h, 11 September

    Isn’t this the same person that said there was going to be a reunion concert and MJ said he had said no such thing? Are you really surprised? LOL!!!

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